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How do you pass a drug test these days?

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  1. FastMoney7 FastMoney7 is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 10:10pm) in reply to Cortz

     
    Originally Posted by Cortz View Post

    mr. galt may be a bit extreme but honestly i agree. You should not be going to jobs that have drug screenings if you cant get your life together and be clean. Grow up and instead of finding ways to cheat life and the system do the right thing.

    smoking weed= not having your life together.get a clue bro.you must live under a rock.you really think doctors,lawyers, or even teachers never ever blaze weed? be more clueless
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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 10:11pm) in reply to AMARTIN1181

     
    Originally Posted by AMARTIN1181 View Post

    lol bro, i love u cortz ur my dog, but it's fuckin weed man. WEED.

    lol sorry sir but if it can cloud your judgement and risk others idkkkkkkk. ive never failed a drug test but ive done it correctly.
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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 10:13pm) in reply to AMARTIN1181

    "How do you pass a drug test these days?"

     
  4. SluggerWV SluggerWV is offline A picture is worth a thousand words.

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 10:17pm) in reply to High Impact

     
    Originally Posted by High Impact View Post

    Study obv

    This. There really is no substitute. The cliffsnotes don't help.

    GL
  5. Cortz Cortz is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 10:36pm) in reply to FastMoney7

     
    Originally Posted by FastMoney7 View Post

    smoking weed= not having your life together.get a clue bro.you must live under a rock.you really think doctors,lawyers, or even teachers never ever blaze weed? be more clueless

    your the cool guy who still celebrates 4/20 like your 15 years old...yup move along
  6. aquavitix aquavitix is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 11:02pm) in reply to Cortz

    There is always a Cortz in one of these kinds of threads.
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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 11:45pm) in reply to aquavitix

    I don't agree smoking weed means you don't have your life together or whatever, but I do think it is retarded to smoke it while your looking for a job and know you might have to take a drug test.
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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 11:49pm) in reply to Mr Galt

     
    Originally Posted by Mr Galt View Post

    for those giving advice, may the OP be your child's bus driver next year.

    ban
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    Feb 8th, 2012 (2/8/2012 11:56pm) in reply to STANGAA

    just shit in the cup, that would be HOF
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    Feb 9th, 2012 (2/9/2012 12:02am) in reply to littleze

    sometimes I wish booze was illegal so I could talk shit to people about having a beer at night and going to their "important" job. WHO GIVES A FUCK if someone smokes a doobie on their own time and no where near where they are employed, nor in a manner that will 'hurt' anyone, ie - their house?

    I'm not for ppl smoking and driving, or taking pills and driving, or drinking and driving, but people still do all three anyway. I don't and refuse to let others around me so that is about all I can do myself concerning that matter.
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    Feb 9th, 2012 (2/9/2012 12:05am) in reply to cmval

     
    Originally Posted by cmval View Post

    quickfixurine.com

    dont try to mask anything

    search up the old threads on this subject as well

    Pretty much this.

    I love opening these threads and seeing the horrible advice on how to "cleanse" your system.

    Yeah, it might have worked once but it's a fucking gamble.

    Synthetic urine is used to calibrate the drug testing machines. It is 99.99% foolproof if you follow the heating directions correctly.

    Peace.
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    Feb 9th, 2012 (2/9/2012 12:49am) in reply to Avon Barksdale

    Google certo / fruit pectin to pass drug test. Shit works
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    Feb 9th, 2012 (2/9/2012 1:06am) in reply to JCos

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    Feb 9th, 2012 (2/9/2012 1:08am) in reply to JCos

    I've seen your pic socal, there's a 0% chance that you don't smoke weed constantly, cheers.

     
    Originally Posted by Mr Galt View Post

    for those giving advice, may the OP be your child's bus driver next year.

    quoted so I never take any of your posts seriously ever again

     
    Originally Posted by Cortz View Post

    mr. galt may be a bit extreme but honestly i agree. You should not be going to jobs that have drug screenings if you cant get your life together and be clean. Grow up and instead of finding ways to cheat life and the system do the right thing.

    You're butting heads with smokecock and da donkey for pound for pound worst poster on this site, keep up the good work, scrote. This just fell into my lap literally 2 days ago, I wasn't expecting it at all.

     
    Originally Posted by Cortz View Post

    lol sorry sir but if it can cloud your judgement and risk others idkkkkkkk. ive never failed a drug test but ive done it correctly.

    risk others? You don't even know what job it is that i'm trying to get, no one is at risk, shut the fuck up. Not to mention I wouldn't be high on the job, just shut the fuck up.
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    Feb 9th, 2012 (2/9/2012 1:26am) in reply to Cortz

     
    Originally Posted by Cortz View Post

    your the cool guy who still celebrates 4/20 like your 15 years old...yup move along

    no actually been clean since august 15th since i had to take a hair test.but its just amusing reading how ignorant you are with anything pertaining to drugs.Actually just about everything you post you sound like a douchebag.keep on hatin bruuuuuuuh
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    Feb 9th, 2012 (2/9/2012 1:45am) in reply to FastMoney7

    whatever you do, don't ask Nick Diaz . . .
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    Feb 9th, 2012 (2/9/2012 1:45am) in reply to FastMoney7

    I heard drinking green tea will help you pass a drugs test
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    Feb 9th, 2012 (2/9/2012 11:08am) in reply to Milo

     
    Originally Posted by Milo View Post

    whatever you do, don't ask Nick Diaz . . .


    Why dumbass he passes them all these days and he is medical card carrying smoker.
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    Feb 9th, 2012 (2/9/2012 11:23am) in reply to voorh33s

     
    Originally Posted by voorh33s View Post

    I've seen your pic socal, there's a 0% chance that you don't smoke weed constantly, cheers.

    Edited By: SoCalDrew Feb 9th, 2012 at 11:23 AM
     
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