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  1. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is online now Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Nov 14th, 2011 (11/14/2011 2:41am)

    Hit a nice little hot streak lately in the lady department. Hooked up with 3 different girls the last 3 nights. Fucked two of them, and boob sexed and got blown by the 3rd.

    Back when I was like 19, I had a stretch of two girls in 2 days, but this 3rd one puts me over the top. So I just wanted to beat my chest a little and let you guys know how awesome I am.

    Couple side topics:

    1. Ive never tittie fucked a girl sober before until the other night. I felt really fucking awkward. Is this normal? I couldnt help but laugh at the situation a couple times while i was banging her chest. And I kinda felt bad when I sent some thick ropers shooting on her face and pillow.

    2. The girl i fucked friday night was an obv one night stand. But its the first time ive been blatantly treated like the chick lol. When she kicked me out early saturday morning, i immediately laughed and called my boy to tell him that I was just used for sex and she will never talk to me again. This is really hilarious to me... and i just wanted to share that. Although im slightly bummed... cause she gave me the best blowjob id ever had.


    /brag
  2. watson5j watson5j is offline

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    Nov 14th, 2011 (11/14/2011 2:43am) in reply to Jaybone2315

    gfys.
  3. LeftyMark LeftyMark is offline Boss of Birds

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    Nov 14th, 2011 (11/14/2011 2:44am) in reply to watson5j

    Nice pics faggot. Lol @ titty fucking. Might as well jerk off.
  4. Camz Camz is offline

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    Nov 14th, 2011 (11/14/2011 2:45am) in reply to LeftyMark

    i remember when i was in college
  5. cmval cmval is offline

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    Nov 14th, 2011 (11/14/2011 2:46am) in reply to Camz

    Nice one!
  6. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is online now Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Nov 14th, 2011 (11/14/2011 2:47am) in reply to LeftyMark

     
    Originally Posted by LeftyMark View Post

    Nice pics faggot. Lol @ titty fucking. Might as well jerk off.

    This was my thought process too. I did it once before and it was just cause I was hammered.

    I didnt even want to do it, but she wanted me to and talked me into it. She had nice big tities, so i cant complain.
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    Nov 14th, 2011 (11/14/2011 2:49am) in reply to cmval

  8. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Nov 14th, 2011 (11/14/2011 2:49am) in reply to Jaybone2315

    and the niners won. again. woot!
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    Nov 14th, 2011 (11/14/2011 2:49am) in reply to norcaljeff

    OT is anti-tittyfucking now? jfc.
     
  10. Luho Luho is offline

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    Nov 14th, 2011 (11/14/2011 2:51am) in reply to clemsonrich

    Please merge with massage parlor thread
     
  11. TpocketT TpocketT is offline

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    Nov 14th, 2011 (11/14/2011 2:51am) in reply to clemsonrich

     
    Originally Posted by clemsonrich View Post

    OT is anti-tittyfucking now? jfc.

    this. what is this crap?
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    Nov 14th, 2011 (11/14/2011 2:52am) in reply to TpocketT

    first reyes

    now J.....bad day for tsxxx
  13. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Nov 14th, 2011 (11/14/2011 2:55am) in reply to fcdunkin

     
    Originally Posted by fcdunkin View Post

    first reyes

    now J.....bad day for tsxxx

    Que?

    Who do you think was the stingy bitch with the titty fuck?
  14. Z-Fresh Z-Fresh is offline

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    Nov 14th, 2011 (11/14/2011 2:57am) in reply to Niceguy

    What's wrong with a titty fuck?
  15. squinonez81 squinonez81 is offline

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    Nov 14th, 2011 (11/14/2011 2:58am) in reply to clemsonrich

    Cool pics bro.
  16. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is online now Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Nov 14th, 2011 (11/14/2011 2:59am) in reply to squinonez81

    Other then LeftyMark... who is really hating on titty fucking?

    I obv didnt mind because I did it, but there is def three other options that I would prefer.
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  17. LeftyMark LeftyMark is offline Boss of Birds

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    Nov 14th, 2011 (11/14/2011 3:02am) in reply to Jaybone2315

    Not really hating on it. I don't see how you just titty fuck and a girl and not hit the pussy. I'd rather get jerked off then just titty fuck a girl.
  18. Z-Fresh Z-Fresh is offline

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    Nov 14th, 2011 (11/14/2011 3:03am) in reply to LeftyMark

    I saw a great titty fuck while watching porn on young and busty today before they fucked. She rotated going up with right boob and down with the left and then opposite while switching up going up and down simultaneously. I was pretty turned on. Not sure the move could be done with fake tits with the same amount of appeal.
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    Nov 14th, 2011 (11/14/2011 3:04am) in reply to Donkey Kong

    i think it 100% depends on the titties...some girls it is literally laughable, others its the coolest thing ever.
     
