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How to cure bitchassness

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  1. Leefontaine Leefontaine is offline

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    Feb 23rd, 2010 (2/23/2010 10:41am)

    So for those of you who've read my previous post regarding my roomates this should be an easy transition.

    Heres the story:

    Me, my bitchassness roomate and my other roomate went out last weekend to a club in AC with a buncha girls to celebrate this one chick's bday. For those who don't know the story, bitchassness roomate, we'll call him "Dave" used to date this one chick and basically was a clingy pussy the entire time so she ended up dumping him and joining the air force or some shit. Then later on she started flirting with my other roomate (who is also good friends with Dave) and they are now dating, or close to dating, or messin around or something. It was a bit awkward, blah blah blah w.e.

    When we went out to the club, instead of having a good time like he was supposed to Dave spent the entire night basically clinging onto his ex while her and my other roomate were hanging out at the bar. This caused my other roomate to bug me the entire night and tell me to take him on a round or go dance with the girls or something. I tried and to no avail. So long story short the whole night was just a giant buzz kill for everyone all around because Dave is such a fucking pussy. Even the girls we went with started to pick up on it and made fun of him the whole night.

    And since this got heated last time i will make it clear that i am good friends with Dave, i do not hate him, i just hate the fact that hes such a pussy and that his bitchassness is starting to affect me and others around me now. I've tried everything in my power to help him. I've told him straight up to his face to stop being a bitch, no luck. I've tried sitting him down and telling him nicely to please gently remove the tampon from his vagina, no luck. I dont know what else to do, i've known him since freshman year and i usually try not to butt into other ppl's personalities and tell them how to live their lives but its starting to really annoy me/affect me now. Plus i gotta live with him for at least another semester.

    So how do you cure bitchassness? Please teach me.

    Cliffnotes: Roomate's balls have not dropped yet. How do you teach a 22 year old man to make them drop?
  2. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    Feb 23rd, 2010 (2/23/2010 10:43am) in reply to Leefontaine

    you just flat out cannot with some people.
  3. tkeat1653 tkeat1653 is offline

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    Feb 23rd, 2010 (2/23/2010 10:44am) in reply to Leefontaine

    odds that his real name is Dave and the club you went to in AC was Providence?
  4. Leefontaine Leefontaine is offline

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    Feb 23rd, 2010 (2/23/2010 10:54am) in reply to tkeat1653

     
    Originally Posted by tkeat1653 View Post

    odds that his real name is Dave and the club you went to in AC was Providence?

    haha nah its not his real name and we went to the pool.
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  5. dodgingjets dodgingjets is offline

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    Feb 23rd, 2010 (2/23/2010 10:55am) in reply to Leefontaine

    Are you a female? Why is other people's business such a concern of yours?
  6. Leefontaine Leefontaine is offline

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    Feb 23rd, 2010 (2/23/2010 11:01am) in reply to dodgingjets

     
    Originally Posted by dodgingjets View Post

    Are you a female? Why is other people's business such a concern of yours?

    do u lack reading comprehension?

    because hes my roomate, and a friend, and plus like i said in the story, its starting to affect me negatively when we go out.
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  7. xxACES UPxx xxACES UPxx is offline

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    Feb 23rd, 2010 (2/23/2010 11:08am) in reply to Leefontaine

    A) get him some strange
    B) start distancing yourself immediately
  8. tennisee tennisee is offline aka PhiAlphaMTSU

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    Feb 23rd, 2010 (2/23/2010 11:10am) in reply to Leefontaine

    you should get his ex to lay down the law. maybe if she told him she had no interest in him and never will, he'd get the picture and try to move on
  9. rocket5 rocket5 is online now

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    Feb 23rd, 2010 (2/23/2010 11:23am) in reply to Leefontaine

    So a month later and this is still going on? Have fun with your Jr. High problems dude.
  10. MasturNate MasturNate is offline

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    Feb 23rd, 2010 (2/23/2010 12:35pm) in reply to Leefontaine

    tell him straight up what hes doing and how it looks. i used to have a friend like this who was kinda emo. hed always take the nice guy show your emotion kind of approach when trying to land girls. when it failed hed act emo again and he never understood why his approach didnt work. we drifted apart as friends, but if i befriended him again id for sure tell him to drop the pussy approach to getting pussy.
  11. louiemdj louiemdj is offline

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    Feb 23rd, 2010 (2/23/2010 12:41pm) in reply to Leefontaine

    There are a couple of my college roomates who are still my best friends.

    And then there are a few who were really good friends until they became roomates, and I haven't talked to them in years.

    Maybe this guy is the latter kind of roomate.
  12. Leefontaine Leefontaine is offline

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    Feb 23rd, 2010 (2/23/2010 1:09pm) in reply to MasturNate

     
    Originally Posted by MasturNate View Post

    we drifted apart as friends, but if i befriended him again id for sure tell him to drop the pussy approach to getting pussy.

    yeah see this is what i don't want to happen. hes a good kid and a good friend just gotta learn to grow a pair. hes like the white defndr. i learned after this weekend that its so irritating having to go out with someone like that. i dont wanna feel like i have to chaperone another 22 year old man when im trying to have a good time. and i can't be sure but i think he may be delusional about it as in, he actually may think hes cool or something. if so then hes worse than defndr.

    if thats the case then its hopeless...
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  13. LoveHatePoker LoveHatePoker is online now

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    Feb 23rd, 2010 (2/23/2010 2:00pm) in reply to Leefontaine

    Seems like it wasn't an issue until your other roommate started being interested in her. Probably best for you to stay out of it.
  14. Mr Galt Mr Galt is offline sister-in-law's a ho

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    Feb 23rd, 2010 (2/23/2010 2:04pm) in reply to Leefontaine

    awesome pics
  15. yomamanodros yomamanodros is offline

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    Feb 23rd, 2010 (2/23/2010 5:14pm) in reply to Leefontaine



    Just change bitch to bitchass and well, you get the idea.
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