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I got robbed by a kid. wtf?

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  1. LeftyC LeftyC is offline s1nnr's better half

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    Sep 3rd, 2009 (9/3/2009 2:24pm)

    So I took the little guy to the Phila zoo today and this mf'er kid steals my wallet right outta Dylan's elmo bag, which was on my shoulder at the time! To make things worse, I didn't even notice

    We were standing in a crowded area and I notice this guy staring at me.... I figure whatev. I thought someone bumped into the bag, but no..... little fucker got the wallet. Like 2 min later I go to pay for a pony ride and realize the bag is wide open and my wallet it missing.... I freak, trace my steps, and go running to meet security at the gates.

    I go back 15 min later and some zoo lady comes up and said this kid took the wallet and his mom just returned it. She also informed me the kid got the ass beating of his life. She said the kid was about 10-11 y.o.

    So yea, I'm an idiot, i know.

    But that guy that was staring at me must have seen it happen, and he didn't do anything? wtf?
  2. UhhMee UhhMee is offline

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    Sep 3rd, 2009 (9/3/2009 2:27pm) in reply to LeftyC

    LOL OWNED
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  3. Sandman_Good Sandman_Good is offline

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    Sep 3rd, 2009 (9/3/2009 2:27pm) in reply to LeftyC

    did he have fake diamonds in his ears?

    too soon?
  4. 36crazyfists 36crazyfists is offline

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    Sep 3rd, 2009 (9/3/2009 2:28pm) in reply to LeftyC

    It's always sunny in Philadelphia!
     
  5. buchiYAYO buchiYAYO is offline

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    Sep 3rd, 2009 (9/3/2009 2:28pm) in reply to LeftyC

    Its hard out there for a 3rd grader.
  6. BlufferChic BlufferChic is offline

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    Sep 3rd, 2009 (9/3/2009 2:30pm) in reply to LeftyC

    that sucks, but at least you got it back

    i think the kid needs to spend some time at the police station to learn his lesson
     
  7. LeftyC LeftyC is offline s1nnr's better half

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    Sep 3rd, 2009 (9/3/2009 2:33pm) in reply to BlufferChic

    yea i know. he's wayyy old enough to know better.
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  8. URI_Stunna URI_Stunna is offline

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    Sep 3rd, 2009 (9/3/2009 2:33pm) in reply to BlufferChic

    Press charges on the mom for letting that little fker on the loose. Teach her to be responsibe for that future criminal
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    Sep 3rd, 2009 (9/3/2009 2:33pm) in reply to Sandman_Good

     
    Originally Posted by Sandman_Good View Post

    did he have fake diamonds in his ears?

    too soon?

    where did it say he was black?
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    Sep 3rd, 2009 (9/3/2009 2:35pm) in reply to URI_Stunna

    I'd say that a 10-11 year old succesfully pick-pocketing you is a bad sign, you might want to avoid subways and touristy locations in the future.

    IDK though, this could have been a once in a lifetime talent where he's the real deal at a such young age. Either way pretty sick brag for the kid to have pulled this one off, too bad his mom is such a girlscout.
  11. LockedUpLifer LockedUpLifer is offline

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    Sep 3rd, 2009 (9/3/2009 2:35pm) in reply to brentley72

     
    Originally Posted by brentley72 View Post

    where did it say he was black?

    when he said he was robbed....
  12. dolphin13 dolphin13 is online now OT Vice MVP

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    Sep 3rd, 2009 (9/3/2009 2:38pm) in reply to LockedUpLifer

     
    Originally Posted by LockedUpLifer View Post

    when she said she was robbed....

    unless lefty is now a man carrying a purse. i guess its a poss.
  13. LeftyC LeftyC is offline s1nnr's better half

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    Sep 3rd, 2009 (9/3/2009 2:38pm) in reply to URI_Stunna

    Yea I was asking where they were, I was/am pissssssssed. They just let them go. urrrrrrrrrrr ;sldgd;lfkgjdk;lgjgklj
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  14. D2theRock D2theRock is offline

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    Sep 3rd, 2009 (9/3/2009 2:40pm) in reply to LeftyC

    after his mom beat his ass you shoulda beat his ass.
  15. LeftyC LeftyC is offline s1nnr's better half

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    Sep 3rd, 2009 (9/3/2009 2:41pm) in reply to dolphin13

    lol it was an elmo bag.
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    Sep 3rd, 2009 (9/3/2009 2:43pm) in reply to LeftyC

     
    Originally Posted by LeftyC View Post

    lol it was an elmo bag.

    its cool. nothing wrong with you having an elmo purse.
  17. LeftyC LeftyC is offline s1nnr's better half

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    Sep 3rd, 2009 (9/3/2009 2:44pm) in reply to D2theRock

    I didn't see them. Im guessing they took off in a hurry to aviod consequences
    idk why they wouldn't hold on to that kid and mother tho.....
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  18. URI_Stunna URI_Stunna is offline

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    Sep 3rd, 2009 (9/3/2009 2:46pm) in reply to LeftyC

    atleast you got the wallet back losing that is worse than losing the $$$. Such a pain to get new license and cancel all bank cards and what not
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    Sep 3rd, 2009 (9/3/2009 3:11pm) in reply to LeftyC

    What Animal was the coolest at the zoo?
     
  20. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    Sep 3rd, 2009 (9/3/2009 3:30pm) in reply to LeftyC

    what a lil fucker.

    maybe the guy watching was in on it?
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    Sep 3rd, 2009 (9/3/2009 3:32pm) in reply to LeftyC

    PM stsitron on how to deal with little punks.
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    Sep 3rd, 2009 (9/3/2009 3:32pm) in reply to brentley72

     
    Originally Posted by brentley72 View Post

    where did it say he was black?

    Where did I say he was black?

    Looks like you're the one judging.

    I know young white boi's who wear fakies.
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    Sep 3rd, 2009 (9/3/2009 3:33pm) in reply to LeftyC

    Philly Zoo is gangsta
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    Sep 3rd, 2009 (9/3/2009 3:34pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    the guy was obv staring at your ass or your tits

    imo
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    Sep 3rd, 2009 (9/3/2009 3:57pm) in reply to LeftyC

    sick brag about carring your wallet in a purse
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    Sep 3rd, 2009 (9/3/2009 4:02pm) in reply to nezbit

     
    Originally Posted by nezbit View Post

    sick brag about carring your wallet in a purse

    LOL
  27. s1nnr s1nnr is offline will stab you

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    Sep 3rd, 2009 (9/3/2009 4:49pm) in reply to LeftyC

    even the zoo isnt safe, they shoulda put him in with the lions...
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    Sep 3rd, 2009 (9/3/2009 5:30pm) in reply to s1nnr

    Was he wearing this shirt???
  29. s1nnr s1nnr is offline will stab you

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    Sep 3rd, 2009 (9/3/2009 11:20pm) in reply to ripomatic

    that pic makes me laugh every time
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    Sep 3rd, 2009 (9/3/2009 11:27pm) in reply to LeftyC

    loll awwwwww cindy :) jk jk

    that's so shitty..good thing you got it back, need moolah for next weekend...can't wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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