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FACT:
After Day 3 your body will go into STARVATION MODE.
After Day 5 your body will go into WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO PROVE MODE.
After Day 6 your body will go into TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME. YOU PUNISH ME, I PUNISH YOU MODE.
After Day 7 your body will go into PAYBACK IS A BITCH. YOUR DICK IS GOING LIMP EVERY TIME YOU TRY HAVING SEX MODE.
After Day 8 your body will go into MOTHER FUCKER. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M CAPABLE OF, DO YOU? YOUR NEXT FIVE YEARS ARE GOING TO BE FILLED WITH NOTHING BUT ASS-TOASTING DIARRHEA, EPILEPTIC FITS, VOMIT-INDUCING MIGRAINES, STOMACH-SCORCHING ULCERS, GINGIVITIS, AND BACNE SO BAD YOU WON'T EVEN FEEL COMFORTABLE TAKING YOUR SHIRT OFF IN THE SHOWER MODE. -
After reading 5 pages of this and watching a few youtube videos, I have to say this sounds stupid. You could build up the same kind of motivation and setup an actual good healthy diet that would in effect be a "detox". Damn I need to do that.
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still alive bud?
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curiosity bump
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LOL, yeah I am still alive.
I am at the end of day three. I have gone and spent about an hour (in 3 spurts of 20 mins. each) in the sauna each day as well to sweat out any bullshit entering my bloodstream from the fat my body is eating.
I felt some very strong hunger pangs yesterday, and the wifey made this ridiculously amazing tortilla soup (recipe from Rachel Ray, Google it, it's unreal g00t) and I seem to have a heightened sense of smell. So, I could literally smell the odor lingering in the house for hours. But, the pangs are more mental than anything. I dreamt about cheeseburgers last night too, no lie. And she made this philly cheesesteak this afternoon that made me want to jump out the window since I wanted to eat it so bad.
But, I still am not getting the "elimination" benefits. From what I read, this seems to happen around days 5-6. I wonder what kind of black sludge is going to exit my body pretty soon. SFgross.
This really hasn't been very hard physically. But, it is a difficult mental challenge, since my fat ass likes food so much. Kind of weird not having eaten a single morsel of food in over 72 hours.
And the salt water flushes are fucking disgusting. Holding back vomit for a few hours each morning is difficult (twice the daily recommended sodium intake all chugged at once in 32 ozs. of warm water). Combine that with a laxative tea the night before and shit hits the fan pretty quick. Good thing I do the majority of my work from home. Ready access to the commode is massively +EV.
I don't think this is very good for me at this point. I have a massive headache atm. But, I am still curious as to how I will feel on day 10 and what kinda bs I can get outta my body in the intervening time period.
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your body does not work like this
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Wow you really are dense. There is no "Elimination benefit". The notion that there is a bunch of crap in your colon waiting to come out is nonsense. Your colon is empty now and with the exception of a small amount of liver secretion will remain so until your eat.
If you really want to do the saltwater flush, twice a week would be plenty. More so since you seem to have a hard time with it. -
I am currently on day 6, I've lost 8 pounds and feel fine. Hunger is not an issue after the 3rd day, and the only really unpleasant part is the saltwater flush. I'm gonna get my eat back on Sunday.
This is my second time doing it, and I recommend it for anyone who's feeling like shit and been living unhealthy for a while. I plan to start an exercise and healthy eating regimen next week, so this is my jumpstart.
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Any updates?
Black sludge?
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You realize this is her passive-aggressive way of saying, "You're a fucking moron for doing this", right?
Originally Posted by AbnormalQ
I felt some very strong hunger pangs yesterday, and the wifey made this ridiculously amazing tortilla soup (recipe from Rachel Ray, Google it, it's unreal g00t) and I seem to have a heightened sense of smell. So, I could literally smell the odor lingering in the house for hours. But, the pangs are more mental than anything. I dreamt about cheeseburgers last night too, no lie. And she made this philly cheesesteak this afternoon that made me want to jump out the window since I wanted to eat it so bad.
