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  1. tamayo85 tamayo85 is offline

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    Jun 30th, 2010 (6/30/2010 3:32am)

    whats my play OT? my gf wakes me up after coming home, telling me theres a baby bunny in the street...she makes me go out and get him and bring him in...have any of you owned rabbits? right now the little guys is just in a shoe box with lettuce and water...should i just take him to like an animal shelter?

    hopefully i dont suck at posting pics:



    ive named him Gilbert for the time being...im still unsure as to what im supposed to do with him, but he's growing on me already, he already follows me around sometimes
    Edited By: tamayo85 Jun 30th, 2010 at 05:52 AM
    Reason: pics MFers
  2. PoWdA PoWdA is offline Waco nuthugger

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    Jun 30th, 2010 (6/30/2010 3:34am) in reply to tamayo85

    Get a python. /thread
  3. tamayo85 tamayo85 is offline

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    Jun 30th, 2010 (6/30/2010 3:35am) in reply to PoWdA

    lol we'll call that plan "b"
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  4. El Burro El Burro is online now

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    Jun 30th, 2010 (6/30/2010 3:37am) in reply to tamayo85

    Kill it
    Skin it
    Gut it
    Cook it
    Sell it on e-bay
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    Jun 30th, 2010 (6/30/2010 3:37am) in reply to tamayo85

    Rabbit stew recipe includes rabbit, onions, celery, carrots, potatoes, mushrooms, and red wine.
    Ingredients:
    • 1 rabbit, about 3 pounds, cut up
    • 1/2 cup all-purpose flour
    • 3 tablespoons butter
    • 1 cup chopped celery
    • 2 medium onions, thinly sliced
    • 1 teaspoon seasoned salt
    • 1 teaspoon salt
    • dash pepper
    • 1 bay leaf
    • 4 cups water
    • 4 cups dry red wine
    • 2 cups diced carrots
    • 4 medium potatoes, peeled and diced
    • 4 ounces sliced mushrooms, sauteed
    • 1/4 cup all-purpose flour
    • 1/3 cup water
  6. duclover duclover is offline

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    Jun 30th, 2010 (6/30/2010 3:38am) in reply to saxman

    2 options. Google baby bunnies and/or feed them to your dogs the way I did. I had bunnies stupid enough to make a nest 5 feet from my front door. Which my 2 German Sheperds use all the time
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    Jun 30th, 2010 (6/30/2010 3:43am) in reply to duclover

    i wants the bunny. i used to have a ton.
  8. tamayo85 tamayo85 is offline

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    Jun 30th, 2010 (6/30/2010 3:58am) in reply to saxman

     
    Originally Posted by saxman View Post

    Rabbit stew recipe includes rabbit, onions, celery, carrots, potatoes, mushrooms, and red wine.
    Ingredients:

    • 1 rabbit, about 3 pounds, cut up

    lol unfortunately hes tiny...not close to 3 lbs..he fits in my hand
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  9. Tim Lock Tim Lock is offline

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    Jun 30th, 2010 (6/30/2010 4:00am) in reply to tamayo85

    Bag it. Tag it. Sell it to the butcher in the store.
  10. Johnny Slippy Johnny Slippy is offline Pudding Slut

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    Jun 30th, 2010 (6/30/2010 4:03am) in reply to Tim Lock

    C'mon man...buy a cage and raise that sucker. I love my rabbit.
  11. imhooks imhooks is offline

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    Jun 30th, 2010 (6/30/2010 4:04am) in reply to Johnny Slippy

    You should have left it alone. Its in its habitat whether it be the streets of a neighborhood or not. Im sure he wasn't far from his mother/nest. Letting it go now will sure be death for the little guy. The mother will likely reject it, if she even found it. Good luck
  12. cizastro cizastro is online now

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    Jun 30th, 2010 (6/30/2010 4:05am) in reply to imhooks

    Cut off feet, sell 'em for profit.

