How do you deal w/ a girl way outta your league hitting on you? (PICS pg4)

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  1. Phi Phi is offline aka tennisee

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    Aug 15th, 2009 (8/15/2009 8:15pm)

    I know there are a ton of ugly fuckers on here so I figure I may be able to get some advice.

    This chick I met at a party last weekend has been blowing me up ever since but she is like a 9.5 and I am a fat 2.89 w/ a decent personality.....WTF???

    How the FUCK am I suppose to approach this? Like if anyone ever saw us together they'd think either I'm paying her or we are brother/sister.

    EDIT:

    NO PICS! I never HAVE and never WILL post pics of people i give a shit about on here cause there have been WAY too many horror stories on these boards. And I have my fair share of haters who would love nothing more than to fuck w/ my personal life. Sorry guys Id love to post the pics.
  2. bfactor bfactor is offline Server Clogger

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    Aug 15th, 2009 (8/15/2009 8:18pm) in reply to Phi

    Pee in her butt first. Ask questions later.

    Additional notes: Put in the extra time: Do a background search on her. If she has any institutional history on file, it most likely means she's down for Ass To Mouth. Worth knowing, obv.
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    Aug 15th, 2009 (8/15/2009 8:18pm) in reply to Phi

    9.5 likes guy with low self esteem?

    Lets see pics of said 9.5.
  4. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Aug 15th, 2009 (8/15/2009 8:18pm) in reply to Phi

    In honesty, you should just keep playing it how you are already.

    Maybe she's a chubby chaser?
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    Aug 15th, 2009 (8/15/2009 8:18pm) in reply to bfactor

    Vigorous masturbation

    FOR
    THE
    FUCKING
    WIN
  6. BigEarn7 BigEarn7 is offline 2010 Plattsburgh Award Winner

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    Aug 15th, 2009 (8/15/2009 8:19pm) in reply to bfactor

    pics???

    Just be cool about it, act like shes not out of your league... pretty simple? go with the flow? Dont ask questions, act like this is standard for you... Basically be Kenny Powers.
  7. hostile hostile is online now

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    Aug 15th, 2009 (8/15/2009 8:19pm) in reply to Phi

    there are always insanely hot girls with rediculous Shrek looking creatures.

    Maybe she's just had enough time fucking around with assholes and realizes that she has fun around you, you make her smile, and she'd rather spend time with a nice guy for once and see what that's like.

    You basically just hit the jackpot. Quit asking questions and go collect.
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    Aug 15th, 2009 (8/15/2009 8:20pm) in reply to bfactor

    there is no such thing as a girl out of your league, unless she doesn't drink
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    Aug 15th, 2009 (8/15/2009 8:20pm) in reply to Phi

     
    Originally Posted by PhiAlphaMTSU View Post

    we are sisters.

    sick brag about being a girl in disguise...
  10. Phi Phi is offline aka tennisee

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    Aug 15th, 2009 (8/15/2009 8:20pm) in reply to SILKY JOHNSON

     
    Originally Posted by vjpconst1 View Post

    9.5 likes guy with low self esteem?

    Lets see pics of said 9.5.

    I embraced my ugliness and chubbiness. I have great self esteem so its def not the fact that she's attracted to guys w/ low self esteem.
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  11. ZRobsUSC ZRobsUSC is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2009 (8/15/2009 8:20pm) in reply to Phi

    this has got to be the least disquised brag post i've ever seen (pics pending)
  12. Phi Phi is offline aka tennisee

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    Aug 15th, 2009 (8/15/2009 8:21pm) in reply to watson5j

     
    Originally Posted by watson5j View Post

    sick brag about being a girl in disguise...

    lol die
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    Aug 15th, 2009 (8/15/2009 8:21pm) in reply to watson5j

     
    Originally Posted by watson5j View Post

    sick brag about being a girl in disguise...

    beat me to it. maybe she's a lesbo and it's her first time. She's going for easy pray
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    Aug 15th, 2009 (8/15/2009 8:22pm) in reply to watson5j

    YOu should've just sent this question directly to MUPokerPlayer.

    zing!!!
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    Aug 15th, 2009 (8/15/2009 8:22pm) in reply to ZRobsUSC

    Pics or GFTO
     
  16. normlfella normlfella is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2009 (8/15/2009 8:22pm) in reply to Phi

    my God, another female thread from Phi without any fkng pics..... <sigh>
  17. SyphonSoul SyphonSoul is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2009 (8/15/2009 8:22pm) in reply to Phi

    Just be who you were when you first met and let her meet your meat.
     
