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if I had a choice male or female, I'd obv take the female, but if its not like I would say no to male but yes to female.
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I don't know B - just feel like it would be bad enough that I had to fuck a dog, but it would just be that much worse if I had to be gay at the same time. But I understand your point.
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I thought someone might ask this. Personally, I felt that this scenario was a more interesting question, psychologically, than the more traditional one of it being your own finger, since the other two hypoetheticals both deal with how willing you are to do something that sucks for you, yourself, whereas, that one deals with your ethics/morals in terms of doing something that sucks for someone other than you, that you caused to happen. I think for some people, #2 might actually be the worst of the 3 scenarios. I also think that a lot of people will have trouble understanding how anyone could possibly think #2 is the worst. Which I enjoy, since I like to see which people have difficulty understanding certain ethics/viewpoints. Which is why I threw that one in there.
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if i said yes, then you would know, and that goes against your post where you said nobody would know. no? -
i wouldnt even consider 3. there is no thinking about it. none of these are really equal to the reward. a better scenario for 3 would be if you had to fuck a 900 pound women or some shit like that. nobody except some sick fuck is gonna screw a dog for anything. a better hypothetical scenario for the 2nd question would be if you had to cut off your own finger. a selfish person wuld have no problem cutting off someone elses plus its just easier to say that so you wont get an accurate answer. theres probably tons of people that will say #2 but they wouldnt actually go through with it. here on an internet forum its easy though to just be like yeah, ill cut someone elses finger off. maybe the point of question #2 is to gauge the selfishness of certain individuals but i doubt thats what you were doing.
Edited By: XXEDPXX Feb 12th, 2012 at 04:09 AM
edit: i guess that was the point. the other disputes about it being an easy answer still stand though -
It's sort of like, if there was a hypothetical where you had to fuck a dude, but you get to choose whether to guy is a good looking guy, or a bad looking guy, it seems in some ways like it might be "gayer" if you request it to be a good looking guy, than if you request a bad looking guy. Sort of like, if you really hate eggplant, then, you might actually hate eating perfectly prepared eggplant, where the chef did a good job of bringing out the eggplant flavors to their fullest extent, since it just intensifies how strong the thing you dislike would be, and might actually hate a "bad" eggplant dish less than a "good" eggplant dish. It's hard for me to explain, but, I honestly think I would feel even weirder/more awkward if the dog was female, than if it was male.
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Originally Posted by XXEDPXX
i wouldnt even consider 3. there is no thinking about it. none of these are really equal to the reward. a better scenario for 3 would be if you had to fuck a 900 pound women or some shit like that. nobody except some sick fuck is gonna screw a dog for anything. a better hypothetical scenario for the 2nd question would be if you had to cut off your own finger. a selfish person wuld have no problem cutting off someone elses plus its just easier to say that so you wont get an accurate answer. theres probably tons of people that will say #2 but they wouldnt actually go through with it. here on an internet forum its easy though to just be like yeah, ill cut someone elses finger off. maybe the point of question #2 is to gauge the selfishness of certain individuals but i doubt thats what you were doing.
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I'd fuck a 900 lb chick for its own sake. bunch of weirdos itt
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Yeah I dont think I could do any of these just to have sex with my dreamgirl. I am pretty satisfied with the list I have had so far. I honestly dont think I could do these, maybe more for money than a girl.
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Yea, you kind of answered your own question. Basically, I personally happen to strongly prefer the someone else's pinkie scenario to your own pinkie scenario. I've already asked the your own pinkie scenario in a previous hypoethetical on here before, so, I'm bored of that, not to mention I've already had other enduring pain on yourself hypotheticals, so, in this case, I was more interested in the reverse scenario. I was more interested in learning about people's qualms/lack thereof of hurting others than themself in regards to sexual rewards. I was also actually hoping/happy about the fact that it made for a are-they-really-being-honest issue, where I figured a lot of people might give an insta-yes to #2, without really thinking it through, and people might call them on it later on in the thread, leading to interesting discussions. These things all factored into me wanting to ask the reversed pinkie scenario, rather than the traditional version of it. Obv I am in a different mood/have different tastes from you, in regards to what I enjoy asking people about. That's fine tho.
Originally Posted by XXEDPXX
i wouldnt even consider 3. there is no thinking about it. none of these are really equal to the reward. a better scenario for 3 would be if you had to fuck a 900 pound women or some shit like that. nobody except some sick fuck is gonna screw a dog for anything. a better hypothetical scenario for the 2nd question would be if you had to cut off your own finger. a selfish person wuld have no problem cutting off someone elses plus its just easier to say that so you wont get an accurate answer. theres probably tons of people that will say #2 but they wouldnt actually go through with it. here on an internet forum its easy though to just be like yeah, ill cut someone elses finger off. maybe the point of question #2 is to gauge the selfishness of certain individuals but i doubt thats what you were doing.
edit: i guess that was the point. the other disputes about it being an easy answer still stand though -
This actually makes sense - it would definitely be gayer to prefer to bang George Clooney over George Karl. As soon as you are showing a preference, you are sexualizing it instead of it just being a scenario where you have no free will. But with the dogs, I would equate it to picking a cocker spaniel female over a boxer female, not picking a female over a male. Just 2 different ways at looking at it, I guess.