    Use the rest as a fleshlight?
  13. MissBecky MissBecky is offline if you're nasty

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    Jun 30th, 2010 (6/30/2010 4:05am) in reply to cizastro

    pics or gtfo

    and keep it obv.
  14. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Jun 30th, 2010 (6/30/2010 4:06am) in reply to MissBecky

    get a nice light pinot noir to drink while eating it
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    Jun 30th, 2010 (6/30/2010 4:07am) in reply to Glo4m

    we have a lot of these things near my house. one tail away from being a rat, imo.
  16. stackinsideways stackinsideways is offline

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    Jun 30th, 2010 (6/30/2010 4:08am) in reply to imhooks

    every civilized human knows touching a bunny and taking it out of its habbitat means the mother will abandon it...

    your girlfriend just bought you a plant that eats and pisses... the ring hints are around the corner...

    in other word you just got punked
     
  17. tommpat2000 tommpat2000 is offline Chief Asshat

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    Jun 30th, 2010 (6/30/2010 4:12am) in reply to stackinsideways

    I used to always have rabbits, had about 6 all named hopper and then a few others, first expierience with death was sone of them

    rip hoppers
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    Jun 30th, 2010 (6/30/2010 4:13am) in reply to tamayo85

    My mom is Hungarian so she used to have rabbit soup sometimes when she was growing up. She said it tasted very good.
  19. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Jun 30th, 2010 (6/30/2010 4:19am) in reply to bfactor

    I had a bunny as a kid. For about a week, till it mysteriously disappeared.
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    Jun 30th, 2010 (6/30/2010 4:22am) in reply to Niceguy

    Fuck it now before it gets older and realizes its being abused.
  21. PoWdA PoWdA is offline Waco nuthugger

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    Jun 30th, 2010 (6/30/2010 4:36am) in reply to Phi

    My neighbor murdered my rabbit when I was like 9. Last time I ever cried.
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    Jun 30th, 2010 (6/30/2010 4:44am) in reply to MissBecky

     
    Originally Posted by bekigirl View Post

    pics or gtfo

    and keep it obv.


    lol this is like "my gf just sent me bikini pics what do i do?" for beki
     
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    Jun 30th, 2010 (6/30/2010 4:45am) in reply to number1pen

    rabbits suck as pets
  24. Trav04 Trav04 is offline

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    Jun 30th, 2010 (6/30/2010 4:57am) in reply to playwithfire05

    its a stupid wild animal... drowned it then put it in a plastic bag and tie it off so it doesn't stink.


    or step on it whatever you feel like.
  25. Moonlight Graham Moonlight Graham is offline

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    Jun 30th, 2010 (6/30/2010 5:04am) in reply to Trav04

    Wild rabbits and pet rabbits are not the same thing. The mother will not accept it back at this point. Hopefully it's old enough to survive without its mother.
  26. PoWdA PoWdA is offline Waco nuthugger

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    Jun 30th, 2010 (6/30/2010 5:07am) in reply to cizastro

     
    Originally Posted by cizastro View Post

    Cut off feet, sell 'em for profit.

    Use the rest as a fleshlight?

    This needs more love/consideration imo.
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    Jun 30th, 2010 (6/30/2010 5:14am) in reply to PoWdA

    Hopefully you're not as big of a douchewad as the ignorant cocksuckers who are trying to sound cute and worldly in this thread. Care for it. Give it some love. Rabbits aren't dogs, but they do know what's going on and it'll know who you are and will reward you for your kindness.
  28. PoWdA PoWdA is offline Waco nuthugger

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    Jun 30th, 2010 (6/30/2010 5:20am) in reply to 2Slick4u

     
    Originally Posted by 2Slick4u View Post

    All it will ever do is eat and shit. I mean, you can't even cuddle with it or play with it at all. And when it shits it is those little shitballs all over and you will have to change it's bedding all the fucking time (which also costs money) and all the thing will ever do is sit there with an empty gaze breathing up YOUR air. Have fun.

    FYP?
  29. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    Jun 30th, 2010 (6/30/2010 5:25am) in reply to PoWdA

    saxman wins. cook up that delicious thing
  30. tamayo85 tamayo85 is offline

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    Jun 30th, 2010 (6/30/2010 5:53am) in reply to Lameass_

    now with pic (specifically for bekigirl)
    Edited By: tamayo85 Jun 30th, 2010 at 05:54 AM
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