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How to be GREAT looking, but no girls? CREEPY. And not intentional.

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  1. Quincrimes Quincrimes is offline

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    Jun 7th, 2008 (6/7/2008 7:02am)

    ONE calls me "stalker" material. Ive never stalked a girl in my life. But, I am a strange mofo. I like peanuts and brocolli.
    Cauliflower too. They produce an intestinal gas through the anus. I guess the ladies reprobate this act.
  2. aholthaus33 aholthaus33 is offline

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    Jun 7th, 2008 (6/7/2008 7:13am) in reply to Quincrimes

    ban please
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    Jun 7th, 2008 (6/7/2008 7:43am) in reply to aholthaus33

    OK, bad post. But, I may be travelling at the speed of light. Actually, that would take all the mass in the world, and then once you got there the speed of light would still be traveling at that speed. So crazy that e=mc2.
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    Jun 7th, 2008 (6/7/2008 7:51am) in reply to Quincrimes

    quincrimes = iloveparis

    This has been the worst night for OT posts that I can remember.
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    Jun 7th, 2008 (6/7/2008 8:32am) in reply to Quincrimes

    speed of light? Please .......

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    Jun 7th, 2008 (6/7/2008 8:40am) in reply to Quincrimes

    I love it when I call out the n00bs and lurkers... and they start posting... and OT tells them their posts suck.

    Its better if you just go into other people's posts and type in crazy shit. It is much, much funnier... and ppl will remember it a lot more. Below is an example... read the thread and look for the complete hijack story.

    Hijacking a thread the right way.
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    Jun 7th, 2008 (6/7/2008 8:42am) in reply to jesterwords

    example #2... start working on your hijack skills.

    example #3, its even better when you get others in on the hijack
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    Jun 7th, 2008 (6/7/2008 9:27am) in reply to jesterwords

    lolz at the pictures, well played. i definately like the waco jetpack one lol.
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    Jun 7th, 2008 (6/7/2008 10:11am) in reply to Quincrimes

    It sounds like you may have an issue with stinking. Girls usually do not like their men to stink. Also, how do you classify yourself as GREAT looking? Maybe a bit egotystical?
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