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  1. eastontracks eastontracks is offline

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    Mar 4th, 2009 (3/4/2009 9:49pm)

    one of my roomate's comes home to grill burgers, but only brings enough to make it for him, his g/f, some other friend and another roomate. i mean im hungry too dammit. so yeah, makes burgers but only 4 patties? lamesauce.
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    Mar 4th, 2009 (3/4/2009 9:50pm) in reply to eastontracks

    is he caucasian? no offense to all my whiteys, but mexicans bring enough food for weeks when they cook
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    Mar 4th, 2009 (3/4/2009 9:50pm) in reply to eastontracks

    Get the hint
     
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    Mar 4th, 2009 (3/4/2009 9:50pm) in reply to eastontracks

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    Mar 4th, 2009 (3/4/2009 9:50pm) in reply to Blackout4

     
    Originally Posted by Blackout4 View Post

    Get the hint

    lol
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    Mar 4th, 2009 (3/4/2009 9:52pm) in reply to towman1

    yeah he is white. i was going to mention that too, but was afraid of saying so. yes, im mexican so im used to people cooking and have lots leftover. but white people are so damn frugal when it comes to food i swear.
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    Mar 4th, 2009 (3/4/2009 9:52pm) in reply to eastontracks

    Your roomate sucks.
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    Mar 4th, 2009 (3/4/2009 9:54pm) in reply to eastontracks

     
    Originally Posted by eastontracks View Post

    yeah he is white. i was going to mention that too, but was afraid of saying so. yes, im mexican so im used to people cooking and have lots leftover. but white people are so damn frugal when it comes to food i swear.

    watch out for all the E-thugs

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    Mar 4th, 2009 (3/4/2009 10:06pm) in reply to eastontracks

     
    Originally Posted by eastontracks View Post

    one of my roomate's comes home to grill burgers, but only brings enough to make it for him, his g/f, some other friend and another roomate. i mean im hungry too dammit. so yeah, makes burgers but only 4 patties? lamesauce.

    Who the fuck grills burgers and only makes 1 per person in the first place? Let me guess they made a big ol salad to go along with it? Fuck em they were prolly veggie burgers anyways.
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    Mar 4th, 2009 (3/4/2009 10:07pm) in reply to Blackout4

     
    Originally Posted by Blackout4 View Post

    Get the hint

    lollll
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    Mar 4th, 2009 (3/4/2009 10:08pm) in reply to eastontracks

     
    Originally Posted by eastontracks View Post

    yeah he is white. i was going to mention that too, but was afraid of saying so. yes, im mexican so im used to people cooking and have lots leftover. but white people are so damn frugal when it comes to food i swear.

    hey man.. dont lump us all in one group.

    In my old apartment we used to grill outside. We would have extra burgers, and we would give them to whoever else was out on the block at that time.
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    Mar 4th, 2009 (3/4/2009 10:10pm) in reply to eastontracks

    this is a dick move by your roommate, poison him
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    Mar 4th, 2009 (3/4/2009 10:12pm) in reply to eastontracks

    Tomorrow night, i say you come home with a nice fresh pizza and ask said roomate if he wants any.

    When he says yes... lick the entire thing and sit it on the counter.
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    Mar 4th, 2009 (3/4/2009 10:16pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    Tomorrow night, i say you come home with a nice fresh pizza and ask said roomate if he wants any.

    When he says yes... lick the entire thing and sit it on the counter.

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL WINNER!!!!!!
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    Mar 4th, 2009 (3/4/2009 10:18pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    Tomorrow night, i say you come home with a nice fresh pizza and ask said roomate if he wants any.

    When he says yes... lick the entire thing and sit it on the counter.

    I wouldn't even ask his ass. I would just eat it right in front of him and offert the other roomies and not him.
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    Mar 4th, 2009 (3/4/2009 10:20pm) in reply to Stynsty71

     
    Originally Posted by Stynsty71 View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    Tomorrow night, i say you come home with a nice fresh pizza and ask said roomate if he wants any.

    When he says yes... lick the entire thing and sit it on the counter.

    I wouldn't even ask his ass. I would just eat it right in front of him and offert the other roomies and not him.

    I would just eat and whatever I didnt finish Id throw out....Yea Im a dick.
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    Mar 4th, 2009 (3/4/2009 10:21pm) in reply to eastontracks

    i would fuck his g\f. It would be so easy, if you live with him you know his flaws and what she hates. Put some emphasis on those flaws and talk to her about them and just let her know you dont do those things...next time he passes out when hes to drunk she will come into your room for sex. 100%.
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    Mar 4th, 2009 (3/4/2009 10:39pm) in reply to heavyj80

     
    Originally Posted by heavyj80 View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Blackout4 View Post


    Get the hint

    lollll

    lolz
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    Mar 4th, 2009 (3/4/2009 10:41pm) in reply to eastontracks

    deff. must do the pizza licking thing
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    Mar 4th, 2009 (3/4/2009 11:42pm) in reply to goatmeal1

    Bring home two hookers and don't offer him a taste. Ask if he has seen the ketchup around then take bottle into bedroom with the hookers and close the door.
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    Mar 5th, 2009 (3/5/2009 12:00am) in reply to skisteve

    my roommate is always with his chick and is rarely home (shows up 1 or 2 days a week). he knew i was home too as he saw my car. i'm over it. i went to the gym to cool off and came back home and made a sandwich and drank the cokes they bought earlier. i will definitely do the pizza deal, hah, that's awesome.
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    Mar 5th, 2009 (3/5/2009 12:39am) in reply to eastontracks

     
    Originally Posted by eastontracks View Post

    drank the cokes they bought earlier

    maybe this is why he only gets enough for himself/his friends - maybe he was trying to make a point that he doesn't feel like paying for your shit
  23. eastontracks eastontracks is offline

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    Mar 5th, 2009 (3/5/2009 12:41am) in reply to pigalet42

    calm down pussy cat, that was my only revenge. i'm no moocher.
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    Mar 5th, 2009 (3/5/2009 12:43am) in reply to eastontracks

     
    Originally Posted by eastontracks View Post

    i'm no moocher.

    sorry, but you claim this after getting all holy pissed that your roommie didn't buy you dinner and cook it for you just because he was doing it for himself and the friends he invited over...
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    Mar 5th, 2009 (3/5/2009 12:49am) in reply to pigalet42

    he brought food for my other roommate also. i'm just saying, i'f im going to grill burgers outside one night, i'm not going to make just 4 patties lol. it's kind of absurd imo.
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    Mar 5th, 2009 (3/5/2009 12:50am) in reply to eastontracks

     
    Originally Posted by eastontracks View Post

    he brought food for my other roommate also. i'm just saying, i'f im going to grill burgers outside one night, i'm not going to make just 4 patties lol. it's kind of absurd imo.

    oh snap! that's different - he just doesn't like you - ouch :(
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    Mar 5th, 2009 (3/5/2009 12:53am) in reply to ZRobsUSC

     
    Originally Posted by ZRobsUSC View Post

    this is a dick move by your roommate, poison him

    looooooool
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    Mar 5th, 2009 (3/5/2009 1:00am) in reply to skisteve

     
    Originally Posted by skisteve View Post

    Bring home two hookers and don't offer him a taste. Ask if he has seen the ketchup around then take bottle into bedroom with the hookers and close the door.

    hoookers ftw!
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