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looooooooooool I was reading this thread with my gf and she said something extremely similar.
Originally Posted by Magnet Steve
You realize this is her passive-aggressive way of saying, "You're a fucking moron for doing this", right?Originally Posted by AbnormalQ
I felt some very strong hunger pangs yesterday, and the wifey made this ridiculously amazing tortilla soup (recipe from Rachel Ray, Google it, it's unreal g00t) and I seem to have a heightened sense of smell. So, I could literally smell the odor lingering in the house for hours. But, the pangs are more mental than anything. I dreamt about cheeseburgers last night too, no lie. And she made this philly cheesesteak this afternoon that made me want to jump out the window since I wanted to eat it so bad.
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I think you already know this but whenever you do start eating again you do NOT want to eat something like a cheesesteak. You need to start with fruits and then vegetables to ease your body back in to digesting solid foods.
Originally Posted by AbnormalQ
I felt some very strong hunger pangs yesterday, and the wifey made this ridiculously amazing tortilla soup (recipe from Rachel Ray, Google it, it's unreal g00t) and I seem to have a heightened sense of smell. So, I could literally smell the odor lingering in the house for hours. But, the pangs are more mental than anything. I dreamt about cheeseburgers last night too, no lie. And she made this philly cheesesteak this afternoon that made me want to jump out the window since I wanted to eat it so bad.
And while I can not vouch for the "master cleanse" I did fast for 7 days last year and it was one of the greatest things I've ever done. I merely drank a few glasses of water and watered down juice for 7 days and there is not an iota of doubt in my mind that it was tremedously beneficial both physically and mentally. You cynincs and doubters can link to random websites and use all the rhetoric you want, but if done right this is absolutely a positive thing. -
ive never done it but have heard the same from a few people who have. at a table the other night a couple of friends had done it. a 3rd friend actually extended it to 40 days, which seems just a bit too long. i guess he was extremely heavy though, lost a ton and didnt gain much back........
Originally Posted by chstone
I think you already know this but whenever you do start eating again you do NOT want to eat something like a cheesesteak. You need to start with fruits and then vegetables to ease your body back in to digesting solid foods.Originally Posted by AbnormalQ
I felt some very strong hunger pangs yesterday, and the wifey made this ridiculously amazing tortilla soup (recipe from Rachel Ray, Google it, it's unreal g00t) and I seem to have a heightened sense of smell. So, I could literally smell the odor lingering in the house for hours. But, the pangs are more mental than anything. I dreamt about cheeseburgers last night too, no lie. And she made this philly cheesesteak this afternoon that made me want to jump out the window since I wanted to eat it so bad.
And while I can not vouch for the "master cleanse" I did fast for 7 days last year and it was one of the greatest things I've ever done. I merely drank a few glasses of water and watered down juice for 7 days and there is not an iota of doubt in my mind that it was tremedously beneficial both physically and mentally. You cynincs and doubters can link to random websites and use all the rhetoric you want, but if done right this is absolutely a positive thing.
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good luck and I hope it works wonders for you
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On day 6 today. Been doing well. I feel well. This is actually not all that difficult once you get into the swing of things.
Wife made a small batch of brownies and the smell was killing me for like an hour. So I had one. I just. couldn't. keep. away.
So, I broke my streak of perfection. But that's alright. No biggie. It's tough to be perfect on a cleanse like this which requires not eating for 10 days.
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you shitting sludge or no?
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This is a horrible idea. I haven't tried this so i can't speak from personal experience, but I am a personal trainer and I wouldn't recommend this for anyone.
I can only imagine how weak you will be after the 10 days is over. Your muscles are no doubt shrinking; your conditioning will be nothing; and you plan on doing P90X immediately after this? You would have been much better served by just starting P90X to get into shape. You basically decided that you want to start a rigourous lifting/cardio routine but first you wanted to weaken your body as much as possible. You're setting yourself back before you even get started. I am scratching my head about this one.











