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small mammals can run away for a few yards but die pretty quickly. You smushed his ass. Don't feel bad, though. A local dog will chew him up and it'll be like he never existed. (except of course to the fuzzy tailed squirrel family you destroyed).
Cheer up, BC! :)
EDIT: You were speeding, weren't you? I'd pm Murd, but I think it would just get forwarded to you - letting your negligence destroy a sentient squirrel being and all. -
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I just killed a huge fucking spider in my back yard and don't feel a bit bad about it. Third huge one in the last two weeks. I have never seen more HUGE spiders since I moved here.
Squirrels are so fucking dumb though. They run right in front of your car all the time. It's not like you are going to cause an accident to avoid them. -
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Just means more mosquito bites for you in the coming months!!Originally Posted by rocket5
I just killed a huge fucking spider in my back yard and don't feel a bit bad about it. Third huge one in the last two weeks. I have never seen more HUGE spiders since I moved here.
Squirrels are so fucking dumb though. They run right in front of your car all the time. It's not like you are going to cause an accident to avoid them. -
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Better order the tiny instruments from Switzerland ASAP...
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dumb northerners...Originally Posted by kidrockin
mosquitos are already frozen here
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no i wasn't speeding, i was probably going like 20-25, but my street is really narrow and he dashed into the road before i could stop, then when i did try to stop i think it made me hit him more because my car sort of hovered over him or something, it was terrible.Originally Posted by cdmalgee
small mammals can run away for a few yards but die pretty quickly. You smushed his ass. Don't feel bad, though. A local dog will chew him up and it'll be like he never existed. (except of course to the fuzzy tailed squirrel family you destroyed).
Cheer up, BC! :)
EDIT: You were speeding, weren't you? I'd pm Murd, but I think it would just get forwarded to you - letting your negligence destroy a sentient squirrel being and all. -
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Ya the frost should be here soon. I just didn't want the thing coming in my house. I don't like spiders at all.Originally Posted by JRoth15
Just means more mosquito bites for you in the coming months!!
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haha I hear ya...I don't mind them, so I normally let them do their thing if they're outside.Originally Posted by rocket5
Ya the frost should be here soon. I just didn't want the thing coming in my house. I don't like spiders at all.
Inside is a different story...the g/f freaks out, so they have to die.
lol dieOriginally Posted by kidrockin
bite me redneck
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This is a TRUE STORY! and will probably be stolen from me and wind up in a sitcom.
My sister is a animal lover. she has owned dogs, cats, rats, ferrets, fish, rabbits, snakes, gecikos, guneia pigs, a actual pig, hamsters, gerbils...etc.
Shes with a new potentional boyfriend and for whatver reason i'm in the car with them. the boyfriend is driving and we are somewhere in delaware near PA border.
Anyway. we are in the woods and whoosh out pops a squirril. THUMP THUMP! my sister is freaking out and is all upset when literally no more then 1000 feet down the road out pops a rabbit THUMP THUMP!. now my sister is hysterical and is like OMGOMGOMG and then out pops mr. raccoon. well he was actually just sitting there and we all saw him 1st but boyfriend makes no attempt to avoid him THUMP THUMP! my sister cried the rest of the trip
dont remember boyfriends name but the relationship didnt last -
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i killed one 2 weeks ago....see you in hell
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I have a story that wins all "i hit an animal" stories.
First of all, I wasnt involved in this, but 3 of my friends were and I still cant believe that did this as it is quite disturbing.
It was about 6-7 years ago and my 2 friends, and the one kids brother were driving home from some party. They were drunk and ended up hitting a deer with their bronco.
Instead of driving away, they pulled over to find the thing. It was injured and they proceeded to beat it to death with their bare hands. They were punching it, kicking it, and one of them ever stabbed the thing with one of its broken antlers. Their clothes and shirts were stained with blood and they said it was making that weird deer groan as they beat it to death.
After sobering up and realizing what they did they felt absolutely horrible, but still... thats some fucked up shit. -
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ugh that sucks BC :( my ex used to buggg out on me b/c i would swerve/stop short/whatever i had to do to avoid squirrels, rabbits, raccoons, cats, etc
shit happens, sometimes you can't do anything to avoid it
smoke a 1/4oz in an L (lol) and try not to think bout it <3 -
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Oh man that reminds me. My buddy and I drove out to Foxwoods(probably 7 years ago.) It's about an hour and half drive and we took his car. I told him I wouldn't drink and I would drive home. So anyways I am driving his car down RTE. 2 going towards the highway to Providence. It's a very narrow street and not well lit. Out of nowhere a deer starts racing alongside the car gets caught up in the front right tire before I even knew what was going on. It would not have been safe to swerve or stop. What are you gonna do? My buddy's car had mad damage but it was nobody's fault but the deers.
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Joined: Mar 06Sep 28th, 2009 (9/28/2009 7:08pm) in reply to AnonymousX
LOL.Originally Posted by tsxxx04
ugh that sucks BC :( my ex used to buggg out on me b/c i would swerve/stop short/whatever i had to do to avoid squirrels, rabbits, raccoons, cats, etc
shit happens, sometimes you can't do anything to avoid it
smoke a 1/4oz in an L (lol) and try not to think bout it <3
Ya it is definitely not safe to swerve and stop short. -
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wow, someone added that hand in there right? I've never even noticed it before.
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Joined: Dec 08Sep 28th, 2009 (9/28/2009 7:13pm) in reply to rocket5
i nailed a squirrel on my way to work one morning in Florida and i stopped to see if i hit it. yeah it was flopping around brutally..i was late to work so i went on ahead..
also in high school i hit 2 pigeons at the same time with my car. feathers everywhere it was kinda pretty sweet -
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I hit a squirrel once. Bounced around the wheel well, then got launched out of there. Never have I seen a squirrel get launched as high as that little guy did. me.
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Joined: May 06Sep 28th, 2009 (9/28/2009 7:17pm) in reply to rocket5
<3 the 1/4 oz blunt comment, made me lol
yeah, i'm really bad about stopping for animals, but i'll do anything i can to avoid hitting them.
i live in a very animal friendly area. you never know what you might see - one day it was a mama duck and like 6 little baby ducks on the side of the highway waddling along. i've seen many people from the island stop and direct traffic around baby animals or lost dogs - it's quite nice really. -
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Joined: Feb 06Sep 28th, 2009 (9/28/2009 7:21pm) in reply to BlufferChic
About 5 years ago I was driving to work going about 50 or so when a deer jumped in front of my car, A Jeep Grand Cherokee. It was a heavily wooded area, I didnt even see him until he was right in front of me, I didnt even get to the brakes. I hit this sumbitch so hard that I literally knocked the shit out of him. There was deer poop stuck to the side of my car.
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Joined: May 06Sep 28th, 2009 (9/28/2009 7:24pm) in reply to BlufferChic
dramatization of blufferchic's incident.
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That was truly disturbing to read. OT is depressing today :(
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Joined: Jul 07Sep 28th, 2009 (9/28/2009 7:52pm) in reply to BlufferChic
squirrel kinda tastes like chicken but its not worth cleaning them for the amount of meat you get off of them.
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Joined: May 06Sep 28th, 2009 (9/28/2009 7:53pm) in reply to Lameass_
PM paranoidandroidOriginally Posted by Lameass_
squirrel kinda tastes like chicken but its not worth cleaning them for the amount of meat you get off of them.
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