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How does ones become a P5's OT legend?

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  1. kdawg531 kdawg531 is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2010 (2/8/2010 2:02am)

    someone plz explain this process
  2. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Feb 8th, 2010 (2/8/2010 2:03am) in reply to kdawg531

    pm murderer
  3. JoeSexAppeal JoeSexAppeal is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2010 (2/8/2010 2:05am) in reply to norcaljeff

    1) Make new account
    2) Pretend to be a hot girl with pics
    3) ???????????
    4) Profits
  4. NickyPrice NickyPrice is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2010 (2/8/2010 2:07am) in reply to JoeSexAppeal

    w/ ice cream sandwiches
  5. Schrazor Schrazor is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2010 (2/8/2010 2:09am) in reply to kdawg531

     
  6. GPop21 GPop21 is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2010 (2/8/2010 2:09am) in reply to NickyPrice

    1) Make OT Account

    2) Spend years building a rep

    3) Slowly use that rep to mooch

    4) Completely take advantage of rep and scam 10k off of OT

    5) ?????

    6) Profits
  7. Moonlight Graham Moonlight Graham is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2010 (2/8/2010 2:09am) in reply to kdawg531

    have sex with another ot'er?

    steal a grill?
  8. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

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    Feb 8th, 2010 (2/8/2010 2:09am) in reply to kdawg531

    if you werent here in '05 then you have to have some epic thread to catapult you into OT stardom. Im not talking some lame gf pics or "look how drunk and stupid I was" story....you need a fucking EPIC. Take ptownbrad for example. Just an ordinary poster one day. Then he posts the now infamous story about his mom sniffing his cock...and BAM! OT Legend.
     
  9. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Feb 8th, 2010 (2/8/2010 2:14am) in reply to GPop21

     
    Originally Posted by GPop21 View Post


    1) Make OT Account

    2) Spend years building a rep

    3) Slowly use that rep to mooch

    4) Completely take advantage of rep and scam 10k off of OT

    <strike>5) ?????</strike>

    6) Profit

    fyp tho amirite?
  10. shlackass shlackass is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2010 (2/8/2010 2:17am) in reply to kdawg531

    Step 1 - never ASK how you can be a legend
  11. hoops886 hoops886 is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2010 (2/8/2010 2:19am) in reply to Mr. Blonde

     
    Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde View Post

    if you werent here in '05 then you have to have some epic thread to catapult you into OT stardom. Im not talking some lame gf pics or "look how drunk and stupid I was" story....you need a fucking EPIC. Take ptownbrad for example. Just an ordinary poster one day. Then he posts the now infamous story about his mom sniffing his cock...and BAM! OT Legend.

    I somewhat disagree with this. People like Tim_Lock and emcee weren't in OT in 2005 and didn't have fucking EPIC threads (that I can remember atm), but are still OT elite imo.
  12. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

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    Feb 8th, 2010 (2/8/2010 2:22am) in reply to hoops886

    who?
     
  13. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Feb 8th, 2010 (2/8/2010 2:23am) in reply to Mr. Blonde

     
    Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde View Post


    who?

    oh no he di-int!
  14. Lord Supremo Lord Supremo is online now actually a tuvalu lord (sigh)

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    Feb 8th, 2010 (2/8/2010 2:23am) in reply to hoops886

    Jaybone too if "look how drunk and stupid I was" stories don't count as EPIC
  15. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Feb 8th, 2010 (2/8/2010 2:23am) in reply to Lord Supremo

    lies.

    ok ok, I'm out. ffs
  16. kdawg531 kdawg531 is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2010 (2/8/2010 2:25am) in reply to shlackass

     
    Originally Posted by shlackass View Post

    Step 1 - never ASK how you can be a legend

    I dont want to be a legend. i was simply curious of the process. read your shit correctly
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  17. bfactor bfactor is offline Server Clogger

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    Feb 8th, 2010 (2/8/2010 2:28am) in reply to kdawg531

    Step 1: Do drugs

    Step 2: Go hiking in remote wilderness with biological sister

    Step 3: Get a poisonous snake to bite your dick

    Step 4: Make your sister save your life by sucking your dick

    Step 5: Do more drugs

    Step 6: Type stuff about what step 5 was like/post-game analysis of ramifications of step 5/shattered family relationships/pics of your sister

    Step 7: Convince a sexy Japanese girl to become an OT reg

    Step 8: Install a hidden camera in her bathroom and post vids of her going peepee.

