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  1. LeftyMark LeftyMark is offline Boss of Birds

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 4:19am)

    Took my wife to NYC last week for our 10 year anniversary. One of our first stops was the Empire State Building for some great shots.









    We got a giant suite on the 27th floor of the Waldorf Astoria. The place was beautiful and they gave us a ton of free drinks and breakfasts.



    Heading to dinner.



    After dinner and a ton of drinks.



    Someday.



    I'm on a boat.





    My wife and I were up on the statue and she said "hey why don't you go down there and take a pic of me up here." I gave her a wtf you can't be serious look, but did it anyway. I circled her.



    After a few days in the city I took her upstate to the Hudson Valley to meet some of my old friends and see some cool spots. Here we went to a winery and took a bunch of pics in the vineyards. I picked up like 10 bottles of wine to bring home.



    Had a blast in the city. We ate at a bunch of really nice places, I went to two musicals (hopefully my last) and saw a ton of cool shit.

    My favorite thing that happened was when we were at The Metropolitan Museum of Art. I couldn't stop farting so I leaned over and told my wife I was going to go fart on a Picasso. I walked over there and was about six inches away from it, turned to let rip and I hear "sir, please do not fart on the Picasso." It was on of the security officer they have in each room. I guess he overheard me. The wife didn't find it nearly as funny as I did. I did bust ass on a Van Gogh later on though. I just had to be a little more sneaky about it.
  2. dolphin13 dolphin13 is online now OT Vice MVP

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 4:22am) in reply to LeftyMark

    first
    wp

    edit 1: the last posed pic you look normal, but the first two with your wife, you look like a psycho

    edit 2: and either you don't go on AIM anymore or you blocked me. I'm a sad panda either way
    Edited By: dolphin13 Aug 15th, 2011 at 04:25 AM
  3. RUBINH RUBINH is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 4:23am) in reply to dolphin13

    lolnyctourists
  4. Johnny Slippy Johnny Slippy is offline Pudding Slut

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 4:23am) in reply to RUBINH

    I always thought you were black.
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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 4:24am) in reply to Johnny Slippy

    looks allsum. great pics

    and slightly jealous. wp as usual
  6. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is online now Supreme Moderator

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 4:29am) in reply to Lameass_

    LM can you photoshop a mustache and aviator glasses on yourself? You look like a cop that pulled my wife over last week...could be your twin

    nice pics
     
  7. DBo Fo Sho DBo Fo Sho is offline Taking advantage of Official Threads

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 4:31am) in reply to Mr. Blonde

    Cool pics, it's pretty apparent you're doing life right.
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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 4:33am) in reply to DBo Fo Sho

    she looks like she's got a nice dumper... yum. Nice pics, would have liked more of the wife obv. Congrats on 10 years, sir.
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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 4:38am) in reply to AMARTIN1181

    well? did you get it in?
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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 4:39am) in reply to Phi

    Hot farts.
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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 4:40am) in reply to El Burro

    you can go higher if you don't mind going to jail. I mean that in more ways than 1
    Edited By: ntanygd760 Aug 15th, 2011 at 04:41 AM
     
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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 4:41am) in reply to El Burro



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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 4:42am) in reply to LeftyMark

     
    Originally Posted by LeftyMark View Post



    I thought you were cool until I saw this pic...those shoes look like something my 75yo neighbor wears...except his are velcro.
    Edited By: watson5j Aug 15th, 2011 at 04:43 AM
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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 4:46am) in reply to ntanygd760

    nice trip and pics and, oh uh, i'd tap that.
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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 4:49am) in reply to Stockage

    she coulda done a lot better.

    lol @ farting on the van gogh, your butt-juice will be on that painting until they clean it.
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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 4:52am) in reply to EyeKnows

    I don't see any white undershirts.

    Good work.
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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 4:58am) in reply to shanetrain22

    your eyes arent even red.....what kinda drops you use?
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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 4:58am) in reply to tekiller

    baller anniversary present well done
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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 4:58am) in reply to sacaniga

    I can't see any of the pics

    have looked on FF, IE, and Safari and still cant
    Edited By: TMLMS13 Aug 15th, 2011 at 05:00 AM
  20. MissBecky MissBecky is offline if you're nasty

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 5:12am) in reply to TMLMS13

    pics 1 and 7 are my favs. your wife is absolutely adorable. you two make a super cute couple. <3 happy anniversary!! :)
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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 5:18am) in reply to LeftyMark

    Creepy eyes, nice tits. Respectively
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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 5:48am) in reply to tekiller

     
    Originally Posted by tekiller View Post

    your eyes arent even red.....what kinda drops you use?

    I came to express disappointment at seeing no smokeout pics...
  23. Pckt Bullets Pckt Bullets is offline 10K Micro Betting Winner

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 5:54am) in reply to bcdrmr

    Congrats on the Ten Years! That is pretty impressive. Looks like you guys did NYC the right way.
     
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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 6:56am) in reply to Pckt Bullets

    nice shorts
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  25. zeppelinzoso16 zeppelinzoso16 is online now world traveler

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 10:35am) in reply to ntanygd760

     
    Originally Posted by ntanygd760 View Post

    you can go higher if you don't mind going to jail. I mean that in more ways than 1

    K2!

    View from Empire State Building is incredible
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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 12:26pm) in reply to zeppelinzoso16

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 12:43pm) in reply to addicted1234

    Congrats on marrying Kira Reed.
     
  28. Luho Luho is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 1:00pm) in reply to LeftyMark

     
    Originally Posted by LeftyMark View Post

    My wife and I were up on the statue and she said "hey why don't you go down there and take a pic of me up here." I gave her a wtf you can't be serious look, but did it anyway. I circled her.

    lol. This had me rolling.
     
  29. niptuck niptuck is offline

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 1:16pm) in reply to Luho

    I <3 NY and your pictures are really good. How much sex did you get that week? After 10 years and all?
  30. LeftyMark LeftyMark is offline Boss of Birds

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    Aug 15th, 2011 (8/15/2011 1:25pm) in reply to niptuck

     
    Originally Posted by niptuck View Post

    How much sex did you get that week? After 10 years and all?

    Pretty much twice a day. One morning I bent her over the giant window and opened the shades a so I could bang her doggy and still enjoy the view. I was kind of hoping there were people working in the buildings across the street watching. Apparently a lot of drinks, shopping and musicals make chicks horny.

    At the Met

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