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I couldn't afford it so I'd steal it online.
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I would pay $200.00 to watch a sex tape with Anne Hathaway and Selma Hayek . . . but only if I got to co-star in it.
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Why would I pay to watch some other guy fuck my dream girl while I jerk off?
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Exactly 0.00
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For random hot celebs who I don't know in person, I probably wouldn't go above $50ish bucks. Maybe $100 if we were allowed to magically time-machine it so that we could have 2003-2004 Keira (that was when she was like 18 years old, back before she had become all skinny/anorexic yet). Would also maaaybe go up to one hundo for 2004-2006ish Jessica Alba I guess.
Edited By: bfactor Apr 13th, 2012 at 04:08 AM
As for non-celebrity chicks who I know in person on the other hand... lol... I'd be willing to pay sickening amounts of money.
Probably literally several thousand bucks to get to see any of about half a dozen of my favorite girls from high school in the n00d. Seriously, even just naked, even if they weren't getting fucked or anything, I'd probly go several g's deep just to see them topless probly. Pretty pathetic/sad of me obv, but hey, I'm just being honest. From like 9th grade through 12th grade all I did for 4 straight years was stare frustratedly at the thin pieces of clothing fabric covering their perfectly hemispherical, perky, perfectly proportionate high school tittays. And I never got to actually see the real deal. That's pretty infuriating. So yea, I'd pay a shitload to see that shit.
Reason: tried to say "before she was anorexic" not "before she was 18" lol. Oopsies. Scha-dian slip obv -
I'd pay 100-200 to watch Alexis Bledel solo. obv dont want to see her with a random dude
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my blood runs cold
Edited By: LoveHatePoker Apr 13th, 2012 at 06:44 AM
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I'd pay a good amount if my wife would let me make a sex tape.
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+1. that horse better be hung tho
Originally Posted by KYSupr3macy
i'd pay $150 to watch kate upton and jessica alba pre pregnancy together with a horse.
yea, i have some hot 17-22 year old neighbors. no, i never banged any of them either. lame.
how old is she in said sex tape?
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Edited By: FistFights Apr 13th, 2012 at 02:11 PMOriginally Posted by FenwayKing
I would def pay 1k+ for Emma Watson (with her long hair). Although part of me would be tempted not to buy it at all because I still hold out hope that I'm gonna get rich and famous enough to meet (and then snerk) her so I prob wouldn't buy until I'm convinced that's not gonna happen/she gets married etc
dont know if i could marry a girl who has made a porno with another dude. idk just the constant thought that there exists a tape where another dude is railing your wife for everyone to see kinda turns me off.
i.e. kim kardashian
on a side note i dont remember where I heard this probably here but I heard/read that some dude had a class with emma watson at brown and when she answered a question correctly, blurted out three points for griffindor! and she ran out crying. not sure if true but i applaud if so -
lolllllll
Originally Posted by FistFights
on a side note i dont remember where I heard this probably here but I heard/read that some dude had a class with emma watson at brown and when she answered a question correctly, blurted out three points for griffindor! and she ran out crying. not sure if true but i applaud if so
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pretty sure thats an urban legend that started like 3 days after she got to brown
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Depends on the video quality and what you get to see, if it's full hardcore professionally done I would say $250, if it's just another blurry mess maybe $25
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lol, I think I was the one that posted this. Not sure if it's true or not, but, my little brother has a friend in college, that had a friend at Brown that reported said story -- so take that for what it's worth. I don't think she ran out crying afterwards either, I think she took it in stride. True or not, its still funny!
Originally Posted by FistFights
dont know if i could marry a girl who has made a porno with another dude. idk just the constant thought that there exists a tape where another dude is railing your wife for everyone to see kinda turns me off.
i.e. kim kardashian
on a side note i dont remember where I heard this probably here but I heard/read that some dude had a class with emma watson at brown and when she answered a question correctly, blurted out three points for griffindor! and she ran out crying. not sure if true but i applaud if so -
I would pay a fuc**ng shed load and this is why
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The Emma Watson story is funny true or not, but my guess is she would take it in stride... definitely not run out of the room crying.
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Random thought...
Has any OTer ever been in a position to meet/date a famous person? I used to have this fantasy of actually sweeping Natalie Portman off her feet and actually dating her, but then she went and fucked that ballet dude and got pregnant.
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Cathrine Zeta Jones in her prime with Jennifer Anniston in her prime, 20 bucks.
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Operation bag a celeb...not a bad OT summer project.
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ship me 10$ and a facebook pic of the girl and i will make u a flawless fake nude













