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  1.  
    Originally Posted by XXEDPXX View Post

    Makes sense that this thread would turn into sympathy for the OP in the middle of the night

    Goddamn I know and it tilts the fuck out of me. These fucking people have obviously never served in the military.
  2. Its like I stay awake till six in the morning and I cant figure out why im still tired at like one in the afternoon. Can anybody help me with this medical ailment?
  3. I came to this thread late. I'll just rehash the main point.

    Stop being a bitch and get up.

    You play poker all night, then wonder why you can't make a class. Choose one, or schedule better, but mainly just stfu. There is no miracle for you. People learn to adapt. How you made it to your current age without that basic understanding is shocking for one but secondly an indicator of how fucked this generation of kids are.
  4. It standard for the 19 and 20 year olds here to bitch and complain about normal everday adult shit that we all have to deal with. At least that's what I'm noticing so I shouldn't be surprised.
  5. Try an online college. Worked for me. As for waking up, I use 3 alarms, two across the room from me. GL.
  6.  
    Originally Posted by jcpeace View Post

     
    Originally Posted by XXEDPXX View Post

    Makes sense that this thread would turn into sympathy for the OP in the middle of the night

    Goddamn I know and it tilts the fuck out of me. These fucking people have obviously never served in the military.

    After 7 years I have to get blacked out drunk if I'm going sleep past 0500
  7. THis happens to me all the time. THe doctor said that it was bc of my work habit, that i dont make enough physical activity during the day. ALso its kind of being depressed when you dont have anything to do all day or look up to wake up, you just rolle over to the other side of the bed for a couple more hours.
     
  8.  
    Originally Posted by bfactor View Post

    Obv.

    Although to be honest, the cruelest live experimentations on the human body were actually conducted on the Chinese (by the Japanese).

    Some of the experiments that were used on Chinese prisoners of war (and civilians) included:

    - Vivisection without anasthesia, including organ removals and limb removals

    - Pressure chamber tests (where the victims literally popped in some cases)

    - Frostbite experimentation with both amputation as well as non amputation to study the effects of gangrene (often doing this to all four limbs of the person, one at a time, leaving the person still alive with only their head and torso remaining, at which point they were still not killed, and were used for different experiments)

    - Removal of the heart muscle from the chest cavity via sharp bladed removal claw device (it was a long stick with a razor edged clamp thingie that they would just stab right into the person while he was wide awake, and rip the person's heart out with)

    - Human target practice (tied up and shot at by marksmen)

    - Human grenade practice (tied up and had grenades blown up by them from various distances away)

    - Choking experiments

    - Baking experiments (using large ovens, etc)

    There were some really bad ones that our World History teacher told us about, but the worst one that I can remember was:

    - Frying-pan-floor chamber experiments (they would put a mom and her infant child into an empty, sealed cell with smooth walls and a metal floor. The floor would be heated up to frying pan temperatures to see how long the woman would allow her feet to be fried on the floor before putting the baby under her feet and standing on top of the baby to stop her feet from getting fried)

    God damn bfactor wtf man. After seeing a car bomb go off with three little kids in the back I didn't think there could be anything worse but you just proved me wrong

    I knew the Chinese hated the Japanese because Japan almost conquered China but I didn't realize this much stuff happened.
  9.  
    Originally Posted by Deoxyribo View Post

    so i just cant wake up normally

    the only way to make sure ill get up on time is if something REALLLLLLY exciting is happening that day, which is sfobv not everyday.

    i fear i wont be able to get a normal job if the hours start early...

    soooooo

    does anyone know of any meds/pills/something that can help??

    the only way i get up naturally is after 9-11 hrs of sleep, and i love staying up late which is a problemm.. any help?

    Stop being a lazy ass, irresponsible crap hat and just get your ass out of bed.
    A
  10. Set clock 15-30 minutes early, start thinking that's the real time, beat off as soon as you get up./