    Step 9: Get banned as a result

    Step 10: Legend

    etc
  18. shlackass shlackass is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2010 (2/8/2010 2:29am) in reply to kdawg531

    shut your mouth when you're talkin to me ....relax
  19. NickyPrice NickyPrice is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2010 (2/8/2010 2:30am) in reply to bfactor

     
    Originally Posted by bfactor View Post

    Step 1: Do drugs

    Step 2: Go hiking in remote wilderness with biological sister

    Step 3: Get a poisonous snake to bite your dick

    Step 4: Make your sister save your life by sucking your dick

    Step 5: Do more drugs

    Step 6: Type stuff about what step 5 was like/post-game analysis of ramifications of step 5/shattered family relationships/pics of your sister

    Step 7: Convince a sexy Japanese girl to become an OT reg

    Step 8: Install a hidden camera in her bathroom and post vids of her going peepee.

    Step 9: Get banned as a result

    Step 10: Legend

    etc

    Or do this on a regular basis
  20. kdawg531 kdawg531 is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2010 (2/8/2010 2:30am) in reply to shlackass

     
    Originally Posted by shlackass View Post

    shut your mouth when you're talkin to me ....relax

    haha yep
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  21. Akat11 Akat11 is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2010 (2/8/2010 2:33am) in reply to kdawg531

    Step 1: Collect 10k from one Charles Kranyak and disperse to rightful owners in OT

    Step 2: Enjoy the spoils of being a legend
     1
  22. SICKTIGHT311 SICKTIGHT311 is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2010 (2/8/2010 2:42am) in reply to kdawg531

    You can start by sucking my balls.
  23. kowboy8686 kowboy8686 is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2010 (2/8/2010 2:46am) in reply to kdawg531

    there is a 1 post legend in the lurker thread imo.
  24. mathclub mathclub is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2010 (2/8/2010 2:51am) in reply to kowboy8686

    there are generally 2 options.

    1 - you have to get past kidrockin and choco in a 6 foot wide hallway at the Vegas OT party while you and they are all drunk

    B - hang out with sweetness and jaybone in vegas for 24 hours.

    accomplish either of those 2 without dying and u r an ot legend.

    edit: spooning a stripper does NOT count
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  25. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Feb 8th, 2010 (2/8/2010 3:01am) in reply to mathclub

    mathclub is still alive? wtf
  26. SaulGood SaulGood is online now SPAGETT

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    Feb 8th, 2010 (2/8/2010 3:02am) in reply to mathclub

    "generic fight club quote"
     
  27. Lord Supremo Lord Supremo is online now actually a tuvalu lord (sigh)

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    Feb 8th, 2010 (2/8/2010 3:02am) in reply to mathclub

     
    Originally Posted by mathclub View Post

    1 - you have to get past kidrockin and choco in a 6 foot wide hallway at the Vegas OT party while you and they are all drunk

    Maybe I'm underestimating how fat/strong they are but I feel like I could do this. Who has tried and failed thus far?
  28. mathclub mathclub is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2010 (2/8/2010 3:08am) in reply to Niceguy

     
    Originally Posted by Niceguy View Post

    mathclub is still alive? wtf

    barely.
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  29. mathclub mathclub is offline

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    Feb 8th, 2010 (2/8/2010 3:13am) in reply to Lord Supremo

     
    Originally Posted by Lord Supremo View Post

    Maybe I'm underestimating how fat/strong they are but I feel like I could do this. Who has tried and failed thus far?

    i'm 6'3" and 225 and wouldn't stand a chance.

    no one has taken them up yet, but good luck with that.
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  30. Lord Supremo Lord Supremo is online now actually a tuvalu lord (sigh)

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    Feb 8th, 2010 (2/8/2010 3:29am) in reply to mathclub

    seriously? I'm 6'3" 220...perhaps I'm overestimating how wide a 6 foot hallway is? We'll see

    edit: wait, how is this structured? Am I running at them while they're just standing there in the hallway bracing themselves to resist impact? Or do we start standing next to/close to each other?
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