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how to get laid on V-Day - 100% fool proof

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  1. Buchsbaumy Buchsbaumy is offline

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    Feb 14th, 2007 (2/14/2007 4:07pm)

     
  2. Buchsbaumy Buchsbaumy is offline

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    Feb 14th, 2007 (2/14/2007 4:08pm) in reply to Buchsbaumy

    1.8karat with the smaller ones =2.0 the BR going to good use.
     
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  3. hyacinthgirl hyacinthgirl is offline

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    Feb 14th, 2007 (2/14/2007 4:10pm) in reply to Buchsbaumy

    i think the brag post is more the boobs than the ring :)
  4. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

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    Feb 14th, 2007 (2/14/2007 4:11pm) in reply to hyacinthgirl

    nice fuckin tits
     
  5. Cuthroat187 Cuthroat187 is offline

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    Feb 14th, 2007 (2/14/2007 4:12pm) in reply to hyacinthgirl

    agreed enough with the ring lets see some boooooooooooooooooobs
  6. frozenhead frozenhead is offline

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    Feb 14th, 2007 (2/14/2007 4:12pm) in reply to hyacinthgirl

    they are perky, huh.
  7. gosalukis83 gosalukis83 is offline

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    Feb 14th, 2007 (2/14/2007 4:12pm) in reply to Mr. Blonde

    I do believe its nice fucking "tit."

    Only one is apparent from the photo which leads me to believe she only has one tit.

    Now some nice noodz could change my mind.......
  8. jerichoholic jerichoholic is offline

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    Feb 14th, 2007 (2/14/2007 4:14pm) in reply to gosalukis83

    forget the boobs, what is the poster in the background? I tried and tried, probably started at it for 5 minutes, just couldn't figure it out.
  9. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is offline Supreme Moderator

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    Feb 14th, 2007 (2/14/2007 4:14pm) in reply to frozenhead

    yeah....lets see the woman worthy of such a rock....preferably n00dz
     
  10. randomfrost randomfrost is offline

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    Feb 14th, 2007 (2/14/2007 4:15pm) in reply to Buchsbaumy

    congrats
  11. McStraddle McStraddle is offline

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    Feb 14th, 2007 (2/14/2007 4:25pm) in reply to randomfrost

    damn ur crazy son, $10 box of chocolate and/or rose and ur all set. Much cheaper than a ring.
  12. HK_MP5N HK_MP5N is offline

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    Feb 14th, 2007 (2/14/2007 4:28pm) in reply to Buchsbaumy

    Congrats man, nice move. Oh, that ring will carry you much further than just tonight, been there and done that one.
  13. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    Feb 14th, 2007 (2/14/2007 4:32pm) in reply to Buchsbaumy

    gg freedom. take a hard look at that ring, it represents the shackles on your ankles forever. ...or a 50% divorce settlement if you picked wrong. lol. oh gotta run, the wifes nagging me to clean the toilets and fix the faucet.
  14. gillabong gillabong is offline

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    Feb 14th, 2007 (2/14/2007 4:50pm) in reply to skisteve

    def american beauty poster.
  15. Buchsbaumy Buchsbaumy is offline

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    Feb 14th, 2007 (2/14/2007 6:23pm) in reply to gillabong

    ...not sure if you were serious about the poster, the brown at the top is a shelf and under that are 100 pack MEMOREX DVD+R packs stacked to the top right under the shelf.

    i got Vday , Anniversary, and her bday in back to back to back months, and add Xmas in Dec. thats 4 of 5 months where im a very poor man. (and taxes, self employeed so i dont get a return, just the opposite)

    but..... shes worth it.
     
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  16. AceRunner AceRunner is offline

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    Feb 14th, 2007 (2/14/2007 6:27pm) in reply to Buchsbaumy

    <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=4 width="100%" bgColor=#ffffff border=0><TBODY><TR bgColor=#eeeedd><TD bgColor=#ffffff></TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top> </TD><TD>Re(2): how to get laid on V-Day - 100% fool proof
    by hyacinthgirl on 2/14/2007 16:10 </TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><NOBR> </NOBR></TD><TD><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD></TD><TD></TD></TR><TR><TD></TD><TD> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR><TR bgColor=#ffffff><TD bgColor=#ffffff></TD><TD colSpan=2><TABLE cellPadding=2 border=0 celspacing="0"><TBODY><TR><TD>i think the brag post is more the boobs than the ring :) </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

    Hya right on as always.
  17. BillMueller BillMueller is offline OT President

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    Feb 14th, 2007 (2/14/2007 6:28pm) in reply to Buchsbaumy

    ummmm what about the boobs?!?!?

    can you please address that situation or what?
  18. Cortz Cortz is offline

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    Feb 14th, 2007 (2/14/2007 6:28pm) in reply to Buchsbaumy

    i think if shes ur gf u can get laid anyday especially on v day by jus giving roses and some chocolate and a dinner

    getting her a ring for v day? no wonder why the women use and abuse u so easily.
  19. ihaterats ihaterats is offline

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    Feb 14th, 2007 (2/14/2007 6:29pm) in reply to BillMueller

    Upon further review it is apparent that it is cold in your room, no?
  20. gamblingfun gamblingfun is offline

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    Feb 14th, 2007 (2/14/2007 6:31pm) in reply to Cortz

    may get you laid today, but I hear its -EV in the longrun.
  21. Cortz Cortz is offline

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    Feb 14th, 2007 (2/14/2007 6:33pm) in reply to gamblingfun

    ya now shes gonan expect somthin big for every holiday
  22. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    Feb 14th, 2007 (2/14/2007 8:01pm) in reply to Cortz

  23. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    Feb 14th, 2007 (2/14/2007 8:01pm) in reply to skisteve

    its a special day so it gets posted in two places at once. gg blowjobs.
  24. imhooks imhooks is offline

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    Feb 14th, 2007 (2/14/2007 9:54pm) in reply to skisteve

    bump for boob explanation
  25. franktank franktank is offline

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    Feb 14th, 2007 (2/14/2007 9:59pm) in reply to imhooks

    noodz better be coming soon
  26. clizzark clizzark is offline has cockbreath

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    Feb 14th, 2007 (2/14/2007 10:19pm) in reply to Buchsbaumy

    And how not to get laid: let her see this:

  27. franktank franktank is offline

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    Feb 14th, 2007 (2/14/2007 10:21pm) in reply to clizzark

    whats her face look like?

    im so lonely :(
  28. MKGB MKGB is offline

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    Feb 14th, 2007 (2/14/2007 10:26pm) in reply to franktank

    Alright, let me be the first to say congratulations. You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart, Buch. Way to work it through.
  29. ihaterats ihaterats is offline

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    Feb 14th, 2007 (2/14/2007 10:30pm) in reply to MKGB

    I must be the only guy in OT that likes being married.
  30. sobizzle21 sobizzle21 is offline Scammer

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    Feb 14th, 2007 (2/14/2007 10:31pm) in reply to MKGB

    well if ur only going to have one vagina for the rest of your life i think having a pair of awsome bags is +ev
    970 
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