So all of a sudden I hear news that I might no longer be an unemployed fuck, but the catch is I have to pass a drug test of course. Naturally, I've been smoking pretty much daily for a few months. Back about 7 or 8 years ago I had a couple drug tests, one which I passed just by crossing my fingers and not smoking for 7 days, the other I used one of those drinks that give you a "window" of clean piss....passed both.

Just wondering what the modern methods are as my metabolism is a bit slower these days, I don't wanna risk brute forcing it after only a few days if I don't have to.

Study obv

i'm just gonna state the obvious.

not smoking.

1. stop smoking immediately.

2. don't start smoking until you pass the second test that will come later.

3. when you pee for them, make it your 14th piss of the day. you will be drinking a ton of water that day and will give them urine that is almost straight water. the key is you will not test positive for any drugs because there is nothing in your pee for them to detect.

4. they will make you test again because of the low specific gravity of your sample (little to no solutes in your piss).

5. by the time you are retested you will be truly clean and will pass. they will be suspicious because of the low-specific gravity sample you gave but that's probably the best you can do.

I've been thinking, what if you drank like a salty sports drink (gatorade) instead of water, wouldn't you drop a piss that wouldn't be low specific-gravity since it had enough solutes in it from the gatorade?

hmmmmm...

quickfixurine.com

dont try to mask anything

search up the old threads on this subject as well

 

Originally Posted by voorh33s

8 years ago there was a drink for 29.99. You chug it 2 hours before the test and your next 2 pisses or so are clean. I've used it and it worked. This was 8 fucking years ago, there's gotta be better shit out there now. And yeah, obv have stopped smoking.

these drinks still exist as far as i know. i used a kind called "ready clean" successfully about 4 times. just follow instructions.

 

Originally Posted by cmval

Drinks have also been known to fail.

Dont risk it. Use Synthetic Urine, it passes for real urine with no problems

dont risk the drinks, complex systems of cleansing your body, detoxify or any bullshit...use synthetic urine for drug screens for jobs, follow the instructions to keep it warm when you go in for your piss test

I have never heard of this before but it does sound interesting. Have you or anyone else successfully used this before? It's not like I'm getting tested for level 5 clearance at area 51, it's just a bullshit job. TY for all these responses thus far.

Use the fucking search feature and read the 25 other threads on this topic, mothafucka.

Nah but seriously, just go to the local smoke shop and ask the guy which one of those drinks is best, it'll work like 8.5 out of 10 times i reckon. Also if u have 2 weeks to prepare drinking a shit load of water, not smoking and using the cleanse is an easy pass. I'm 2 for 2 life time.

Synthetic urine worked for me. It's just stressful going into the clinic with it hidden on you and you feel real shady going about your business in the restroom. They will ask you to not flush the toilet, turn the water on or wash your hands prior to turning in your sample to the lab tech. Good luck.

 

Originally Posted by RunLikeAChettah

1. stop smoking now obv.
2. 2-3 days before test eat a nice steak/red meat for lunch and dinner
3. 12hrs before test pop 6 81mg asprin, 6 hrs before take another 2-4
4. 4 hrs before drink 64oz of water/ gatoraide and take 100mg B2
5. 3 hrs before, repeat step 4.
6. starting at 2 hrs before you are going in to piss drink 16oz of water every 15 minutes up until you take test.
7 make sure you take half a piss before you piss in the cup, dont get the sample from the start.
8. pass test

Done this multiple times after only 5 days notice and havent had a positive result to date. GL

So all you have to do is sip 256 ounces of water before the test? No big deal.

Also don't they make you re-test if it's too diluted?

 

Originally Posted by coolhandkev

Also don't they make you re-test if it's too diluted?

and by then you have been not smoking for long enough you are pissing clean.

theoretically.

 

Originally Posted by Unforseen

oil change obv

Sfthis

Pm thadcastle, guarantee this will work

 

Originally Posted by Mr Galt

for those giving advice, may the OP be your child's bus driver next year.

if i was a bus driver i'd be high as shit all day... haters gonna hate.

and by your logic, anyone that has a job shouldn't be smoking weed ever, ever, ever. That's silly man. str8 up silly.

mr. galt may be a bit extreme but honestly i agree. You should not be going to jobs that have drug screenings if you cant get your life together and be clean. Grow up and instead of finding ways to cheat life and the system do the right thing.