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I jacked off in front of my new girlfriend

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  1. xeuphoria xeuphoria is offline

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    Aug 25th, 2006 (8/25/2006 9:11pm)

    So I've been seeing this girl for about 3 weeks now, and she is on the rag currently. I dont care but apparently she does, so she told me to whack it in front of her. I was like fuuuucccckkkk. So I did it even though i was a little uneasy about it. But when she started playing with my nuts and talking dirty to me, it turned out to be the best self induced orgasm ever, she said it turns her on. I would definitely do it again, is that wrong. Except for I need to blow it all over her face I think.
  2. dblock112 dblock112 is offline

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    Aug 25th, 2006 (8/25/2006 9:13pm) in reply to xeuphoria

    YEAH I HAD A GIRLFRIEND WHO GOT TURNED ON BY ME SHITTING ON HER CHEST.....CRAZY BITCH!
  3. OMG_LOL_WTF OMG_LOL_WTF is offline

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    Aug 25th, 2006 (8/25/2006 9:19pm) in reply to dblock112

    No mouth? Sounds like a lazy bitch. Her ass ain't bleedin, is it?

    Seriously though, girls dig it. It makes them feel good about their appearance that they're hot enough to be wank worthy.
  4. Artiecat Artiecat is offline

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    Aug 25th, 2006 (8/25/2006 9:20pm) in reply to OMG_LOL_WTF

    You have 3 posts total. All of them seem to cover the same subject.
     
  5. madden07 madden07 is offline

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    Aug 25th, 2006 (8/25/2006 9:21pm) in reply to Artiecat

    roflmao
  6. gambowler gambowler is offline

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    Aug 25th, 2006 (8/25/2006 9:22pm) in reply to xeuphoria

    http://www.pocketfives.com/0A9CBCDE-...E18454538.aspx
  7. wowswift wowswift is offline Fold to cash, skeet to win.

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    Aug 25th, 2006 (8/25/2006 9:24pm) in reply to xeuphoria

    are you people like 16? i don't see what the big deal is, cept OMG LOL WTF is right, she is lazy
  8. xeuphoria xeuphoria is offline

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    Aug 25th, 2006 (8/25/2006 9:26pm) in reply to xeuphoria

    Pure coincidence Artie cat. Pure coincidence.
    Thread Starter
  9. SluggerWV SluggerWV is offline A picture is worth a thousand words.

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    Aug 25th, 2006 (8/25/2006 9:31pm) in reply to xeuphoria

    post pic of new gf
  10. Gabovitch Gabovitch is offline

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    Aug 25th, 2006 (8/25/2006 9:31pm) in reply to xeuphoria

    And the first thing you did was post it on off topic?
  11. Lon420 Lon420 is offline

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    Aug 25th, 2006 (8/25/2006 9:34pm) in reply to OMG_LOL_WTF

    aaaaahhhhhhhhahhahahaha
  12. Cortz Cortz is offline

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    Aug 25th, 2006 (8/25/2006 9:34pm) in reply to Gabovitch

    picssssssssssssss of gf now
  13. wowswift wowswift is offline Fold to cash, skeet to win.

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    Aug 25th, 2006 (8/25/2006 9:35pm) in reply to Gabovitch

    gabovitch is onto something. this thread is rigged
  14. dblock112 dblock112 is offline

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    Aug 25th, 2006 (8/25/2006 9:35pm) in reply to Cortz



    THIS IS HIS NEW GF.....ITS FROM MY CELL PHONE...it was from her birthday party.....

    Be Nice she has a great personality!
  15. SaulGood SaulGood is offline SPAGETT

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    Aug 25th, 2006 (8/25/2006 9:39pm) in reply to wowswift

    she doesnt even give you head when she s on the rag? there is absolutely no point in having a girlfriend if this is the case
     
  16. SchruteRules SchruteRules is offline

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    Aug 25th, 2006 (8/25/2006 9:42pm) in reply to dblock112

    So you have a pic of his gf on your cell phone that she used on her myspace?
  17. FouTight FouTight is offline international super spy

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    Aug 25th, 2006 (8/25/2006 9:43pm) in reply to Artiecat

    Sir, you have just been ATRTIE-OWNED
    730 
  18. wowswift wowswift is offline Fold to cash, skeet to win.

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    Aug 25th, 2006 (8/25/2006 9:43pm) in reply to SchruteRules

    lol that and she likes to eat, she should be slobbin the knob

    lol nice edit
  19. coll28 coll28 is offline

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    Aug 25th, 2006 (8/25/2006 9:45pm) in reply to xeuphoria

    LOL - - - i spit beer all over the place when i saw this topic.
  20. dblock112 dblock112 is offline

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    Aug 25th, 2006 (8/25/2006 9:53pm) in reply to coll28

    WHEN SHE IS ON THE RAG....REFER TO THIS
  21. DexterCain DexterCain is offline

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    Aug 25th, 2006 (8/25/2006 11:12pm) in reply to OMG_LOL_WTF

    lmao @ 'her ass aint bleedin is it" LOLOL
  22. dblock112 dblock112 is offline

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    Aug 26th, 2006 (8/26/2006 2:57am) in reply to dblock112

    LMAO
  23. __RazoR__ __RazoR__ is offline

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    Aug 26th, 2006 (8/26/2006 1:43pm) in reply to xeuphoria

    i jacked off on my cat

    he's a male what a fag
  24. betbrett betbrett is offline

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    Aug 26th, 2006 (8/26/2006 3:47pm) in reply to __RazoR__

    She's usless man. Move on.
  25. H DoGG H DoGG is offline

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    Aug 26th, 2006 (8/26/2006 9:35pm) in reply to betbrett

    Yeah man..I beat off in front of my dog once. He tickled my nuts mucho.
  26. SluggerWV SluggerWV is offline A picture is worth a thousand words.

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    Aug 26th, 2006 (8/26/2006 9:44pm) in reply to DexterCain

    lol
  27. Sweetness777 Sweetness777 is online now Prefers Dark Meat

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    Aug 26th, 2006 (8/26/2006 10:21pm) in reply to H DoGG

    i once shit on a girls back, then fucked her doggy style for natural lubricant.
  28. nomo4life nomo4life is offline

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    Aug 26th, 2006 (8/26/2006 11:49pm) in reply to Sweetness777

    What bout jerkin off into her mouth?
  29. Lon420 Lon420 is offline

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    Aug 26th, 2006 (8/26/2006 11:55pm) in reply to xeuphoria

    i hate to break it to ya, but she wanted u to jack it cuz she was sore from the day before when i pounded her walls in
  30. aces4free aces4free is offline

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    Aug 27th, 2006 (8/27/2006 2:12am) in reply to xeuphoria

    lol at ^^^
    PAWN3D
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