I mean, if I'm fully clothed does that include my jacket, if so can't I just take off my jacket and when the wolf rushes me I wrap it around its head? I mean, wolf may be bad ass, but it's attack techniques are rather straight forward. I'd take myself vs a wolf any day.

this is the type of shit they NEEED on TV. Wolf vs. Human fight to the death and anyone around the world can call in bets. Would crush the Superbowl in ratings.

 

Originally Posted by Niceguy

I mean, if I'm fully clothed does that include my jacket, if so can't I just take off my jacket and when the wolf rushes me I wrap it around its head? I mean, wolf may be bad ass, but it's attack techniques are rather straight forward. I'd take myself vs a wolf any day.

im not sure if the reason for these retarded statements in this thread r from it being a internet poker forum where u have a bunch of out of shape lazy fucks responding or what, but its laughable that yall r scared of a 100 pound wolf. first of all, it has attack u first so all u would need to do is a sidestep and take it down. never try to kick or punch it and most of u fat fucks can prob weigh it down. next go for the damn eyes and make that fucker blind, the wolfes only weapon is its mouth. after he is blind u can have ur way with it, u probably will have to chase it cuz it will be running for its life. then all u idiots that want to fist fight it will have a chance... im not sure if i feel this way because i wrestled most of my life and have rough housed with large dogs and it seems pretty simple. i know i will def have battle scares, but to die is just lol. as long as his first bite is not on ur neck, u always have a chance to take his eyes out. let him take ur arm, use ur other and go for the eyes. there also a lone wolf does not attack larger animals unless they r in a pack or starving. stop being such pussies america. human over 18 wins 60/40 cuz i know most dumb females will lose plus the other idiots

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Originally Posted by RUBINH

How are you planning on getting in these kicks? The wolf is x number of feet away from you. Then he jumps at you. This amount of force, with his paws outstretched, will knock you down. Meanwhile, he will be clawing you and if possible biting you. As soon as he gets in any sort of blow to you, you will be bleeding profusely and be in a ton of pain. How are you planning to kill the wolf, anyway?

My hope would be his first move is to lunge at me... I'd catch him by the neck, hold him up for the crowd, give a couple looks from side to side to add to the drama, and finally deliver a chokeslam from hell. If he is somehow still moving, well then, I guess I'd just have to drop the doomhammer on his head. ez game

Wolf will win hands down... This guy didn't so so well with this one did he?? 30 mins from our lodge is where this went down... Dumbass, and it was not a pack either it was one Wolf that was kicked from the pack, which is the most dangerous wolf you can find, they will do anything to survive...

http://www.canada.com/topics/news/st...df9af0d&k=8065

Sure there are better stories on this as well...

Cliff Notes: Guy wonders on a walk, never comes back, find body... Wolf got him...

 

Originally Posted by ItEatsCards

im not sure if the reason for these retarded statements in this thread r from it being a internet poker forum where u have a bunch of out of shape lazy fucks responding or what, but its laughable that yall r scared of a 100 pound wolf. first of all, it has attack u first so all u would need to do is a sidestep and take it down. never try to kick or punch it and most of u fat fucks can prob weigh it down. next go for the damn eyes and make that fucker blind, the wolfes only weapon is its mouth. after he is blind u can have ur way with it, u probably will have to chase it cuz it will be running for its life. then all u idiots that want to fist fight it will have a chance... im not sure if i feel this way because i wrestled most of my life and have rough housed with large dogs and it seems pretty simple. i know i will def have battle scares, but to die is just lol. as long as his first bite is not on ur neck, u always have a chance to take his eyes out. let him take ur arm, use ur other and go for the eyes. there also a lone wolf does not attack larger animals unless they r in a pack or starving. stop being such pussies america. human over 18 wins 60/40 cuz i know most dumb females will lose plus the other idiots

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Wow, LOL about having to chase the wolf down... Fuck, keep dreaming... This 100lb Dog will destroy you...

 

Originally Posted by ChocoThunder

It's an 80 lb dog without a locking jaw. I'd give myself a way better shot against a wolf than a pitbull.

20% of the time I win this fight every time.

lol @ your slow, fatass winining against a fully grown wolf

 

Originally Posted by Mattraq1

My family had trained German Sheppards (i do not). But from what learned i think i could pull this off.

If you are fully clothed, use them to make a bite guard on your arm. Use that to defend against bites. Supposedly if u can lure it to bite the guard u should be able to get full control of the animal before it lessons its grip.

from there.... pretty sure other people would know how to kill it while it cant attack you if u have it mounted from behind.

Apparently you didn't even learn enough about them to spell their name correctly. I choose the wolf.

animal vs. human weight aren't good measures because we're pussies. We're bigger than plenty of shit that no one would argue would fuck us up (a mountain lion is like 120lbs). We are the species that puts sun screen on to go outside for an hour. This should be remembered.

I think you guys underestimate the ability of a highly trained human to beat down a wolf. Get Brock Lesnar up in there and he'll kill it.

You know, an 80 lb chimpanzee is strong enough to rip a grown man's arm out of its socket. Bubbles the chimp, if it were wild, could rip your fucking arm off.

 

Originally Posted by stackinsideways

wolfs strongest weapon is also thier biggest weakpoint. I put the bite suite on for our block party and had the strongest police dog in Ohio attack me 3 times. the officer whos dog this was (who is our neighbor) told me more than once to present your target but make sure you dont elbow him in the Jaw or you will Knock him out.

this dog ripped through 2 shirts that were under the bite suit in the middle of my back on the one attempt that I tried run/woddle from him. but on the two arm attacks where I presented a target I really felt like I could have cracked him in the lower jaw and KOd him with just a tiny bit of timing.

almost feel like any MLB player attempting this could pull it off and knock that jaw back more than enough to stun the brain and advance to breaking the neck

you realize wolves bite with twice as much force as a german shepard (assuming that is the police dog you were using)

The problem isn't how tough the human is, it's that we lack any real natural defenses outside of our IQ.

I don't give a shit how big Brock Lesnar is. If the wolf rips out his throat, it really doesn't matter.

I'd give a really big dude like OneM24 more of a chance than the average joe, but I still think the wolf wins 99% of the time. You'd have to get sooooo lucky to have a shot.

 

Originally Posted by I Fold

OMFG !!! I love this . . .

This thread is even dumber than counting to a million.

PETA tho.