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Hypothetical; Billionaire with lobster claws....

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  1. Randers Randers is offline

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    Sep 7th, 2010 (9/7/2010 3:22am)

    or a really good looking, poor miniature person. Like, you are brad pitt with standard proportions, no chubby fingers and bow-legs; like standard proportions but only 28 inches tall.

    And you are full on lobster claw with a mix of T-rex, but you are a billionaire n shit.

    wug thoughts?
     
  2. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    Sep 7th, 2010 (9/7/2010 3:49am) in reply to Randers

    I pass until they create a machine that can make me regular height. Too much snickering by strangers which leads to bodies in the desert to bother with.
    Edited By: skisteve Sep 7th, 2010 at 03:50 AM
  3. wes_mc wes_mc is offline

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    Sep 7th, 2010 (9/7/2010 3:59am) in reply to skisteve

  4. budo09 budo09 is offline

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    Sep 7th, 2010 (9/7/2010 4:02am) in reply to wes_mc

    Billionaire, and get awesome surgery to give me normal hands. What do I win?
  5. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    Sep 7th, 2010 (9/7/2010 4:54am) in reply to budo09

    Yeah the hands aren't a problem. chop, drop, open up shop.
    Throw some Butter on those claws.

    We have the technology, we can rebuild him....but we can't make him taller than bgx.
  6. Pghfan987 Pghfan987 is offline

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    Sep 7th, 2010 (9/7/2010 5:14am) in reply to skisteve

    How is this even close? I have to be tiny AND poor? Lobster claws, please.
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    Sep 7th, 2010 (9/7/2010 5:16am) in reply to Pghfan987

    um ill take the penguin
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    Sep 7th, 2010 (9/7/2010 5:34am) in reply to tekiller

  9. Randers Randers is offline

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    Sep 7th, 2010 (9/7/2010 5:49am) in reply to darkpoker12



    obv you can't just have surgery to correct your condition. you are 'lobster claw dude'.
    Edited By: Randers Sep 7th, 2010 at 05:55 AM
     
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  10. FenwayKing FenwayKing is offline The Well: FenwayKing

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    Sep 7th, 2010 (9/7/2010 5:51am) in reply to Randers

    this isn't close

    billionaire obviously
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  11. LiLWebbie LiLWebbie is offline

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    Sep 7th, 2010 (9/7/2010 5:51am) in reply to FenwayKing

    Hookers still bang billionaires with lobster claws, poor and short not so much
  12. kellykip kellykip is offline The Chosen One

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    Sep 7th, 2010 (9/7/2010 5:53am) in reply to LiLWebbie

    I'd rather be the midget, cause the billionaire is gonna be expected to tip 100% on his restaurant bills.
  13. FenwayKing FenwayKing is offline The Well: FenwayKing

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    Sep 7th, 2010 (9/7/2010 5:57am) in reply to LiLWebbie

     
    Originally Posted by LiLWebbie View Post

    Hookers still bang billionaires with lobster claws, poor and short not so much

    hookers? bro you're gonna be banging a dimepiece for free (well, in that you're not "technically" paying for the sex, just to have as a trophy gf).

    bitches want money, doubt even lobster claws billionaire has to resort to hookers
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  14. darkpoker12 darkpoker12 is offline

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    Sep 7th, 2010 (9/7/2010 6:01am) in reply to FenwayKing

     
    Originally Posted by FenwayKing View Post

    hookers? bro you're gonna be banging a dimepiece for free (well, in that you're not "technically" paying for the sex, just to have as a trophy gf).

    bitches want money, doubt even lobster claws billionaire has to resort to hookers

    you can tell this guy wants to be one
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    Sep 7th, 2010 (9/7/2010 10:54am) in reply to darkpoker12

    lol @ "throw some butter on those claws"

    nice
  16. Autolobotomist Autolobotomist is offline playing air is my style? so what

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    Sep 7th, 2010 (9/7/2010 10:57am) in reply to elusively

    Bitch, suck my claw.
    Edited By: Autolobotomist Sep 7th, 2010 at 10:59 AM
    Reason: Obv Monica Stevinsky beats me to it and executes it better
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    Sep 7th, 2010 (9/7/2010 11:05am) in reply to Autolobotomist

    Or would you rather be the penguin handed mayor of gotham?

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  18. wonglondo wonglondo is offline

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    Sep 7th, 2010 (9/7/2010 11:28am) in reply to threeven

    are we talking about lobster claw on my fap hand or the other one?
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    Sep 7th, 2010 (9/7/2010 12:38pm) in reply to Randers

    gotta go lobster here, id snap my claws at servants on the russian space shuttle, while i tip peons 5% at best. but 5% of my bill would be $189,865
  20. Randers Randers is offline

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    Sep 7th, 2010 (9/7/2010 5:45pm) in reply to ucantbeatthemeat

    ok...change the lobster claws to nubs---like at the elbow nubs
     
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  21. budo09 budo09 is offline

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    Sep 7th, 2010 (9/7/2010 5:50pm) in reply to Randers

    Nubs>lobster claw IMO. Could make up cool story about how you lost limbs
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    Sep 7th, 2010 (9/7/2010 5:51pm) in reply to budo09

    i think you're underestimating the value of a billion dollars
  23. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    Sep 7th, 2010 (9/7/2010 6:44pm) in reply to leftygrove

    I agree, making up a cool story how you got stuck on everest in a storm and lost your forearms is cool because I will "have people" to do everything for me like feed me, wipe my ass, a girl to suck me off, and a hottie to feed me.
    I may have a reality show to close the ass wiping spot as it will be competitive. I think I will call my show simply "Wipe A Billionaires Ass For A Living."
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