Originally Posted by bfactor
It's sort of like, if there was a hypothetical where you had to fuck a dude, but you get to choose whether to guy is a good looking guy, or a bad looking guy, it seems in some ways like it might be "gayer" if you request it to be a good looking guy, than if you request a bad looking guy. Sort of like, if you really hate eggplant, then, you might actually hate eating perfectly prepared eggplant, where the chef did a good job of bringing out the eggplant flavors to their fullest extent, since it just intensifies how strong the thing you dislike would be, and might actually hate a "bad" eggplant dish less than a "good" eggplant dish. It's hard for me to explain, but, I honestly think I would feel even weirder/more awkward if the dog was female, than if it was male.
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There is not really some chick I dream off like that.
But if I had to cut off the pinky of a stranger in order to keep someone i loved i would snap call. -
Yea, the "sexualizing it" thing in the hot/ugly guy scenario is basically what I meant for the male vs female dog thing, as far as why I felt it might be worse to pick female, but, I also see what you are saying in terms of not even viewing it that way and making it strictly be a physiological/comfort type of thing of like the same way some breeds would be even more severely unpleasant to fuck probly, in terms of non-sexualized aspects of it even.
Originally Posted by kellykip
This actually makes sense - it would definitely be gayer to prefer to bang George Clooney over George Karl. As soon as you are showing a preference, you are sexualizing it instead of it just being a scenario where you have no free will. But with the dogs, I would equate it to picking a cocker spaniel female over a boxer female, not picking a female over a male. Just 2 different ways at looking at it, I guess.
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This is so fucked up. Bfactor's gimmick getting old.
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Lol, true
Originally Posted by Camronius
if i said yes, then you would know, and that goes against your post where you said nobody would know. no?
I realize that it probably seems to some people like I just intentionally try to make a lot of fucked up posts, just to keep up a reputation of making a lot of fucked up posts or something, but I honestly swear this just isn't the case at all. I simply really genuinely enjoy asking about and/or talking about fucked up shit. It's honestly enjoy the discussion of this type of stuff itself. I think some other people do too, but some people don't, and those who don't can't understand how/why the people who do enjoy it enjoy it, so, they assume that they must not enjoy the actual discussion, and are just doing it to do a "gimmick". This simply isn't the case though. The reason I make a lot of fucked up threads, is simply because I actually enjoy the discussions of fucked up shit, itself. Nothing more, nothing less. Obviously you don't believe that, but, it's actually the truth. -
so basically you're trying to figure out the most fucked up OT'ers. the thing is though anybody that would actually fuck a dog would never admit it. its just too absurd of a question to try and get a real response from people. the only yes you'll get is someone joking around so really whats the point?
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Edited By: bfactor Feb 12th, 2012 at 04:50 AMI actually just don't happen to agree with your hypothesis. I think that there are people who are willing to answer this honestly (and, as far as the thing about answering the thread defeating the anonymity of fucking the dog from the dog scenario, this isn't really true, since a large percentage of OTers on here are anonymous, like, nobody knows who they are in real life, so, they can actually answer the question honestly without fear of people who they know in real life knowing that they'd be willing/not willing to do x things.) and I don't think the only yes responses are all jokes. Maybe some are, but, I think the majority would be honest answers. Also, I think there is a pretty big difference between a person admitting that they'd fuck a dog just simply because they actually wanted to fuck it, compared to admitting they'd fuck a dog, but not enjoy it/want to, but simply do it because they were forced to in order to get something else, i.e. a prize of some sort, like in the hypothetical of this thread. I agree that very few people in the former scenario would admit that, if especially if they weren't answering anonymously, but, I think lots of people would be willing to answer the latter scenario honestly, since, they aren't admitting they WANT to fuck dogs, rather, they're just admitting they'd be willing to do it, begrudgingly, to get to attain something else, in trade for it. Like, even in real life asking this question face-to-face, I think there are some people who would answer yes to question 3, and not in a joking manner, and not feel overly embarrassed about it either, since they technically wouldn't actually be saying they would want to fuck a dog, if you see the difference.Originally Posted by XXEDPXX
so basically you're trying to figure out the most fucked up OT'ers. the thing is though anybody that would actually fuck a dog would never admit it. its just too absurd of a question to try and get a real response from people. the only yes you'll get is someone joking around so really whats the point?
