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how do i bounce a girl back from the club

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  1. SirCrafty SirCrafty is offline

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    Nov 22nd, 2009 (11/22/2009 10:58pm)

    was at murmur at the borgata last night and it occured to me that idk wtf im doing with this. have no problem dancing or interacting with girls but when it comes to bouncing a broad back to the room i havent been able to close. im hella confident, i pretty much just walk around the place like im a baller and like im better than every white trash punk in there (because i am), so thats not lacking. fellow ballers offer opinons/advice plz
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    Nov 22nd, 2009 (11/22/2009 11:00pm) in reply to SirCrafty

     
  3. scgolfer scgolfer is offline honey let's go

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    Nov 22nd, 2009 (11/22/2009 11:02pm) in reply to SirCrafty

     
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    Nov 22nd, 2009 (11/22/2009 11:02pm) in reply to SirCrafty

    lol
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    Nov 22nd, 2009 (11/22/2009 11:02pm) in reply to SirCrafty

    Stop saying broad and you're good to go
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    Nov 22nd, 2009 (11/22/2009 11:03pm) in reply to SirCrafty

    i dont think any broad wants to get "bounced". maybe be more of a gentleman?
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    Nov 22nd, 2009 (11/22/2009 11:05pm) in reply to SirCrafty

  8. skeeze666 skeeze666 is offline

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    Nov 22nd, 2009 (11/22/2009 11:06pm) in reply to DBo Fo Sho

    well I doubt club hos want a gentleman
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    Nov 22nd, 2009 (11/22/2009 11:09pm) in reply to skeeze666

     
    Originally Posted by skeeze666 View Post

    well I doubt club hos want a gentleman

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    Nov 22nd, 2009 (11/22/2009 11:13pm) in reply to skeeze666

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    Nov 22nd, 2009 (11/22/2009 11:26pm) in reply to SirCrafty

    You are a complete douche bag. Is this a serious post?
     
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    Nov 22nd, 2009 (11/22/2009 11:49pm) in reply to SirCrafty

    post more
  13. goofy2485 goofy2485 is offline This thread sucks.

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    Nov 22nd, 2009 (11/22/2009 11:54pm) in reply to Lameass_

    PM defndrofangels

    Too obvious.
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    Nov 22nd, 2009 (11/22/2009 11:57pm) in reply to SirCrafty

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    imo
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    Nov 23rd, 2009 (11/23/2009 12:00am) in reply to Etrain99

    obv some1s fake acct.
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    Nov 23rd, 2009 (11/23/2009 12:00am) in reply to SirCrafty

     
    Originally Posted by SirCrafty View Post

    was at murmur at the borgata last night and it occured to me that idk wtf im doing with this. have no problem dancing or interacting with girls but when it comes to bouncing a broad back to the room i havent been able to close. im hella confident, i pretty much just walk around the place like im a baller and like im better than every white trash punk in there (because i am), so thats not lacking. fellow ballers offer opinons/advice plz

    This might be the problem. Maybe you look like you are overdoing it wayyyy too much to the point that it looks stupid/ghey/annoying/offputting to everyone, chicks uncluded.

    Also, how old are you? The older you are the worse and worse your odds get of getting a young hot chick to come back to your place, if there's lots of younger guys around for them to choose instead. Generally people who use the word "broad" are at least 40 years old, so it's a legitimate question, imo.
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    Nov 23rd, 2009 (11/23/2009 12:00am) in reply to SirCrafty

    maybe they just all think your gay, and feel comforatable dancing with you.
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    Nov 23rd, 2009 (11/23/2009 12:01am) in reply to skreechamane

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    Nov 23rd, 2009 (11/23/2009 12:03am) in reply to Etrain99

     
    Originally Posted by Etrain99 View Post


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    imo

    spot on

    Prestooooooone
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    Nov 23rd, 2009 (11/23/2009 12:05am) in reply to SirCrafty

    "hey let's get out of here"
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    Nov 23rd, 2009 (11/23/2009 12:07am) in reply to SirCrafty

    i hear the birds in that speakeasy are crazy... stick with your game and flash some clams and you should be able to land any dame in the joint. now scram.
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    Nov 23rd, 2009 (11/23/2009 12:08am) in reply to Rocky

    The problem I have with this, is that it's only going to give Long Island a worse name around here than it already has.

    Your question is a pretty typical and valid one - just word it diff..and be a little less pompous.

    In terms of how to "bounce a girl back to your room" ...just have something up there she'd want. Weed, expensive wine/liquor, anything. Infer from the conversation what her likes are, and go from there.
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    Nov 23rd, 2009 (11/23/2009 12:11am) in reply to SirCrafty

    short man syndrome
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    Nov 23rd, 2009 (11/23/2009 12:12am) in reply to SirCrafty

    Honestly, you have to stop thinking of them as "broads." Connect with them on a personal level, then ask them if they would like to come over for a nightcap. Asking them to come over and "cuddle and watch a movie" has also worked for me many times. However, if they want you to bone them they will usually let you know in an obvious way.
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    Nov 23rd, 2009 (11/23/2009 12:19am) in reply to Quantum

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    Nov 23rd, 2009 (11/23/2009 12:20am) in reply to TheFirm53

     
    Originally Posted by TheFirm53 View Post

    sweet nails .. the fakeness is strong with this one
  27. SirCrafty SirCrafty is offline

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    Nov 23rd, 2009 (11/23/2009 12:42am) in reply to Etrain99

    im 22....and obv i dont use the word broad when interacting with them. i just use it in casual conversation with friends and such because i think its funny
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    Nov 23rd, 2009 (11/23/2009 1:30am) in reply to SirCrafty

    give them a reason to go back to your room (movie/weed/more liquor/food/whatever)

    from there, you can figure it out

    oh and lol @ everyone acting like girls at the club want some gentleman lol...I mean you don't have to be a complete douchebag but OP is probably fine
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    Nov 23rd, 2009 (11/23/2009 1:40am) in reply to FenwayKing

     
    Originally Posted by FenwayKing View Post

    give them a reason to go back to your room (movie/weed/more liquor/food/whatever)

    from there, you can figure it out

    oh and lol @ everyone acting like girls at the club want some gentleman lol...I mean you don't have to be a complete douchebag but OP is probably fine

    truetrue ty...yeah i realize if i walk around like im the shit people just naturally assume that i am indeed the shit, esp if im waving bills around
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    Nov 23rd, 2009 (11/23/2009 1:50am) in reply to SirCrafty

    if you can't get "ho's" in a club back to your room despite all that game and "mad smack" you are "spittin" then you have some serious problems....b/c I imagine you will spend way too much time chasing and failing until you finally get with one of these "ho's" only to realize they were never worth chasing in the first place.

    My suggestion:

    1. get a haircut and/or change the way you dress (just stereotyping here that your look in someway reflects your talk on here) to a more professional look

    2. look to meet women in better spots (grocery stores, through friends or co-workers, coffee shops) and work on ways to get them to agree to lunch or something

    3. grow up and be responsible
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