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How do i stop myself looking at porn whilst playing poker?

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  1. Blackcab Blackcab is offline

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    Nov 23rd, 2008 (11/23/2008 4:25pm)

    I consider myself a happily married fella in his 40s, but as soon as I start an Mtt my pants are round my ankles 30 min later? Please don't delete this Pockets 5s, can anyone help?
  2. rfohrenbach rfohrenbach is offline

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    Nov 23rd, 2008 (11/23/2008 4:26pm) in reply to Blackcab

    Isn't this one of the main benefits of online over live?
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  3. riskybusines riskybusines is offline

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    Nov 23rd, 2008 (11/23/2008 4:26pm) in reply to Blackcab

    rub Tabasco on your hands.
  4. Blackcab Blackcab is offline

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    Nov 23rd, 2008 (11/23/2008 4:28pm) in reply to rfohrenbach

    LOL ^^^^
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  5. the_snail03 the_snail03 is offline

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    Nov 23rd, 2008 (11/23/2008 4:28pm) in reply to riskybusines

    LOL POTY
     
  6. TnSvn TnSvn is offline

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    Nov 23rd, 2008 (11/23/2008 4:28pm) in reply to riskybusines

     
    Originally Posted by riskybusines View Post

    rub Tabasco on your hands.

    Looooooooool
  7. j_farah j_farah is offline

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    Nov 23rd, 2008 (11/23/2008 4:33pm) in reply to Blackcab

    Get your kids to watch you play.
  8. OneTime_10 OneTime_10 is offline

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    Nov 23rd, 2008 (11/23/2008 4:35pm) in reply to Blackcab

    Whoaaaaaaaa creeep!

    DEETE THIS!
     
  9. Blackcab Blackcab is offline

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    Nov 23rd, 2008 (11/23/2008 4:37pm) in reply to OneTime_10

    ^^^ maybe Americans not have Uk Humour!
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  10. OneTime_10 OneTime_10 is offline

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    Nov 23rd, 2008 (11/23/2008 4:42pm) in reply to Blackcab

    Humore is one thing, this I don't know.
     
  11. E4ERICK E4ERICK is offline

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    Nov 23rd, 2008 (11/23/2008 4:45pm) in reply to Blackcab

     
    Originally Posted by Blackcab View Post

    ^^^ maybe Americans not have Uk Humour!

    just one of many reasons we declared independence from you wanks.
  12. soccerfreakjj10 soccerfreakjj10 is offline

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    Nov 23rd, 2008 (11/23/2008 4:47pm) in reply to E4ERICK

    i don't think it is a bad thing unless it is noticeably affecting your game. if you are one tabling it is probably pretty similar to watching tv.
  13. Spraggs Spraggs is offline

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    Nov 23rd, 2008 (11/23/2008 4:53pm) in reply to E4ERICK

     
    Originally Posted by E4ERICK View Post

    just one of many reasons we declared independence from you wanks.

    Yea coz Americans are so >>>> than us Brits!!

    HAHAHAHA
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  14. KingMonty KingMonty is offline

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    Nov 23rd, 2008 (11/23/2008 4:59pm) in reply to Blackcab

     
    Originally Posted by Blackcab View Post

    ^^^ maybe Americans not have Uk Humour!

    No, I don't think they do.

    But seriously, half an hour, what's keeping you???????
  15. saxman saxman is offline

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    Nov 23rd, 2008 (11/23/2008 5:00pm) in reply to Blackcab

    one more reason why you shouldnt post a webcam while playing online poker?
  16. rocksolid124 rocksolid124 is offline

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    Nov 23rd, 2008 (11/23/2008 5:00pm) in reply to Spraggs

     
    Originally Posted by Spraggs View Post

     
    Originally Posted by E4ERICK View Post

    just one of many reasons we declared independence from you wanks.

    Yea coz Americans are so >>>> than us Brits!!

    HAHAHAHA

    I'm glad you understand.
  17. kinsse kinsse is offline

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    Nov 23rd, 2008 (11/23/2008 5:02pm) in reply to rocksolid124

    TIts
  18. Pker4Dummies Pker4Dummies is offline

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    Nov 23rd, 2008 (11/23/2008 5:03pm) in reply to rocksolid124

  19. tekiller tekiller is offline

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    Nov 23rd, 2008 (11/23/2008 5:03pm) in reply to Blackcab

    mind over matter.
    if you don't mind, it don't matter.
    think about it.
  20. mason32 mason32 is offline

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    Nov 23rd, 2008 (11/23/2008 5:03pm) in reply to kinsse

    2girls1cup?
  21. stackinsideways stackinsideways is offline

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    Nov 23rd, 2008 (11/23/2008 5:03pm) in reply to kinsse

    Jerk off before your games?

    then all you have to do is battle sleep
     
  22. E4ERICK E4ERICK is offline

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    Nov 23rd, 2008 (11/23/2008 5:03pm) in reply to rocksolid124

     
    Originally Posted by rocksolid124 View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Spraggs View Post

     
    Originally Posted by E4ERICK View Post

    just one of many reasons we declared independence from you wanks.

    Yea coz Americans are so >>>> than us Brits!!

    HAHAHAHA

    I'm glad you understand.

  23. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

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    Nov 23rd, 2008 (11/23/2008 5:07pm) in reply to tekiller

    why stop?
     
  24. pokerprolific pokerprolific is offline

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    Nov 23rd, 2008 (11/23/2008 5:09pm) in reply to mason32

     
    Originally Posted by mason32 View Post

    2girls1cup?

    watch this before porn,
    otherwise pm me i got brazzers free pass
  25. KingMonty KingMonty is offline

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    Nov 23rd, 2008 (11/23/2008 5:10pm) in reply to E4ERICK

    Kind of pathetic guys. Blackcab has the (in)decency to post a really amusing (admittedly not to all) thread. Within twenty posts it's turned into a "my country's better than yours" thread.

    Keep it up Blackcab (or maybe not after half an hour!)
  26. saxman saxman is offline

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    Nov 23rd, 2008 (11/23/2008 5:12pm) in reply to Blackcab

    Before the OT folk can give proper advice, its important to understand what type of porn. Is it the ghey porn, or the midget porn or fatchick porn or just normal porn?
  27. theredbaron theredbaron is offline

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    Nov 23rd, 2008 (11/23/2008 5:15pm) in reply to pokerprolific

     
    Originally Posted by pokerprolific View Post

     
    Originally Posted by mason32 View Post

    2girls1cup?

    watch this before porn,
    otherwise pm me i got brazzers free pass

    inbox is gonna be filled in minutes with every perv in OT asking for free pass.
     
  28. TMLMS13 TMLMS13 is offline

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    Nov 23rd, 2008 (11/23/2008 5:18pm) in reply to Blackcab

    just make sure you do it in the first few levels, you dont want to FT then get the urge to jerk
  29. pokerprolific pokerprolific is offline

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    Nov 23rd, 2008 (11/23/2008 5:18pm) in reply to theredbaron

    lol
    i got it off some dude at work, neva let me down
  30. smiley69_300 smiley69_300 is offline

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    Nov 23rd, 2008 (11/23/2008 5:59pm) in reply to pokerprolific

    lol that is awesome!! I dont know what you can do to stop besides self will. But I found it very funny.
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