Originally Posted by norcaljeff

lol @ anyone itt accomplishing fucking anything on an nfl field.

QFMFT

im 6'1, 190 lbs. and musclar, i rep 245 on the bench and can max out at around 285-295 (havent maxed in awhile), as a senior in high school at u of m soccer recruit camp i ran a 4.59 40-yard, im probably around the same speed maybe a bit faster since im a lot stronger now (i still torch young kids on the soccer field). i have also played AAA hockey growing up through middle school and high school so i know how to lay a hit and take one. BUT you are all fucking crazy if you think you can be in position, let alone tackle an nfl running back or even a wide receiver. the only thing i would even remotely be able to do is punt/kick a fg. maybe i could get to the line of scrimmage and if there was a hole get a few yards carrying, but when ray lewis steps into the hole and puts that hit on you, ball on the ground immediately. as for catching a pass, HA. good luck not getting put on your ass at the line of scrimmage by the db. you are all delusional if you think you can do what those dudes do.... its not poker where you can get lucky and beat the best in the world at a hand....

5'11''---180. Used to bench about 280 when I worked out alot...umm 20 years ago.

Here are 2 critical pieces of information:

Football Experience: At 12 years old I played football and was wide receiver--although it should have been called blocker. I received 1 pass the entire season and was essentially tackled as the ball was being thrown by the qb. That is my entire football resume.

Concussion Experience: Also at age 12--in little league, during warm ups I took a throw to the head and ended up getting a concussion. Pretty sure I would not handle a middle linebacker that well.

Result: Would like to think I could complete 1 or 2 short passes before getting carried off the field in a gurney.

id be out 2-3 months following knee surgery

5'11" 190. In good enough shape to play any position on a football field endurance-wise but with below-average speed in the NFL. I would get absolutely crushed. Just thinking about Ray Lewis coming at me is enough to make my whole body hurt.

1. At QB I think I could probably go about 20/40 to maybe 25/40 so around 250-300 yards. I'm not very accurate, but my recievers would be pretty good, so would just throw near them and they would go get it, and probably wouldn't get picked off much cuz of my arm strength, so maybe 1 interception at the most or 2 if I got unlucky and had a tipped pass or something.

2. At RB I'm not very fast, but I am 6'1 230, so I could probably get around 100 yards or give or take maybe 20 since I'd be bigger than most backs, at 230 lbs I'd be almost fb sized and about 10-20 lbs bigger than most nfl halfbacks, so would probably be pretty tough to bring down at first contact, would probably drive through the first couple guys up the middle to grind out 2-3 yards per carry. Maybe 1 fumble but probly not since superior size compared to most nfl halfbacks, so since the lighter weight ones seem to have more of the fumbling problems I'd be more the opposite due to being bigger than most of them, so maybe 1 fumble tops probly 0.

3. At WR would probably be my worst position since I'm slow, but at 6'1 I'd be taller than most of the CB's so would probably catch 5 or 6 of the 10 passes due to being way taller than the CB's which are usually only like 5'8 to 5'11. Would maybe get injured or have to play through some pain if I got hit really hard by a linebacker since some of them are heavier than me, but most would be roughly equal size/weight to me so probly wouldn't be too much of an issue. Overall would probly get around 50 to 100 yards depending on variance.

4. At linebacker would probably be the best position for me being 6'1 230, so would probably get around 10-15 tackles and assist Ray on a few and get maybe 1 or 2 sacks depending how good the opponent 0-line was.

Size info:

Barefoot height: 6'1

Weight: 230

Bench press: 95 lbs

40 time: 8.19

::smirk::

 

Originally Posted by shallowcal

as for catching a pass, HA. good luck not getting put on your ass at the line of scrimmage by the db. you are all delusional if you think you can do what those dudes do....

I don't think I can do what any NFL WR can do. However, I think I could get off a jam at least a few times to have a play on a ball...and no matter how athletic a DB is, making up a foot of height + reach is still very hard to do--especially with Peyton's pinpoint accuracy.

I agree on every other point besides the WR, though.

lol at your height and weight everyone is saying. Someone said they were 6 foot 1 and 180lbs chubby?

Well...mine are...5'7''...230....pffflol Holy fuckin shit i am a total lardass!!! When i sit down i have sweat under my boobies.

Based on that......I would literally die..I would probably pull a hamstring warming up.

didnt see smirk one. you made me type a goddamn response. fuck i should really read things.

level or not, its been said everyone would be insanely terrible at it.

you gave a completion % of 50 fucking percent. you said youve been around football for that long and i really have to expalin why im picking on you (and i only said something because of that) i really dont know what to tell you. there are PLENTY of STARTING pro qbs that have a less than 50% in there careers. but you could go in RIGHT NOW and have a game where you throw that well (even tho you said your not accurate)

get real. like i said your either a giant level right now (and you got me to respond again) or your just as delusional as sooners is with concussions.

