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Think about the first few times you have sex with a girl.
You bring that 15yr old youngbuck cockgame, trying to re-arrange her ovaries with your cocksaber in there.
Now picture this you been with her for how long?
You know Dam well you don't even kiss her, you just help her take her clothes off and you hit it.
Now think about the guy that just fucked her.
To this guy, this was a drunk college cheerleader, that has Miserable sex with her ex and he's putting that 14yr old cockgame on her.
He did shit with her on day one that you could never cuz you feel guilty like a lil bitch.
He prolly pulled his slimy shaft outta her vajone, and then he made her suck it clean.
Just sucked the sex right off his full salute.
You really wanna know something?
She prolly sucked that cum draped dock of his like she was dehydrated hyena and that was her source of life.
Tongue hanging out her mouth lapping at the sex dripping off his dick.
She' wants "your" relationship but she will cheat on you to get "safely" raped by him.
Quick question, do you pick her up and hold her in the air and just drop her on your cock?
Well this guy without a doubt was just air raiding that quivering orgasming pussy.
Don't eat her out anymore, that's tainted twat dog. -
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Spoken like a King.Originally Posted by J0HNS0N757
lol tmayo ahahah...........anyways you should get back with her and cheat on her multiple times and possibly have her walk in while your slinging the meat in some hot peice of ass(if u cant pull a hot bitch, im sure u can buy one). This will make her jealous and she will love you forever. gl!
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LOL DudeOriginally Posted by railbot
Think about the first few times you have sex with a girl.
You bring that 15yr old youngbuck cockgame, trying to re-arrange her ovaries with your cocksaber in there.
Now picture this you been with her for how long?
You know Dam well you don't even kiss her, you just help her take her clothes off and you hit it.
Now think about the guy that just fucked her.
To this guy, this was a drunk college cheerleader, that has Miserable sex with her ex and he's putting that 14yr old cockgame on her.
He did shit with her on day one that you could never cuz you feel guilty like a lil bitch.
He prolly pulled his slimy shaft outta her vajone, and then he made her suck it clean.
Just sucked the sex right off his full salute.
You really wanna know something?
She prolly sucked that cum draped dock of his like she was dehydrated hyena and that was her source of life.
Tongue hanging out her mouth lapping at the sex dripping off his dick.
She' wants "your" relationship but she will cheat on you to get "safely" raped by him.
Quick question, do you pick her up and hold her in the air and just drop her on your cock?
Well this guy without a doubt was just air raiding that quivering orgasming pussy.
Don't eat her out anymore, that's tainted twat dog. -
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Joined: Jan 05Sep 6th, 2012 (9/6/2012 10:02pm) in reply to Believer82
Have sex with all the guys she's been banging, then you'll know if they are any good.
Learn how to be a better cook as well.
Perhaps get more into some sort of meditative practice.
I hope this helps. -
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couple things here.Originally Posted by Gosselinator
How would you feel about getting back with an ex after a recent breakup knowing she's slept with other men during the said breakup ?
No crap, honest answers.
1. if you feel bad, youre a bitch.
2. if you werent sleeping with other chicks during said breakup, youre a bitch.
3. if you make this thread and are seriously asking this question, youre a bitch.
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you should've banged 2-3 honeys the first week you were single
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TheWacoKidd
haters gonna hate
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sorry OP, that's a shitty situation. I would feel used and betrayed, but most of all I would be thinking "why? Was it something I did that broke our bond and drove her into the arms of another? If so, what are some things we can both work on to ensure this situation doesnt happen again?" I would sit and talk with her and communicate our expectations and fears going forward (women love it when you're open and vulnerable, it shows your human side and proves youre someone she can relate to and share her life experience with). Prove you're ready to take the next step emotionally by telling her something you've never told anyone else. After the talk, I would suggest at least 3 hours of cuddle time (no sex, this is important. It shows you're interested in more than just the physical side) just to get used to the feel of laying next to each other once again, and to re-create the emotional bond you shared during the "good times". After that, it's up to you how you proceed, cook her dinner, rub her feet while she talks about her day at the boutique, watch 16 and pregnant, whatever you enjoy doing together. Under no circumstances bring up her escapades with these other men (she's obviously trying to put that lifestyle behind her since she wants to be with you), doing so may cause her to rethink her decision, and could possibly negate all the effort you've put into proving that you are soul mates. I know it's cliched, but from here on out, just take your relationship one day at a time. With mutual respect and communication, it shouldnt take long to get back to the way things used to be (before she slept around obv).
