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  2. dolphin can hold his breath until he gets a UB hat
  3. 1min 34 seconds, why do you ask?
  4. When I was growing up, I used to dive for pearls off the coast of Jakarta, so I was regularly going underwater for 3+ minutes at a time (usually down to 50-60 feet). I didn't time it, but I think the longest I ever went was almost 5 minutes.
     
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    Originally Posted by SpankyHamm View Post

    When I was growing up, I used to dive for pearls off the coast of Jakarta, so I was regularly going underwater for 3+ minutes at a time (usually down to 50-60 feet). I didn't time it, but I think the longest I ever went was almost 5 minutes.

    I can't decide if I like this better as a joke or as a real story. either way that's awesome imo (fwiw I say real because it sounds kinda familiar but idk. just awesome tho)
  6. http://www.pocketfives.com/f13/how-l...breath-557701/

    you have .................................... in your post...

    i had some ass

    but here are some others.
  7. the game is to hit (not hold) "." for as long as you hold your breath.
    Thread Starter
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    Edited By: jusfoldf1sh May 26th, 2011 at 01:33 AM
    Reason: oops i held it, wtf,,hit it?
  9. 20 secs or so i know cuz i get hiccups a lot
    Edited By: Jwilkinson May 26th, 2011 at 01:37 AM
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  11. I don't know, ask your mom.
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    On a side note, when I was a kid and couldn't fall asleep I'd time my breath holding abilities all the time in bed. I think my best ever was in the 2.5-3 minute range. Anyone who can go 5+ is a freak.
     
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  15. 2:30.64 seconds. First try. Haven't tried that in 10+ years. It's a little warm in our house and I'm perspiring a tiny bit along with feeling light headed. Thanks OP.
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    Felt good, thanks op.
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  17. wait, are some of you guys holding it?
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  19. Im good at this game! But i always loose count half way in...
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    Slow fingers imo

    Long enough to get an orgasm
     
  21. Till I become hypoxic
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    Edited By: Deoxyribo May 26th, 2011 at 03:37 AM
    Reason: welp i suck. i dont even smoke
     
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    Edited By: AmSlim22 May 26th, 2011 at 04:23 AM
     
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    haha i'm a stoner I held not hit here is the hit.

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    f'n weak
    Edited By: ChocoThunder May 26th, 2011 at 04:27 AM
  27. eternity

    just haven't gotten around to doing it yet
  28. when i was a baby i used to hold my breath until i passed out when i was pissed
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