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  1. about 350 lifetime. its an epic fail when you get hit by a house

    on a par 3 which i did a month or two ago.
     
  2. I don't get it
  3. dude?
  4. lol icwudt
  5.  
    Originally Posted by pageh656 View Post


    im an epic fail

    agreet
  6.  
    Originally Posted by pageh656 View Post

    about 350 lifetime. its an epic fail when you get hit by a house

    on a par 3 which i did a month or two ago.

    if this is true how exactly can u fit 350 golf balls in your golf bag.

    DELETE THREAD - 3 Strikes - 6 Fouls - etc etc
  7.  
    Originally Posted by Lord Supremo View Post

    lol icwudt

  8.  
    Originally Posted by lane1300 View Post


    if this is true how exactly can u fit 350 golf balls in your golf bag.

    I think you are way out of line questioning the dimensions of my personal ball bag.
    Maybe you should focus on reading the thread and then you might just take something away from this experience.

    I see a lot of potential in you and I really don't want to see you waste it like the countless ones before you.

    Godspeed youngblood.
     
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  9.  
    Originally Posted by pageh656 View Post

    about 350 lifetime. its an epic fail when you get hit by a house

    on a par 3 which i did a month or two ago.

    How do you get hit by a house? Don't you hit the house with your ball?

    FAIL
  10.  
    Originally Posted by Movetime99 View Post


    How do you get hit by a house? Don't you hit the house with your ball?

    FAIL

    Not everyone lives in a ritzy country club you cake eater.
    Some people live in mobile homes in this world. Chirp.
     
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  11. pageh656 how often do you play golf ??
  12. lane1300 about tree fitty?
     
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  13. whats your best score ??
  14. i dont keep good logs but i spoke to my wife nellie and she informed me.

    its about tree fitty
     
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  15. Don't play on estate courses.
    I've hit a few tho, the one I remember was when I was young, I lived by a reserve I practiced in. My skill was growing as was my cockiness & I wanted to hit longer shots this day, so I moved to the back tee across the road. It was like the road hole at St Andrews in the sense that you had to hit right past, and closley past the hotel(my house)!
    My lounge room had a massive window(15x12ft). Well after a few successful shots my cockiness grew and I felt like practicing my draw shot, well I turned it over and my heart was in my mouth as the ball sailed right to left towards the window and smashed right into a downpipe about 1 ft away from the window. I walk past the house still to this day and the ding is still there :) One of the best feeling ever when that window didn't smash(I was 13).
  16.  
    Originally Posted by elendil View Post

    Don't play on estate courses.
    I've hit a few tho, the one I remember was when I was young, I lived by a reserve I practiced in. My skill was growing as was my cockiness & I wanted to hit longer shots this day, so I moved to the back tee across the road. It was like the road hole at St Andrews in the sense that you had to hit right past, and closley past the hotel(my house)!
    My lounge room had a massive window(15x12ft). Well after a few successful shots my cockiness grew and I felt like practicing my draw shot, well I turned it over and my heart was in my mouth as the ball sailed right to left towards the window and smashed right into a downpipe about 1 ft away from the window. I walk past the house still to this day and the ding is still there :) One of the best feeling ever when that window didn't smash(I was 13).

    I have a vivid image of St. Andrews road hole etched into my retinas. Nice story mate. More like these please.
     
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  17.  
    Originally Posted by pageh656 View Post

    i dont keep good logs but i spoke to my wife nellie and she informed me.

    its about tree fitty

    so if your in the " ORLANDO " area where exactly have u played.
    do you walk, ride ??
  18. loooooool this thread is great
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  19. y so many posts about hitting houses while on a golf course?
  20.  
    Originally Posted by pageh656 View Post

    I have a vivid image of St. Andrews road hole etched into my retinas. Nice story mate. More like these please.

    St. Andrews road hole is number what on the score card


  21. tho
  22.  
    Originally Posted by lane1300 View Post

    St. Andrews road hole is number what on the score card

    Pretty sure its 17
  23. i remember i was at the par 5 16th at tpc scottsdale. after a 250 yard drive, i was going with my 6 iron for my second shot and i sliced it and out of nowhere a house hit me. worst day of my life really.
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  24.  
    Originally Posted by elendil View Post

    Pretty sure its 17

    hell yeah, nice work! next week we will work on shapes and colors...
  25.  
    Originally Posted by watson5j View Post

    hell yeah, nice work! next week we will work on shapes and colors...

    LULZ, WP. It's a TRAPPP
  26.  
    Originally Posted by dpottz View Post

    i remember i was at the par 5 16th at tpc scottsdale. after a 250 yard drive, i was going with my 6 iron for my second shot and i sliced it and out of nowhere a house hit me. worst day of my life really.

    See guys, it rly does happen. Man I am glad to hear you are alright! I hope that lil incident didnt keep you off the course for too long? Did you at least get the address of the assailant?
     
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  27.  
    Originally Posted by pageh656 View Post


    See guys, it rly does happen. Man I am glad to hear you are alright! I hope that lil incident didnt keep you off the course for too long? Did you at least get the address of the assailant?

    so when is pageh656 gonna be banned ???
  28. ok lane1300 since you have taken a special interest in me, what do you contribute to the pocketfives community?
     
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  29. this thread rapes sooooo hard
  30.  
    Originally Posted by pageh656 View Post

    See guys, it rly does happen. Man I am glad to hear you are alright! I hope that lil incident didnt keep you off the course for too long? Did you at least get the address of the assailant?

    it messed me up so badly that i didn't golf before, during, or after the incident.

    and i got the address, but it immediately changed as the house left the scene.
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