If that doesnt work, just take solace in the fact that it was never meant to be. You can keep your head up and move on knowing you tried everything, she can go back to fucking half the state. As Morgan Freeman famously said "some birds just aren't meant to be caged"....
good luck OP. Don't mind these haters, they just jealous of you. -
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OP, why aren't you out bangin skanks? If i was you i'd be pulling all kinds of strange tail and at least one of her friends. Then you wouldn't be so butthurt that she fucked a bartender on a cruise ship.
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Joined: May 09Sep 6th, 2012 (9/6/2012 11:29pm) in reply to JaySpo
dont get back with her but hate fuck the shit out of her until she cries from all the pain, cum in her eye socket and raw dog it back and forth from her ass to vagina until she gets a painful UTI
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Joined: Dec 05Sep 6th, 2012 (9/6/2012 11:34pm) in reply to Exterminate U
Ummm yea, that'll teach her to have sex while she's single. More like she needs to put on a strap-on and hate fuck OP for being a little bitch.Originally Posted by Exterminate U
dont get back with her but hate fuck the shit out of her until she cries from all the pain, cum in her eye socket and raw dog it back and forth from her ass to vagina until she gets a painful UTI
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Joined: Jun 06Sep 6th, 2012 (9/6/2012 11:56pm) in reply to KingPariah
It would depend on whether she did anal with them. You should prob ask her.
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Joined: Oct 06Sep 7th, 2012 (9/7/2012 3:07am) in reply to goofy2485
Water blends with sand.
Penix with vag.
You are meant to want to fucking hit it, like it wants to be hit.
Fuck, life is simple.
Feed, fuck, fuck off.
Humanity would be so much better off.
Door number...ummm...3 Monty...yeah.
Three.
The cock, the vag and the post coitus smoke.
Now pass the fucking remote, and the zig zags.
[lights from the front, don't like it, move the fuck away, plenty of space on this planet]
Life is one big road with lots of signs,
So when you riding through the ruts, don't you complicate your mind:
Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy!
Don't bury your thoughts; put your vision to reality, yeah!
Summary;
Dash, cash, gash.
Even God made it that way.
Fuck it. -
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man i reallllly miss talking to railbot on AIM...in fact i'm gonna log in right now and see if hes on
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Joined: Mar 06Sep 7th, 2012 (9/7/2012 5:39am) in reply to the_schmenx
works like a charm. You have to get to know the enemy. Keep your friends close and your enemies cocks, closer!Originally Posted by the_schmenx
Have sex with all the guys she's been banging
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Quite honestly one of the funniest things Ive ever read! Thank you so much railbot you just made my night.Originally Posted by railbot
Think about the first few times you have sex with a girl.
You bring that 15yr old youngbuck cockgame, trying to re-arrange her ovaries with your cocksaber in there.
Now picture this you been with her for how long?
You know Dam well you don't even kiss her, you just help her take her clothes off and you hit it.
Now think about the guy that just fucked her.
To this guy, this was a drunk college cheerleader, that has Miserable sex with her ex and he's putting that 14yr old cockgame on her.
He did shit with her on day one that you could never cuz you feel guilty like a lil bitch.
He prolly pulled his slimy shaft outta her vajone, and then he made her suck it clean.
Just sucked the sex right off his full salute.
You really wanna know something?
She prolly sucked that cum draped dock of his like she was dehydrated hyena and that was her source of life.
Tongue hanging out her mouth lapping at the sex dripping off his dick.
She' wants "your" relationship but she will cheat on you to get "safely" raped by him.
Quick question, do you pick her up and hold her in the air and just drop her on your cock?
Well this guy without a doubt was just air raiding that quivering orgasming pussy.
Don't eat her out anymore, that's tainted twat dog. -
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Joined: Jul 06Sep 7th, 2012 (9/7/2012 7:21am) in reply to hockeywonk
looooooooool railbot
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asking for serious responses in OT, has to be a level
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TheWacoKidd
haters gonna hate
Posts: 43,397
Joined: Oct 05Sep 7th, 2012 (9/7/2012 7:52pm) in reply to cmval
if you post pics and don't be a douche about asking for serious responses, you typically get some great advice, IMO
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Joined: Jul 07Sep 7th, 2012 (9/7/2012 7:58pm) in reply to TheWacoKidd
^^^^^^ that being said this page is full of Win. Might be the best page in OT lately that isn't crawling with ass
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Joined: Apr 09Sep 8th, 2012 (9/8/2012 12:21am) in reply to Popperhead
new is always better LDO
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I missed railbot's post, sf funny!
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