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  1. DPCartel DPCartel is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 10:45pm)

    If you guys remember my past posts about those miracle parlays...well I just hit one for over 20K. And I need all you degenerates to help me find a way to celebrate this...all my friends are passed out or have work so I'd have to do it alone...I'm thinking hit up a strip club 10 minutes away from my house...never gone to a strip club alone but f it...what do you guys think?
  2. Maximus McGee Maximus McGee is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 10:46pm) in reply to DPCartel

    gtfo brag post
  3. DPCartel DPCartel is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 10:47pm) in reply to Maximus McGee

    It is a brag post I do admit...but no one else I know is a totaly degenerate like me so they don't know how much of a long shot these parlays are...
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  4. DPCartel DPCartel is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 10:47pm) in reply to DPCartel

    Also, the best response will get $50 sent to their starts account, tomorrow tho cause I gotta hit up a western union to put money into my stars account
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  5. Jos Jos is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 10:50pm) in reply to DPCartel

    booze and strippers, obv
  6. hoops886 hoops886 is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 10:52pm) in reply to Jos

  7. lentes130 lentes130 is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 10:52pm) in reply to Jos

    if you go to the nudey bar make sure you have the dollar bill with the string attached just like Al Bundy
  8. sbjohn sbjohn is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 10:52pm) in reply to Jos

    Show us your miracle parlay.
  9. OneOutItHits OneOutItHits is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 10:52pm) in reply to DPCartel

    buy a 42 inch lcd tv and throw it off your roof. vid and post please
  10. DPCartel DPCartel is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 10:55pm) in reply to OneOutItHits

    LOL...Sorry can't do that I'm not a full out baller...just a lucky degenerate...I"ll most likely go broke by Thursday so I should enjoy it till then...and SBJohn don't you have to worry about your 100K plays to be reading this?
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  11. JechtSphere JechtSphere is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 10:56pm) in reply to OneOutItHits

    Degenerate winnings? Degenerate spending. Flight to Vegas, pick up an expensive classy hooker and enjoy the strip, then enjoy her stripping back at your room later, etc. GG, ship it.
  12. JMPRODIGY JMPRODIGY is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 10:56pm) in reply to JechtSphere

    what was the parlay you hit? n congrats!!
     
  13. hoops886 hoops886 is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 10:57pm) in reply to JechtSphere

    hmmm not gonna show us what you hit?

  14. DPCartel DPCartel is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 10:57pm) in reply to JechtSphere

    One of my boys told me to get a nice suite and then hire a bunch of hookers but I'm scared of STDs...I know I know I'm a bitch...and I wish I could do the Vegas thing but I have classes I can't miss but I might keep 5K and hit up Vegas just to go to the Rhino
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  15. acecatcher26 acecatcher26 is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 10:59pm) in reply to JechtSphere

    Ok first go to strip club, pay for massage with happy ending, drink and be merry. Then tommorow get western union to hook u up on stars and go play snake8484 hu till u double your rolll....
  16. DPCartel DPCartel is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 10:59pm) in reply to DPCartel

    Honestly, I wouldn't brag about shit like this on a board...I've posted past parlays and they've all lost and they were all over 20K if they had hit...If I wanted to bullshit you guys I would pull a SBJohn and say I won 100K
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  17. MUPokerPlayer MUPokerPlayer is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 11:11pm) in reply to DPCartel

    Better worry about getting that $20k offline first before you start spending it
  18. ajv174 ajv174 is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 11:13pm) in reply to MUPokerPlayer

    strip club obv tonight with loads of drinking & a happy ending!

    then buy super bowl tickets - that would be awesome

    save 1k and play in a wsop event too
  19. showtime90 showtime90 is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 11:17pm) in reply to DPCartel

    hmm well.... easiest way to degen gamble away the 20k is to prob buy a car, or if you already have a nice one obv soup it up and make it super sick. then ya could probably go get a few lp dances obv throw down some washingtons and gain all tha ladies on ya.

    ive never really had any money to blow, but i wish you the best and ill def come up with something later on in this thread. congrats though on hitting the 20k
  20. DPCartel DPCartel is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 11:21pm) in reply to ajv174

    Okay instead of giving away $50 to one person who here would be willing to play in a tourny of SNG on stars for say $200 sometime this week? I'd put up the money...
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  21. DPCartel DPCartel is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 11:23pm) in reply to DPCartel

    And thank you guys for all your wishes...appreciate it...
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  22. Jimbo31 Jimbo31 is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 11:24pm) in reply to DPCartel

    ha who wouldnt do that? id do it
  23. showtime90 showtime90 is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 11:24pm) in reply to showtime90

    and of course, my acct is waiting :)

    but seriously... i guess if ya wanted to go to the strip club get a fuggin hottie, throw down some billz, and party the hell up, who cares if yur by yyourself, all the better for you.

    or you could just take it all to a 100/200 table and donk it up to 100k against nemo.

    ^^ pbv the best idea.

    to be honest, just get chitfaced and party the hell up, nvm your friends if they are busy. have fun man you just won a massive amt of $$

    and of course, there are thousands of hookas and dealrs out there on the streets if youre into that stuff.

    gl

    ship it ty
  24. hostile hostile is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 11:32pm) in reply to Jimbo31

    hookers and blow
  25. DPCartel DPCartel is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 11:36pm) in reply to hostile

    Okay can anyone help me set up a private tourny on stars please?...and this is kinda sad...i finally hit a miracle parlay i've been waiting for and i'm still here on p5 posting...does this mean i'm a total degen?
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  26. pokerjamers pokerjamers is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 11:38pm) in reply to DPCartel

    get an 8 ball, get all fcked up, go to strip club, buy a prostitute. have an OT freeroll
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  27. norcalonica norcalonica is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 11:41pm) in reply to pokerjamers

    obvio ot freeroll
     
  28. norab norab is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 11:42pm) in reply to DPCartel

    I would go to the Super Bowl.

    You probably should tell us the parlay though.
  29. Xmas32 Xmas32 is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 11:43pm) in reply to pokerjamers

    Go out and treat yourself. Get a massage, facial, the works. Go to a tailor and get a suit or two made. Buy yourself a new kickass watch (if you're a watch guy).
  30. jtown1010 jtown1010 is offline

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    Jan 23rd, 2007 (1/23/2007 11:46pm) in reply to pokerjamers

    Take some hot chick you know to a nice restaurant, get a couple bottles of wine/champaigne, throw some food down her throat, take her home and bump uglies, after you're done go to the strip club with your boys and get everyone a shot and a lap dance. All in all it could be done for less than $1,000.00, then tommorow open up a bank account to keep the $$$ aside for april 15th.
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