  20. wes_mc wes_mc is offline

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    Nov 14th, 2011 (11/14/2011 3:07am) in reply to Jaybone2315

    Was one of them your brother's ex's sister? Did that ever happen?
  21. MissBecky MissBecky is offline if you're nasty

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    Nov 14th, 2011 (11/14/2011 3:07am) in reply to LeftyMark

     
    Originally Posted by LeftyMark View Post

    Not really hating on it. I don't see how you just titty fuck and a girl and not hit the pussy. I'd rather get jerked off then just titty fuck a girl.

    pretty much this. titty fucking is foreplay.
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    Nov 14th, 2011 (11/14/2011 3:07am) in reply to MissBecky

  23. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is online now Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Nov 14th, 2011 (11/14/2011 3:08am) in reply to wes_mc

     
    Originally Posted by wes_mc View Post

    Was one of them your brother's ex's sister? Did that ever happen?

    That was the titty fuck girl lol.
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    Nov 14th, 2011 (11/14/2011 3:11am) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    That was the titty fuck girl lol.

    You posted an entire thread about this bish and then you titty fuck her and fail to mention it in your OP? wtf?
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    Nov 14th, 2011 (11/14/2011 3:11am) in reply to Jaybone2315

    the 3 in three days is a nice accomplishment but

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    That was the titty fuck girl lol.


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    Nov 14th, 2011 (11/14/2011 3:16am) in reply to Jaybone2315

    lets go ahead and post a standard failurebot.

    went to mansion miami sat, night, boss mode on,
    hustle my way past security , door girl, and im in,
    go to the bar order a round of 4 drinks $58 bucks, this is gonna be a not so drunk night
    go to another bar one of my highschool whores is bartending, bink.
    she climbs on the bar gives me a huge hug demands my number and proceeds to start dropping off squads of free drinks every few minutes.
    see a trio of cuties wave them over in a drunken stupor, forget about them, start peeping other hoes, get punched in the back its the hoes i waved over,
    wait for it he begins the failures
    one of the girls is asian so fucking fine, i mean fine, i was like holy fuck yoru hawt, Boss mode is still on,
    i go are you gonna get mad if i grab your ass,
    shes like not under the skirt and dont be a jerk,
    i paw this wonderfully delciious ass like i loved her , she loved it, her girl that was there loved it so much she grabs me and starts dancing with me.
    im making out with her, switch hitting and making out with the china, now there talking 3some,
    im rock solid , remeber the million free drinks well they caught up with me, im drunk now and dont wanna kiss or feel up or finger the other girl i just want the china, my boy loses his camera with all the pics/vids
    i blow the 3some and somehow lose the chicks weeee
    the one was for sure dtf, she had my cock in her mout at the bar (boss mode yo)
    demands i call her cuz shelll come home with me no matter what, lose my phone, weeeeeeeeeee
    get kicked outta the club cuz apparently you cant start feeling up whore bartenders
    lose my friends,
    wake up in my car like wtf happened, my boy tells me the next am, hes at the whore bartenders place.
    fml failz all over that night.
  27. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is online now Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Nov 14th, 2011 (11/14/2011 3:16am) in reply to wes_mc

     
    Originally Posted by danomite View Post

    You posted an entire thread about this bish and then you titty fuck her and fail to mention it in your OP? wtf?


     
    Originally Posted by wes_mc View Post

    the 3 in three days is a nice accomplishment but

    lol my bad. Ive got the impression that she isnt a slut. And it makes no sense to me. She has sent me more then one nude pic. When Im over, she has no problem being completely nake and walking around me like that. Plus... she let me tittie fuck her.

    But, she wont let me hit it. I had originally planned to hang out with her tonight. But id rather sleep instead. I dont like my chances. Plus, i got laid the last two nights, so fuck it.
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    Nov 14th, 2011 (11/14/2011 3:18am) in reply to wes_mc

    I'd just like to brag about seeing the titty fuck girls tittys. I give the rack an 8.275
     
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    Nov 14th, 2011 (11/14/2011 3:21am) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    . But id rather sleep instead. I dont like my chances.

    If this started on 11/11/11, you have to go out tonight. It's fate, 11 different girls, 11 nights, 11 stories in this thread. Do Work.
    Edited By: FadeToMac Nov 14th, 2011 at 03:22 AM
  30. wes_mc wes_mc is offline

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    Nov 14th, 2011 (11/14/2011 3:24am) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    lol my bad. Ive got the impression that she isnt a slut. And it makes no sense to me. She has sent me more then one nude pic. When Im over, she has no problem being completely nake and walking around me like that. Plus... she let me tittie fuck her.

    But, she wont let me hit it.


    I mean, I understand all of those words, but when you put them together in that order I just don't get it. If I were you I couldn't let her hang out tonight either.
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