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    Aug 15th, 2009 (8/15/2009 8:23pm) in reply to Phi

    lol at this being even semi true...without pics ofcourse
  19. Phi Phi is offline aka tennisee

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    Aug 15th, 2009 (8/15/2009 8:23pm) in reply to 1.21Gigawatts

     
    Originally Posted by 1.21Gigawatts View Post

    YOu should've just sent this question directly to MUPokerPlayer.

    zing!!!

    looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooool

    like....literal....LAWL
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    Aug 15th, 2009 (8/15/2009 8:26pm) in reply to Phi

    love the mupp call. pm pluv as well
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    Aug 15th, 2009 (8/15/2009 8:26pm) in reply to Phi

    Maybe she's just trying to make some guy jealous.
  22. Phi Phi is offline aka tennisee

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    Aug 15th, 2009 (8/15/2009 8:26pm) in reply to normlfella

     
    Originally Posted by normlfella View Post

    my God, another female thread from Phi without any fkng pics..... <sigh>

    Hey my last 2 female threads actually had pics fwiw.
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  23. Phi Phi is offline aka tennisee

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    Aug 15th, 2009 (8/15/2009 8:27pm) in reply to hkfgkjtfgkyu

     
    Originally Posted by hkfgkjtfgkyu View Post

    Maybe she's just trying to make some guy jealous.

    Please tell me your name means something.
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    Aug 15th, 2009 (8/15/2009 8:28pm) in reply to Phi

     
    Originally Posted by PhiAlphaMTSU View Post

     
    Originally Posted by vjpconst1 View Post

    9.5 likes guy with low self esteem?

    Lets see pics of said 9.5.

    I embraced my ugliness and chubbiness. I have great self esteem so its def not the fact that she's attracted to guys w/ low self esteem.

    I have friends that are fat and ugly and they pull major trim. These guys act like they are gods gift though, 90% of pulling chicks is your self esteem. Thats why I said that, not talking chit...Anyways gl with it and I would just act like she is a 7 and go with the flow.
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    Aug 15th, 2009 (8/15/2009 8:30pm) in reply to Phi

    at this point in your life shouldn't you already be a pro at this?
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    Aug 15th, 2009 (8/15/2009 8:30pm) in reply to Phi

    She could be setting you up for a good ole organ harvesting, be weary if she wants to get a motel room.
     
  27. Phi Phi is offline aka tennisee

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    Aug 15th, 2009 (8/15/2009 8:31pm) in reply to MNGambler

     
    Originally Posted by MNGambler View Post

    at this point in your life shouldn't you already be a pro at this?

    Absolutely not. The kinds of chicks that hit on me are ALWAYS fucking ridiculously ugly. Ask anyone on here who knows me IRL. Its quite funny when we go out to see them come flocking. It's like a fucking cattle auction.
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  28. H@BB@KUK H@BB@KUK is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2009 (8/15/2009 8:33pm) in reply to Phi

    no one is outta my league! wut?
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    Aug 15th, 2009 (8/15/2009 8:35pm) in reply to Phi

    Maybe she finds you attractive?

    There has to be a physical attraction somewhere. Girls dont go after guys just because they are nice, unless they have a lot of money of course.

    If you were acting like your normal self when you were around her then just continue doing that. Treat her like you feel like she deserves to be treated and just go with it. Dont sell yourself short and act like shes way out of your league, i dont believe in shit like that.
  30. bfactor bfactor is offline Server Clogger

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    Aug 15th, 2009 (8/15/2009 8:39pm) in reply to Phi

    Well, I'm almost as fat as phi, and at least as ugly, and I can confirm that truly hot chicks are basically never interested in me. I've only had two hot chicks be even remotely interested in me in my entire life, and one of them was interested in me before I became ugly, so only one hot chick post-ugliness. So if about 5% of all chicks I've talked with were hot, and I've talked with about 3,000 chicks since puberty, then, that's 150 hot chicks, so, less than 1% of them were interested. Pretty shitty odds. So it wouldn't shock me if he's telling the truth that this "never happens" to him or whatever.
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