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I am the biggest failure of all time...(update #2 pg 10)

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  1. jdsas jdsas is offline

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    Aug 16th, 2009 (8/16/2009 7:45pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

     
    Originally Posted by cizastro View Post

    You have her down to panties and can't close the deal?!?!?!?

    Dude, break the emergency glass, tell her that you think you're falling for her....panties come flying off, you nail her, THEN you go out in the other room and talk shit.

    fuck, thats a good idea. But I didnt want to say that.

    some things cant be un-said.

    MANIFEST DESTINY. It is your responsibility, and duty. Dude. leave your mancard on the coffee table on your way to Jazzercize class. weak
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    Aug 16th, 2009 (8/16/2009 9:15pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    yep... she is a cunt, and im an asshole. It happens.

    No you may be the cunt.
     
  3. time4badbeat time4badbeat is offline

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    Aug 16th, 2009 (8/16/2009 9:22pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    fml for being a man whore.

    lvl?

    A man whore would have sealed the deal w/ a brahd in her panties in his bed.
     
  4. pokerchief29 pokerchief29 is offline

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    Aug 16th, 2009 (8/16/2009 9:30pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    rufees ftw!
  5. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    Aug 16th, 2009 (8/16/2009 9:36pm) in reply to TheWacoKidd

     
    Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd View Post


    ^^^ this man is wise

    maybe she suddenly smelled pee? (too late?)
  6. Wear Wear is offline

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    Aug 16th, 2009 (8/16/2009 9:36pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    On a completely unrelated note:

    Last night I got completely wasted. Got woke up at 5:16am when my friends got back to his place and I was butt ass naked on his couch. I was like where the fuck are my clothes and they were in his bedroom. My boxers and his bed were covered in piss.

    I also somehow managed to flatten my friends 2 front tires. FML last night sucked.
  7. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    Aug 16th, 2009 (8/16/2009 9:43pm) in reply to Wear

     
    Originally Posted by Wear View Post

    On a completely unrelated note:

    Last night I got completely wasted. Got woke up at 5:16am when my friends got back to his place and I was butt ass naked on his couch. I was like where the fuck are my clothes and they were in his bedroom. My boxers and his bed were covered in piss.

    I also somehow managed to flatten my friends 2 front tires. FML last night sucked.

    doesnt sound like the day is going to go much better. man o man!
  8. Believer82 Believer82 is offline

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    Aug 16th, 2009 (8/16/2009 9:52pm) in reply to skisteve

    I cant't fucking believe your complaining about finding a girl that's not a slut..do you know how fucking hard that is !!!
     
  9. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Aug 16th, 2009 (8/16/2009 9:54pm) in reply to Believer82

     
    Originally Posted by Believer82 View Post

    I cant't fucking believe your complaining about finding a girl that's not a slut..do you know how fucking hard that is !!!

    smooth fucking brag about being ranked 4th.
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  10. Wear Wear is offline

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    Aug 16th, 2009 (8/16/2009 9:59pm) in reply to skisteve

    Yeah its been miserable I keep getting calls and texts about the shananigans I did which are completely foreign to my knowledge.
  11. Believer82 Believer82 is offline

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    Aug 16th, 2009 (8/16/2009 10:00pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    smooth fucking brag about being ranked 4th.

    lol no I'm serious though sluts are ez to find but non sluts arent although she still could be a slut??? see if you can hang out with her again and see if she puts out
     
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    Aug 16th, 2009 (8/16/2009 11:49pm) in reply to Wear

     
    Originally Posted by Wear View Post

    Yeah its been miserable I keep getting calls and texts about the shananigans I did which are completely foreign to my knowledge.

    holy fuck and i thought i had a bad night last night. jaybone: honestly can't believe that this story is real. if it is, the first fail was not your fault, but the 2nd one certainly is. there is something scary wrong with this chick. stay away imo.
  13. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Aug 17th, 2009 (8/17/2009 6:02am) in reply to Jaybone2315

    getting blackout drunk on a sunday and calling that chick prolly wasnt the best idea.

    lol.
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    Aug 17th, 2009 (8/17/2009 6:07am) in reply to Wear

     
    Originally Posted by Wear View Post

    On a completely unrelated note:

    Last night I got completely wasted. Got woke up at 5:16am when my friends got back to his place and I was butt ass naked on his couch. I was like where the fuck are my clothes and they were in his bedroom. My boxers and his bed were covered in piss.

    I also somehow managed to flatten my friends 2 front tires. FML last night sucked.

     
    Originally Posted by Wear View Post

    Yeah its been miserable I keep getting calls and texts about the shananigans I did which are completely foreign to my knowledge.

  15. zspokerpink zspokerpink is offline

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    Aug 17th, 2009 (8/17/2009 6:24am) in reply to jcpeace

    Heres Jaybone with two other 17 year olds

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    Aug 17th, 2009 (8/17/2009 6:26am) in reply to zspokerpink

     
    Originally Posted by zspokerpink View Post

    Heres Jaybone with two other 17 year olds


    Lol @ this guy's face/the expression on his face

    He's like "WELL!?!??????"
  17. jcpeace jcpeace is offline

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    Aug 17th, 2009 (8/17/2009 6:38am) in reply to bfactor

     
    Originally Posted by bfactor View Post

    Lol @ this guy's face/the expression on his face

    He's like you're gonna get raped.

    fyp
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    Aug 17th, 2009 (8/17/2009 6:56am) in reply to jcpeace

    ive been in a similar situation, was in bed with a half cast girl a few years back but didnt attempt anytihng as i didnt wanna get knocked back. so i failed. it doesnt matter anyway, just take ur time with things.
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    Aug 17th, 2009 (8/17/2009 8:55am) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    getting blackout drunk on a sunday and calling that chick prolly wasnt the best idea.

    lol.

    OMG i bet it was priceless bro
  20. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Aug 17th, 2009 (8/17/2009 8:57am) in reply to Popperhead

     
    Originally Posted by Popperhead View Post

    OMG i bet it was priceless bro

    thank god she never answered. And I called like 7 times too which looks horrible.

    I did, however, have a 6 and half minute conversation with another girl that I dont remember a single second of. That sir, was probably fucking hilarious.
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  21. Wear Wear is offline

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    Aug 17th, 2009 (8/17/2009 8:59am) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    thank god she never answered. And I called like 7 times too which looks horrible.

    I did, however, have a 6 and half minute conversation with another girl that I dont remember a single second of. That sir, was probably fucking hilarious.

    WP sir WP
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    Aug 22nd, 2009 (8/22/2009 4:25pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    Update #2:

    Ship it.
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    Aug 22nd, 2009 (8/22/2009 4:27pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    Update #2:

    Ship it.

    lol vn
     
  24. Leet8s Leet8s is offline usausausausausa

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    Aug 22nd, 2009 (8/22/2009 4:27pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    Update #2:

    Ship it.

     
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    Aug 22nd, 2009 (8/22/2009 4:27pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

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    Aug 22nd, 2009 (8/22/2009 5:59pm) in reply to heavyj80

  27. DOITDEALER DOITDEALER is offline

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    Aug 22nd, 2009 (8/22/2009 7:13pm) in reply to tmac456

     
    Originally Posted by tmac456 View Post


    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL that is perfect! WP
  28. that_pope that_pope is offline la la la...I'm so sexy

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    Aug 22nd, 2009 (8/22/2009 7:38pm) in reply to DOITDEALER

    About time.
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