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  1. On towman1, somehow it has to be his fault.

    Him and BillMueller.
  2. i blame canadian hackers
  3. sfobv
  4. everytime it happens i think i broke the server
  5. im just happy I tried to watch some pr0n and j/o for a little while. Very had to do and took really long.
  6. hey kiss my ass.

    I just got home from hanging out with Movetime99 who is trying to get me to move in with him.

    I decided to play SNGs....too fucking bad I steamed off my first stack real fucking fast and then got tired...FUCK ME I am dumb!
  7. Moving in with movetime? Oh the irony.
  8. he wants me to...I cannot afford it....especially if I keep running into good players playing well against me;

    like I dont know, I have 10k on the bubble with a retard sitting out so I am raping and pilaging when it goes shove, call I overshove, and that donkey calls with KQ....

    AK, KQ and I have afucking 85 soooted...flop a straight draw and I miss like 1000000 outs obv...fucking unreal
  9. I did it to keep stupid little boys from posting

    So sue me
  10. I adore this pic!
     
  11. When the Server Crashs

    If we all keep posting, the server is goin' to break
    When the server breaks there will be no OT today

    Stupid server crashing caused me to weep and moan
    Got a Mr. Blonde thread open and I'm tryin' to respond
    Oh, well, oh, well, oh, well

    Don't let it make you sad
    There's plenty of porn to waste the time
    Just don't know whis to watch
    The server is goin' down
    There's not much you can do
    But bust out that porn you'd never viewed

    Cryin' won't help you, bitchin' won't do you no good
    No, Cryin' won't help you, but jerkin' will waste the time
    When the server breaks, brotha, jerkin' is all you can do

    All last night the server lagged and groaned
    Think about jeeprounder and mary hopwood goin down
    Goin' goin' to crash, Goin to crash... Sorry but I have to
    Goin' down now, Goin' down now.. Goin down.

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