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  1. I have some in mind, but I know im lucky to get this interview, what are some good ones? rly want this job so i don't have to do my crappy one in a couple weeks lolol. its in an hour so you guys don't have much time lol
  2. highest level achieved on kino der toten, obvs
  3. Topsy turvy that mother fucker

  4. "Would you mind if I gave you oral sex?"
  5.  
    Originally Posted by Glo4m View Post

    highest level achieved on kino der toten, obvs

    lol you play on ascension yet? i got the guy talking to the doll saying "it rubs the lotion on the doll. it does this everytime....or else it gets the hose again" lolol i heart it
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  6. What are your goals and expectations for this position?
    Edited By: Rocky Mar 29th, 2011 at 07:32 PM
     
  7.  
    Originally Posted by Bonestein View Post

    "Would you mind if I gave you oral sex?"

    thats great but im interviewing with the owner company, and its a woman
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  8. So... as a woman you don't like oral sex? Get in there, stop being such a prude.
  9.  
    Originally Posted by Rocky View Post

    What is your goals and expectations for this position?

    yeah that is my standard, along with, advancement shit, cross training (there are three positions open that are similar but different). etc.
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  10. "what's your company's policy on sexual harassment. I'm just curious."
  11.  
    Originally Posted by Bonestein View Post

    So... as a woman you don't like oral sex? Get in there, stop being such a prude.

    funny thing is, i've been near this building before, and i've seen the cars the three owners drive, sick. so nice lol
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  12.  
    Originally Posted by wowswift View Post

    lol you play on ascension yet? i got the guy talking to the doll saying "it rubs the lotion on the doll. it does this everytime....or else it gets the hose again" lolol i heart it

    lol, u have to show me! ive played it but never figured out the doll thing. In the beginning it just makes some weird noise and thats it. My best was 37 solo just running circles on the platform, got a little bored with it and just quit. I wish they would release a zombies only map pack. Like 3 new zombies maps and I'd be set for months.
  13. Ask her how good she is at words with friends ;)
  14.  
    Originally Posted by Glo4m View Post

    lol, u have to show me! ive played it but never figured out the doll thing. In the beginning it just makes some weird noise and thats it. My best was 37 solo just running circles on the platform, got a little bored with it and just quit. I wish they would release a zombies only map pack. Like 3 new zombies maps and I'd be set for months.

    i guess its the guy you are that makes it say whatever, it was the doctor, so obv he is ghey as hell. and it was the doll by there where the flopper is. but yeah, that is the stock move up there cuz that map is huge lol
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  15. Ask employer about company culture and management skills. If I have a micro manager I walk away real quick. If I have to send some sort of sales report every single day I never take the job. Also, make sure there is a casual Friday. Everyone LOVES casual Friday.
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    Originally Posted by Z-Fresh View Post

    Ask employer about company culture and management skills. If I have a micro manager I walk away real quick. If I have to send some sort of sales report every single day I never take the job. Also, make sure there is a casual Friday. Everyone LOVES casual Friday.

    well the recruiter told me a lot about this company, and they are big on their ISO shit and have to be due to the people they make the shit for. this place as insane quality standards for what they make so im thinking of throwing in something about that but worried im gonna screw up the wording.
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  17. Ask not what the company can do for you, but what you can do for da company.
  18. Ask about the Christmas party and the ratio of regrets to non regrets the day after. The more regrets the better your coworkers obv.
    Edited By: Z-Fresh Mar 29th, 2011 at 07:46 PM
  19. "should I fold to cash, or skeet to win?"
  20. ISO eh .... ask them for a copy of their quality policy. How long have they been ISO certified? Have they transitioned to the 2008 standard? How often are they audited? Who is their registrar? Is their quality system manual available on line for you to look at?
  21. What opportunities for growth will there be in my position?

    What's the company dress-code?

    What systems/tool do you have in place?

    Do you have a satellite office in Pakistan?
     
  22.  
    Originally Posted by saxman View Post

    ISO eh .... ask them for a copy of their quality policy. How long have they been ISO certified? Have they transitioned to the 2008 standard? How often are they audited? Who is their registrar? Is their quality system manual available on line for you to look at?

    they were iso'd in 2008 :) company has been around for years. their website sucks to i doubt they have much online lol. but bleh. im not getting my hopes up. its kinda funny, i keep getting job interviews for places i didn't even apply for lol. but this place is super close, dude talked good things, so will see.

    got my interview outfit on obv. sad, i have all these normal "business" clothes that i never wear lol.
    Edited By: wowswift Mar 29th, 2011 at 07:55 PM
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  23. hey,good luck on getting the job girl!
  24.  
    Originally Posted by nastysmell View Post

    hey,good luck on getting the job girl!

    lol ty, its like 5 mins away from thunder valley too hahaha
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  25. looks like you've done your research and you're prepared so get in there and win it.
  26. yeah i always worry cuz i have a giant gap in my work history where i didn't work. but i know they got the headsup on the story. i just tell them the truth. i guess im lucky i have worked since that gap. so that is a good sign lol. i don't plan on moving or leaving the country anytime soon lololol and im off.
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  27. good luck :)

    i just had one and i asked about the companies employee evaluation methods, what the ______ departments biggest weakness is, and what is the management philosophy.
  28. dude that was a weird interview, all i gotta say lol
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  29.  
    Originally Posted by wowswift View Post

    dude that was a weird interview, all i gotta say lol

    did you flip that shit?
  30. it wasn't a bad interview, it was just nothing like i have ever had before. apparently i will find out today though.
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