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  1. Defndrofangels Defndrofangels is offline

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    Apr 1st, 2011 (4/1/2011 9:13pm)

    As in laid off =(.

    4/1/2011 =)

    EDIT: Didn't get laid off =).
    Edited By: Defndrofangels Apr 1st, 2011 at 09:29 PM
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    Apr 1st, 2011 (4/1/2011 9:15pm) in reply to Defndrofangels

    I laughed.
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    Apr 1st, 2011 (4/1/2011 9:15pm) in reply to Defndrofangels

    damn it, I was getting ready to post a long congratulatory post... oh, and sorry about the job, that blows.

    edit: hope I didn't get leveled about the job either
    Edited By: Superleggera Apr 1st, 2011 at 09:16 PM
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    Apr 1st, 2011 (4/1/2011 9:20pm) in reply to Superleggera

    lol, why are you making a joke about your own patheticness?
     
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    Apr 1st, 2011 (4/1/2011 9:24pm) in reply to Leet8s

     
    Originally Posted by Leet8s View Post

    lol, why are you making a joke about your own patheticness?

    Are you new around here?
     
  6. wackyJaxon wackyJaxon is offline Admin X

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    Apr 1st, 2011 (4/1/2011 9:24pm) in reply to Defndrofangels

    knew there had to be some april fools joke here.. there is a guy in OT trying to compete with you in the virgin category, glad you made an appearance.. :)

    seriously though, sorry to hear you lost your job, and gl finding a new one soon.
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    Apr 1st, 2011 (4/1/2011 9:25pm) in reply to wackyJaxon

    tl;dr but
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    Apr 1st, 2011 (4/1/2011 9:26pm) in reply to wackyJaxon

    now try and go get laid on
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    Apr 1st, 2011 (4/1/2011 9:28pm) in reply to saxton82

    hahaha, got you guys on the laid off part too :D. i wasn't laid off.
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    Apr 1st, 2011 (4/1/2011 9:31pm) in reply to Defndrofangels

    Should have let it go on a little longer imo.

    I obv thought when I just saw the thread title it was an Aprils Fool's joke, then I read the laid off thing and actually believed it. Wp, an april fools joke within a joke that actually worked.
  11. dolphin13 dolphin13 is online now OT Vice MVP

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    Apr 1st, 2011 (4/1/2011 9:33pm) in reply to Defndrofangels

     
    Originally Posted by Defndrofangels View Post

    i wasn't laid off.

    just wait. it's bound to happen when you fuck it up by professing your love for some female boss or get arrested at your desk for child porn or some other outrageous thing that can only happen to you
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    Apr 1st, 2011 (4/1/2011 9:35pm) in reply to louiemdj

     
    Originally Posted by louiemdj View Post

    Should have let it go on a little longer imo.

    I obv thought when I just saw the thread title it was an Aprils Fool's joke, then I read the laid off thing and actually believed it. Wp, an april fools joke within a joke that actually worked.

    Yea, I guess I'm not a good prankster :(. Still working on getting laid part though, but a job is handy in attaining that goal me thinks.

     
    Originally Posted by dolphin13 View Post

    just wait. it's bound to happen when you fuck it up by professing your love for some female boss or get arrested at your desk for child porn or some other outrageous thing that can only happen to you

    well it's only a temp job so i know I will be leaving this place, I'm just not sure when.
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    Apr 1st, 2011 (4/1/2011 9:35pm) in reply to Defndrofangels

    April Fool's jokes should at least be believable.
     
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    Apr 1st, 2011 (4/1/2011 9:38pm) in reply to Defndrofangels

     
    Originally Posted by Defndrofangels View Post

    hahaha, got you guys on the laid off part too :D. i wasn't laid off.

    OH MAN. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON OUR FACES!
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    Apr 1st, 2011 (4/1/2011 9:40pm) in reply to thefuture021

     
    Originally Posted by thefuture021 View Post

    OH MAN. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON OUR FACES!

