Honestly I don't know how. There's a new girl interning, she's kinda cute didn't get a good luck at her so there's no way obv that I can get pics right now. Anyways I wanna talk to her and get her number or get her to touch my penix? I dunno anyways. Should I just introduce myself? I have a psychological issue if I find the girl attractive on first look I can't talk to her, but if i don't have any attraction to her I can talk to her easy. Go figure. Anyways flame away or post some good advice.

EDIT: 7-7-09 I manned up and introduced myself. She seemed pretty cool and I got to know a little bit about her, ie. what school she goes to, her hours etc. When we were talking in the kitchen she was making eye contact with me so I dunno maybe she's just being nice or must've been my imagination. I was talking about how I used to work 70 hrs a week and possibly committed an epic fail by mentioning I liked to play online poker, because she laughed when I said that. Anywho the next step is to find out if she has a b/f or not and if she's interested in me.

Update: 7-8-09 I talked with her again, but it's getting difficult to talk with her since I'm all over the place in the office and to get some alone time. Again she seems cool but I dunno, I'm not really sure what to talk about. I asked her if she had any plans for the weekend but she told me it's Wednesday and not sure yet, there's not much to do in X. I'm like yea what the hell do you do in X. She says watch movies, shopping, hang out with friends, going to Barnes and Noble, typical girl answers. I said yea shopping of course you're a girl, then i started to talk about how I like to shop but at the same time not really. Then I talked about yea you like clubbing right? She kinda gave me a funny look and started to laugh. And I said, man I can't stand clubbing among other stuff, can't remember the entire but short convo. Anyways won't be seeing her till next Tuesday.

Update: 7-14-09. Read my last post. Basically I stayed after my shift was over to talk with her and she wasn't kinda being responsive, I dunno. Didn't help I was talking with her while working but yea. Anyways. Thanks again to all who gave me helpful advice. I realize if they don't like me for who I am, forget em.

start with this:

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums.

Seriously though, get her number easier and less awkwardly then just asking for the digits. Like if she randomly goes out to get coffee, be like "Hey what's your number just incase they don't have my emo caffe latte."

 

Originally Posted by tkeat1653

start with this:

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums.

I think that's before our time. I'm 23 btw.

Pull your weiner our and stick it in her ear when she isn't paying attention.

 

Originally Posted by Defndrofangels

 

Originally Posted by tkeat1653

start with this:

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums.

I think that's before our time. I'm 23 btw.

i'm 25.....come on man!!

hi def...just simply walk up to her and say "hi" and let the convo flow from there.

*pulls out marble notebook, takes top off pen

I said that as an example, find something you can get her number for that wouldn't make her think that you want the snapper.

ok. But um won't it be awkward just walking up and saying "hi"? I dunno maybe i'm just overthinking this like a poker game.

 

Originally Posted by ChocoThunder

 

Originally Posted by bekigirl

hi def...just simply walk up to her and say "hi" and let the convo flow from there.

This is really, truly, and honestly the best advice you will get. Don't overthink it. She is a person, treat her as such.

i like this advice. just talk to her like she's anybody else. glgl sir.

I'm terrible at initiating conversation also, but i'm pretty sure in most cases girls would rather you talk to them with just normal conversations, such as how u can do with girls your not attracted to. There would be a better chance at getting her to touch your penix this way, rather then thinking up the perfect line to throw at her, if shes hot shes heard them all anyways

treat her poorly then she'll wonder why you don't like her and try to get you to like her, easy from then on

 

Originally Posted by Jaybone2315

dude, they all know we only want the snatch.

they just want to make us wait long enough so we dont think they are whores.

I know, I'm just saying to get a number you don't have to make it awkward. You gotta ease it in there, put it on her belly, premature ejaculating happens.

 

Originally Posted by dams

You gotta ease it in there, put it on her belly, premature ejaculating happens.

loool