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I wasn't joking. if nobody's ever going to know about it, and the hypothetical master can guarantee no diseases and that it won't hurt the dog, I'd fuck the dog in order to get to a few different women. lol the phrase "fuck a dog" still makes me laugh though...
Originally Posted by XXEDPXX
so basically you're trying to figure out the most fucked up OT'ers. the thing is though anybody that would actually fuck a dog would never admit it. its just too absurd of a question to try and get a real response from people. the only yes you'll get is someone joking around so really whats the point?
but the sick fucks that would torture somebody or chug a gallon of shit, that's who you've gotta worry about. if you wouldn't even consider doing something nasty for that kind of reward then you guys aren't trying hard enough (in several respects) imo
cliff notes - Hank H1LL would fuck a dog -
Lol, basically this. Although personally I would consider yes-to-#2ers to be more fucked up than yes-to-#1/#3ers, and would consider #1 and #3 roughly equally fucked up, neither much worse or better than the other imo (assuming the person disliked both of those things. Obv if they actually WANTED to do either of those things then that changes everything tho, lol).
Originally Posted by Hank H1LL
I wasn't joking. if nobody's ever going to know about it, and the hypothetical master can guarantee no diseases and that it won't hurt the dog, I'd fuck the dog in order to get to a few different women. lol the phrase "fuck a dog" still makes me laugh though...
but the sick fucks that would torture somebody or chug a gallon of shit, that's who you've gotta worry about. if you wouldn't even consider doing something nasty for that kind of reward then you guys aren't trying hard enough (in several respects) imo
cliff notes - Hank H1LL would fuck a dog
I think my own honest answer to this hypothetical would be:
1: No (I would probably genuinely consider it for a few seconds, but, chicken out once I saw/smelled the shit up close, it's just too gross, I don't think I could get myself to drink that much actual shit)
2: No (I'd feel way too bad about it, no way I could do this one. This would be the one I would be least willing to do of the three).
3: Yes (but it would be a really close call, and if the scenario were actually happening in real life, I'm only about 60% confident that I'd actually do it and not chicken out in real life. It's hard to really know for sure from just guessing here on my couch, lol, but, this is my honest guess. And no, I wouldn't enjoy it lol, I'm not that fucked up, I'd be super grossed out, but, I think I could probably just close my eyes and grit my teeth and force myself to do it and pretend it was a chick or something, whereas, with the diarrhea I don't think there's any mental process I could do to trick myself into being able to bear it, it would just be too brutal, tasting that shit over and over, for so long, fuck that imo, lol) -
I guess looks play a role in saying yes to 3 also. If you're an ugly dude who is realistic and you're fully aware that you have no chance of ever fucking a hot chick it would make it easier to consider saying yes. Where as a good looking guy would have a much easier time saying no
Edited By: XXEDPXX Feb 12th, 2012 at 05:06 AM
obviously im trying to imply that im a good looking guy -
I'd slice you to pieces to sleep with that zelda ass girl B.
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Now this I actually agree on. Like, if a guy is able to pull 9's and 10's on the reg, then, he wouldn't be so devastated about not getting to fuck his dream girl, since, even the random 9's/10's although not as fun as getting to do his all-time #1, are still close enough to be almost as fun, so, the motivation wouldn't be as high to do super fucked up shit just to upgrade from a 9.9 to a 10.0 #1-choice or whatever.
Originally Posted by XXEDPXX
I guess looks play a role in saying yes to 3 also. If you're an ugly dude who is realistic and you're fully aware that you have no chance of ever fucking a hot chick it would make it easier to consider saying yes. Where as a good looking guy would have a much easier time saying no
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oh ffs ed
it's called your "all-time dream girl," not "some hot chick from studyhall you're afraid to talk to." these are girls you wouldn't be able to get a word into much less your nut, and you get to dictate their emotions on top of it.
no one gives a shit, or even remotely believes you that you have a shot at any of our dream girls. so yeah, pass me scruffy because I'm making a run on 2003 jessica alba. -
what?
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exactly.
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Yea. Just to clarify, I didn't mean that it would necessarily make all that huge of a difference, like, I'd still expect there to be plenty of ugly dudes who pull no ass to say no to all 3, and some baller dudes who pull major ass to still say yes to 1 or more of the 3, but, I just mean on average the people rolling in pussy might be less willing on avg. Maybe not tho the more I think about it, since the guys who are rolling in pussy might have that mentality of some weird elite-level of 2nd-level-sexual-frustration where its like, they've already gotten bored with regular hot pussy, since they get it constantly, so, now they want to eek out that highest echelon of getting their absolute flawless-scenario that they keep almost-but-not-quite attaining, sort of like heroin junkies wanting that perfect high, and getting frustrated with all the close-but-not-quite hits or something. So actually, maybe the reverse would be the case. Hmmmm... I dunno. It's an interesting point to ponder tho
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