    Well a few people admitted to being fooled.
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    Apr 1st, 2011 (4/1/2011 9:45pm) in reply to Defndrofangels

    As if the first we heard about it would be in a 'I got laid' thread!
    First would come the 'I met a girl' thread, then 'does she like me?' thread, then 'im in love thread', closely followed by the 'i followed her home and she spoke to another man, is she cheating?' thread

    3 years later the laid thread
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    Apr 1st, 2011 (4/1/2011 9:52pm) in reply to TheWhitePele

     
    Originally Posted by TheWhitePele View Post

    As if the first we heard about it would be in a 'I got laid' thread!
    First would come the 'I met a girl' thread, then 'does she like me?' thread, then 'im in love thread', closely followed by the 'i followed her home and she spoke to another man, is she cheating?' thread

    3 years later the laid thread

    probably will never make a thread about that when it does happen, i keep learning some of you are jerks and well last year happened so learned my lesson and learned not to share.
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    Apr 1st, 2011 (4/1/2011 9:55pm) in reply to Defndrofangels

    dude, that was the ugliest asian girl I have ever seen. My wife's 90 year old filipina grandma is hotter

    granted you're a social anomaly but you don't look like a hobbit. You can do better than her. I think a good option for you would be to pretend you're a mute. Cuz you're 100 percent gonna fuck it up when you talk
    Edited By: dolphin13 Apr 1st, 2011 at 09:56 PM
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    Apr 1st, 2011 (4/1/2011 9:59pm) in reply to dolphin13

     
    Originally Posted by dolphin13 View Post

    dude, that was the ugliest asian girl I have ever seen. My wife's 90 year old filipina grandma is hotter

    granted you're a social anomaly but you don't look like a hobbit. You can do better than her. I think a good option for you would be to pretend you're a mute. Cuz you're 100 percent gonna fuck it up when you talk

    like i care what your opinion was on my ex just like you won't care about my opinion on your wife, because that's how you feel when you love someone, you just think the person is awesome and you don't really care what anyone else thinks. I agree I can probably do better on the looks department, but I don't give too much weight on looks, however on a personal level I doubt I'll do much better than her, but well I'm gonna have to try unfortunately.
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  20. dolphin13 dolphin13 is online now OT Vice MVP

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    Apr 1st, 2011 (4/1/2011 10:09pm) in reply to Defndrofangels

    you loved this girl after knowing her for like two weeks?????

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    Apr 1st, 2011 (4/1/2011 10:13pm) in reply to dolphin13

    i smiled, wp sir
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    Apr 1st, 2011 (4/1/2011 10:14pm) in reply to Glo4m

  23. Defndrofangels Defndrofangels is offline

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    Apr 1st, 2011 (4/1/2011 10:15pm) in reply to dolphin13

     
    Originally Posted by dolphin13 View Post

    you loved this girl after knowing her for like two weeks?????

    it was 4 and we spent about 5-6 hrs a day talking to each other while we were together. but hey why am i explaining this to you when you ordered your wife off some website. Or so I'm told.
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    Apr 1st, 2011 (4/1/2011 10:16pm) in reply to Defndrofangels

    i am gonna rape you next time i'm in LA so you can shut the fuck up about being a virgin
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    Apr 1st, 2011 (4/1/2011 10:18pm) in reply to Defndrofangels

    Edited By: dolphin13 Apr 1st, 2011 at 10:19 PM
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    Apr 1st, 2011 (4/1/2011 10:22pm) in reply to dolphin13

    I petition for these threads to be locked. too painful to read
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    Apr 1st, 2011 (4/1/2011 10:24pm) in reply to dolphin13

     
    Originally Posted by dolphin13 View Post

    I see you ran out of things to say. Sometimes not posting is the answer. Some people are different to love, some fall quickly, others take a long time. Who are you to judge if it's too soon or not?

     
    Originally Posted by krispycream View Post

    I petition for these threads to be locked. too painful to read

    I petition for people who petition for these type of threads to be locked to be banhammered, when the answer is to simply NOT OPEN THEM.
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    Apr 1st, 2011 (4/1/2011 10:25pm) in reply to Defndrofangels

    Hey I'm all for falling in love with a chick quickly.
    Just make sure she's hot.

    If you'd be interested, I can put you in touch with my wife's grandma. She is single and gets a nice ss check you two can live off of
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    Apr 1st, 2011 (4/1/2011 10:28pm) in reply to dolphin13

     
    Originally Posted by dolphin13 View Post

    Hey I'm all for falling in love with a chick quickly.
    Just make sure she's hot.

    If you'd be interested, I can put you in touch with my wife's grandma. She is single and gets a nice ss check you two can live off of

    hotness is in the eye of the beholder. and no i'd someone in my age group thanks.
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    Apr 1st, 2011 (4/1/2011 10:30pm) in reply to Defndrofangels

     
    Originally Posted by Defndrofangels View Post

    I petition for people who petition for these type of threads to be locked to be banhammered, when the answer is to simply NOT OPEN THEM.

    I see what you're saying there, but then what would be the point of ever locking a thread? Why would the ability to lock a thread exist, if the answer was just not to read it? The point of the lock function is to make absolute certain you can't add to the thread/read it, etc...
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