 

Originally Posted by Underdog34
1. As QB for the Colts I would hand the ball off on every play to Joseph Addai. If things got really crazy I might try a play action... screen pass to Joseph Addai.

Projected stats: 1-for-3, 7 yards, 0 INT, 0 SACKS, 3 hurries, probably no injuries.

2. As RB for the Titans, it pretty much depends on how far I get before the first guy makes incidental contact and knocks me down. I'm assuming I wouldn't get too many carries before injury.

Projected stats: 7 carries, 6 yards, 2 lost fumbles, at least one bone broken, probably a leg

3. As WR for the Colts, I might get one or two balls thrown to me in the 4th quarter because the other team would have stopped covering me by then.

Projected stats: 2 targets, 1 catch, 45 yards, 1 TD, injured when the DB who forgot to cover me gives me a playful shove and knocks me down in the end zone

4. As starting LB for Ravens, I would record some half tackles because I throw myself on the back of a guy being tackled by someone else.

1.5 tackles, 0 sacks, 0 INT, injured by RB when he pancakes me on way to end zone

Additional info:

5'9"
185 lbs (yes, I've kept the weight off)
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skinny fat
Great reading comprehension, though I'm not surprised by the way you interpret political statements...

 

Originally Posted by BigGunX

Great reading comprehension, though I'm not surprised by the way you interpret political statements...

Oh, okay, I didn't see the last line. Fine, I'll revise. And oh by the way, the jerk store called and they're all out of you.

Since we are running 40 pass plays my stats would be:

3-for-27, 9 yards, 8 INT, 25 hurries, 13 sacks, 12 fumbles, 8 lost

(I subtracted the 13 sacks from the 40 pass plays to get 27 attempts. Good enough, out-of-stock jerk store shelf item?)

I think I'm in better shape than half of 41-year old American guys, basically average. I can throw a football decently in a game of backyard catch, probably above average accuracy, below average distance. Overall... average.

That being said, average for a 41-year old guy is SOOOOOOOO far below NFL QB standards that when I complete my first 3 yard screen pass to Addai, it would probably be the highlight of the evening. I'm not sure if you are clear on how good these guys are.

 

Originally Posted by Underdog34

I think I'm in better shape than half of 41-year old American guys, basically average. I can throw a football decently in a game of backyard catch, probably above average accuracy, below average distance. Overall... average.

That being said, average for a 41-year old guy is SOOOOOOOO far below NFL QB standards that when I complete my first 3 yard screen pass to Addai, it would probably be the highlight of the evening. I'm not sure if you are clear on how good these guys are.

Dude 3 completions seriously think how bad that is that's like way worse than any qb has ever done on tv in the history of football maybe and 8 interceptions wouldn't that also be an all time record or something, you would have to have such insane bad variance and just no throwing ability at all, I mean c'mon. Maybe I a tiiiiny bit overestimated by abilities since I never played tackle football before, but at touch football in middle school I was like 85% completion percentage maybe 1 interception per week and we played 5 days a week cuz at lunchbreak every single school day and I was picked as QB every time cuz of how good my arm is cuz I can throw like 45 to 50 yards which is at least avg for NFL qb, except for maybe the strongest throwers I guess can throw like 60 yards on hail mary when they try hard. I dunno maybe at absolute horrible luck and also getting super stage frighted by the huge audience maaaaybe could do 15/40 if I fucked up real bad and like 4 or 5 picks, but doubt it probly more like 20/40 and 1 or 2 picks I would think most likely outcome for me, like 80% chance of roughly that kind of stats and then 10% chance of onlye like 10-15/40 if I messed up super bad and like 10% chance of 25+/40 if I had a little positive variance.

Ryan Leaf 1-for-15 vs the Chiefs tho. I am pretty sure he was in better shape than I am right now.

 

Originally Posted by Underdog34

I think I'm in better shape than half of 41-year old American guys, basically average. I can throw a football decently in a game of backyard catch, probably above average accuracy, below average distance. Overall... average.

That being said, average for a 41-year old guy is SOOOOOOOO far below NFL QB standards that when I complete my first 3 yard screen pass to Addai, it would probably be the highlight of the evening. I'm not sure if you are clear on how good these guys are.

Sigh... lol, oh wells I tried. My leveling abilities just aren't what they once were :(