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I dont know exactly what she saw in my phone but the chick i been F'ing with saw some porn or some texts that didnt involve her and She beat my ass with something. im not even sure what it was cuz I was laying in my bed and woke up to something cracking across my back and head. I finally got a hold of her and never even saw what it was but my skateboard is laying in an odd place so i think it wwas that.
Then The police came. She told me shecalled them and was going to tell them i hit her. And for the first time ever the cops belived me. Prob cuz i was covered in bruises and my eye was cut.
They asked me if I wanted her arrested. I said no, I just want her away from me and my house.
My back and arms hurt like a MFr right now. I took a pain pill and slept all day now Im wide awake. -
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I mean I hate to laugh but that's pretty hilarious, you sure can pick em my man.
Calling the cops to get you locked up is just so classic, do you like roam the psychiatric ward at hospitals looking for chicks? -
MissBecky
if you're nasty
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never a dull moment in buchi's life.
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Joined: Oct 07Aug 31st, 2009 (8/31/2009 1:26am) in reply to MissBecky
cmon baby just let me get a lil taste..
gimme 20 right chea, let me get a lil 20 boss, me gtez back on mi feets baby
wit that chea 20 ill get me a jooooooBBBBBBB,
Eye get me A) LIL APT
CMOn Boss let me gethca that 20 ima get a jOoooob\
me: so if i give you this 20 your gonna get back on your feet get a job and a car ?
Cmon bossss let me chea 20 -
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im starting to think buchi is bgxs level acct
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Nice memory to create for your child.
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she wasnt here you dumb *&^%$. I dont be having chicks here likethat when my kid is here. Are you retarded?
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BillMueller
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yeah what are you, insane? he only sells pot when the kid is around.
that being said, when the cops asked if you wanted the bitch arrested you should have said yes and asked that she be put in your cell when you get to the clink -
Defndrofangels
one lazy ass virgin mofo
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wow...luckily she didn't cut off your penis or something to that nature.
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lolololol buchis storys make me happy
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Shut up, sketchy!Originally Posted by sketchy1
you know i wasn't really a fan of the so-called "death panel" that republicans said obama was pushing (which doesn't exist anyway), but you're actually starting to convince me that it could be a good idea.
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Dam her head bouncedOriginally Posted by FastMoney7
looooooool
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It just warms my heart to think that if Al Gore had never invented the internet I would never have been able to witness a 60 somrthing year old sheep herding lady troll a 20 something year old drug dealering guy.
Life is good. -
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why wouldn't you press charges??
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helen mind fucked me in the thread.,
sketchy got me in this one.,
has anyone ever really had grey poupon. -
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becasue to be quite honest i never wanted any fighting w her and want her to write me in jail and visit me. I like her and all she just found some incrimating things in my phone and i didntwant to put her in jail.Originally Posted by norcaljeff
why wouldn't you press charges??
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Maybe you could leverage a testimony against your old lady, say you give your cooperation on that case for a lighter sentance in your drug trafficking conspiracy case.
If she's true she'd be down to do a bid for her old man imo. -
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lmfao. normally I like buchi, but you want someone who busted your shit up w/a skateboard to visit you??? WHY? ffs buch...
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wantagolf
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I dont thnk it works like that broOriginally Posted by jtown1010
Maybe you could leverage a testimony against your old lady, say you give your cooperation on that case for a lighter sentance in your drug trafficking conspiracy case.
If she's true she'd be down to do a bid for her old man imo.
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