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  1. HelenRNurse HelenRNurse is offline

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    Apr 23rd, 2011 (4/23/2011 2:49pm)

    One patient swallowed 4 razor blades on a drunken bet. Nuff Said???
  2. waboose waboose is offline

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    Apr 23rd, 2011 (4/23/2011 2:50pm) in reply to HelenRNurse

    lol @ white people
  3. keylight keylight is offline

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    Apr 23rd, 2011 (4/23/2011 2:57pm) in reply to waboose

    that's one man who will never again be called a pussy.
  4. Da Donkey Da Donkey is offline

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    Apr 23rd, 2011 (4/23/2011 3:02pm) in reply to keylight

    Was this AFTER the patient already met you and knew you were going to be their nurse?

    If so, that explains everything.
  5. zeppelinzoso16 zeppelinzoso16 is offline world traveler

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    Apr 23rd, 2011 (4/23/2011 3:04pm) in reply to Da Donkey

    better than letting a girl punch you in the face I guess
  6. XquiziVex XquiziVex is online now

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    Apr 23rd, 2011 (4/23/2011 3:10pm) in reply to zeppelinzoso16

    How much did said patient make on the bet?
  7. number1pen number1pen is offline

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    Apr 23rd, 2011 (4/23/2011 3:16pm) in reply to XquiziVex

    and then puked in your face and u died?
     
  8. locustbend locustbend is offline

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    Apr 23rd, 2011 (4/23/2011 3:20pm) in reply to number1pen

    nothing like another helenurse post that doesnt tell us anything.....then she will come back in 2 days and add another bit of useless info
  9. timthegem timthegem is offline

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    Apr 23rd, 2011 (4/23/2011 3:23pm) in reply to HelenRNurse

    I would make the same bet but I would swallow a Schick Quattro cartridge.

    Tell him you can't do anything until he poops them out.
  10. applejackking applejackking is offline

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    Apr 23rd, 2011 (4/23/2011 4:10pm) in reply to timthegem

    Did he win the bet?
  11. SmokeyCasinos SmokeyCasinos is offline

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    Apr 23rd, 2011 (4/23/2011 4:21pm) in reply to applejackking

    You should of topped him with 5
  12. s1nnr s1nnr is offline will stab you

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    Apr 23rd, 2011 (4/23/2011 4:24pm) in reply to SmokeyCasinos

    Worst magician ever
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    Apr 23rd, 2011 (4/23/2011 4:48pm) in reply to HelenRNurse

    Post x-ray pics of said victims stomach with said razor blades or it didn't happen, basically pics or gtfo.
  14. wes_mc wes_mc is offline

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    Apr 24th, 2011 (4/24/2011 1:49am) in reply to XquiziVex

     
    Originally Posted by XquiziVex View Post

    How much did said patient make on the bet?

    well?
  15. curiousgeorge curiousgeorge is offline baby duck hat

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    Apr 24th, 2011 (4/24/2011 6:00am) in reply to wes_mc

    no one cares how your night at work was.
  16. railbot railbot is offline

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    Apr 24th, 2011 (4/24/2011 6:09am) in reply to curiousgeorge

    i no no why the hostility, i want to thank you for your services as a nurse, i dated one for a very long time and i know how much you guys care about your patients, your all like jr mommy's,.
    anyway just wanted to say thanks,
  17. userid363 userid363 is offline I want an undertitle

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    Apr 24th, 2011 (4/24/2011 7:13am) in reply to railbot

    fuck her being a nurse, she makes OT waaayyyy more interesting. TY for your service to P5s
  18. HelenRNurse HelenRNurse is offline

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    Apr 24th, 2011 (4/24/2011 2:35pm) in reply to userid363

    $200 was the bet and yes, he won, but he cost you & me LOTS more than that. No insurance, no job, and just got out of jail 4-4-11 after 2 yrs for possession of stolen gun. Thank you, Rail.
    Thread Starter
  19. curiousgeorge curiousgeorge is offline baby duck hat

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    Apr 24th, 2011 (4/24/2011 6:25pm) in reply to HelenRNurse

    somehow you spun this into a political rant but not a racist one. wp.
  20. kowboy8686 kowboy8686 is offline

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    Apr 24th, 2011 (4/24/2011 6:39pm) in reply to curiousgeorge

    ill bet he said the last words a red neck ever speaks........

    HEY! yall watch this!
  21. budo09 budo09 is offline

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    Apr 24th, 2011 (4/24/2011 6:56pm) in reply to HelenRNurse

     
    Originally Posted by HelenRNurse View Post

    $200 was the bet and yes, he won, but he cost you & me LOTS more than that. No insurance, no job, and just got out of jail 4-4-11 after 2 yrs for possession of stolen gun. Thank you, Rail.

    Then it's a good thing he will be mandated to purchase it now. Then he can save you and me LOTS of money.
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