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I have a yeast infection. I'm a man (I think).

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  1. Bonestein Bonestein is offline

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    Apr 4th, 2011 (4/4/2011 1:38am)

    I've had a rash on my chest, shoulders, and back that has been getting worse for the last week, so today I went to a doctor. She tells me I have a yeast infection, and prescribes me some steroid pills and a cream.

    I have so many more concerns in my life after this diagnosis. Ovarian cancer, menopause, osteoporosis... the list never ends.

    I'm going to watch this tonight to help me deal with my changing body...



    Fuck my life.
  2. budo09 budo09 is offline

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    Apr 4th, 2011 (4/4/2011 1:39am) in reply to Bonestein

    Add this to the list of things I would NEVER post in OT.

    lolllllllllllllllllllllll
  3. orgnalsooners orgnalsooners is offline

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    Apr 4th, 2011 (4/4/2011 1:40am) in reply to budo09

     
    Originally Posted by budo09 View Post

    Add this to the list of things I would NEVER post in OT.

    lolllllllllllllllllllllll

    + a mirrion
     
  4. d1am0ndc d1am0ndc is offline

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    Apr 4th, 2011 (4/4/2011 1:41am) in reply to Bonestein

     
    Originally Posted by Bonestein View Post


    I have so many more concerns in my life after this diagnosis. Ovarian cancer, menopause, osteoporosis... the list never ends.

    Just concentrate on your vagina
  5. timthegem timthegem is offline

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    Apr 4th, 2011 (4/4/2011 1:42am) in reply to Bonestein

    I think she was just messing with you. A female doctor once looked down at my penis and asked me if I was cold. Sick sense of humor.
  6. LeftyMark LeftyMark is offline Boss of Birds

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    Apr 4th, 2011 (4/4/2011 1:42am) in reply to timthegem

    Tits or gtfo.
  7. Mr323 Mr323 is offline

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    Apr 4th, 2011 (4/4/2011 1:43am) in reply to LeftyMark

    Post tits or gtfo
  8. Bonestein Bonestein is offline

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    Apr 4th, 2011 (4/4/2011 1:45am) in reply to Mr323

    You don't want to see my tits right now. You really don't.
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  9. Mr323 Mr323 is offline

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    Apr 4th, 2011 (4/4/2011 1:47am) in reply to Bonestein

    I'm a sicko, I really wanna see em :)
  10. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Apr 4th, 2011 (4/4/2011 1:49am) in reply to Mr323

    Another thing that should never be admitted in ot.
  11. Bonestein Bonestein is offline

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    Apr 4th, 2011 (4/4/2011 1:59am) in reply to Niceguy

    I should point out that my man parts are unaffected. I can't see very well underneath them to see how my vagina is developing, or how long it's been there.

    Another thing that's confusing me is that I thought it would smell like bread baking. I was looking forward to that, just more disappointment.
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  12. undertheradar undertheradar is offline

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    Apr 4th, 2011 (4/4/2011 2:11am) in reply to Bonestein

    I opened this thread expecting lots of win. I have NOT been disappointed...lol
  13. d1am0ndc d1am0ndc is offline

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    Apr 4th, 2011 (4/4/2011 2:16am) in reply to d1am0ndc

    here is the pic from my last yeast infection:

  14. the_schmenx the_schmenx is offline

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    Apr 4th, 2011 (4/4/2011 2:39am) in reply to d1am0ndc

  15. Cesporz Cesporz is online now

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    Apr 4th, 2011 (4/4/2011 2:43am) in reply to the_schmenx

    Well athletes foot is a form of yeast infection.

    Oh and:
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    Apr 4th, 2011 (4/4/2011 2:49am) in reply to Cesporz

    very funny sir, but FU for provoking me to google images of yeast infections, life will never be same


    Edited By: bucketorocks Apr 4th, 2011 at 02:52 AM
  17. undertheradar undertheradar is offline

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    Apr 4th, 2011 (4/4/2011 2:51am) in reply to d1am0ndc

     
    Originally Posted by d1am0ndc View Post

    here is the pic from my last yeast infection:

    lol
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