So you have your regular married life, etc.. Now if you're guaranteed not to get caught, do you bang some co-worker indefinitely on the side? Both of you don't talk outside of work, or share any real details about each other's lives, families, etc... Just every other week or so you meet up somewhere, get it on, and go back to regular life.

Obviously ground rules here are you both have to have as much in it as the other- i.e. no married guy banging some 20 yo with no kids. both have to be equally indentured. And it can't be multiple girls, we're not talking about being a scumbag here. Just one set mistress, with a mutual agreement. Thoughts? Anyone with successful agreements? Been thinking about the implementation but never really got around to it. Still trying to scout successful candidates. Obviously can't trust any social network whores etc.. or drunks that are gonna spill every weekend.

so you cheated on your wife and you want us to hypothetically justify it for you?

No way this could end well.

no. I'll never understand why people get married if they want to bang other people. or rather, will bang other people.

clooney>>>>>>tiger ldo

besides, you know who would know even if she didn't? I'd know. (...too sappy? lol)

pics of wife and also pics of the coworker you are banging on the side so we can properly assess the sichey-ation

only if you add in no chance of accidental pregnency with said mistress

The only way i would ever touch another female, would be if my wife gave me permission. (let me dream fuckers)

 

Originally Posted by MyJobisYou

only if you add in no chance of accidental pregnency with said mistress

As long as you don't break it on purpose beforehand

 

Originally Posted by KingPariah

Just quoting this before someone else does then makes a snide comment towards you.

I typed that out, then realized it may be taken the wrong way, then kept it anyway.

 

Originally Posted by SpankyHamm

Substitute you for your wife in that scenario. She is secretly banging someone at her work.

Does this change your thoughts?

icwydt. yeah i guess then if you're talking an open relationship on both sides. i duno.. i guess it depends who gets what. obviously if one person is getting to bang a 9 on the side, it's not equal to the other getting to bang a 3 on the side.

does this thread correlate to http://www.pocketfives.com/f13/dippi...ny-ink-632375/ ?

bang away bro

you are going to get caught but fuck it #punintended

wait, is the marriage penalty a tax thing or that you can't bang other people? so confusing!

 

Originally Posted by Milo

Sorry, when I got hitched, I seem to remember a line about forsaking all others . . . call me old fashioned, but a man sticks by his word.

In short, NO.

This line of thinking is retarded. Especially the "i seem to remember" deal. Either you remember or you don't. If you want to be faithful to your wife, that's fine, why would you need to make a cermonious vow to do that? If you said you weren't going to steal, do you need to make a formal oath not to? just seems like an empty cliche people like to put out there. so if that line wasn't in your wedding vows, then you'd cheat?

 

Originally Posted by krispycream

This line of thinking is retarded. Especially the "i seem to remember" deal. Either you remember or you don't. If you want to be faithful to your wife, that's fine, why would you need to make a cermonious vow to do that? If you said you weren't going to steal, do you need to make a formal oath not to? just seems like an empty cliche people like to put out there. so if that line wasn't in your wedding vows, then you'd cheat?

No, dipshit, the point is this: When you give your word, stick to it. Or, don't make that promise. People toss around words these days like they mean nothing. I have taken three oaths in my life, and there is nothing that would make me violate them. I would not have taken them otherwise. People should think about the consequences of their actions BEFORE embarking on them. That is what adults do. It is children, masquerading as adults, who set about doing things in a careless and haphazard fashion and, when the shit hits the fan, say, "Oops, my bad".

I could never cheat on my wife. You're slime if you do. But I'm not a particularly large man so if i were to be raped by a strong young woman its not really cheating

No chance this doesn't turn out shitty if you violate your vow to stay faithful to your wife. Ninety percent chance she'll know it the first time you walk back in the door from being with some other chick. Bishes got a second sense about that, and they definitely have a real good smell sensitivity of another woman's smell on you.

But, hey, it's only a mutual arrangement, and nothing possibly could go wrong. Guar-an-Teeeed.