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I was just robbed.

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  1. OneM24 OneM24 is offline beer pong champion

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    Apr 11th, 2009 (4/11/2009 1:21pm)

    Sometime in the last hour.

    There is a fridge in the garage, which always has at least a case of beer inside. As many of you know, I am staying at my sister's house at the moment as I just got up to Virginia and began my job.

    There is a Border Collie who lives here, and they always leave the garage coor about 3 feet from the floor during the day so that the dog can go in and out and has free reign of the yard. Fucking dog didn't even bark.

    I went outside to get my first beer at about 11:55 before my tournament started. It was breaktime, and I went out to get another. I had a few beers from the last case left on the top shelf, and my brother in law had half a case of bud, and I had a full unopened case of icehouse in there as well. I went back to get a beer, and the half case, and my full case of icehouse were both gone.

    My brother in law said he thought he had some beer taken out of the fridge around Thanksgiving time last year, but he wasn't sure. Well, I'm sure! I'll go buy another case tonight, and I'm going to setup the trailcam in the garage facing the door. I really hope these fuckers come back. I'm going to wire the cam with an alarm device so it goes off when the cam kicks on as well. When I catch whoever is robbing us, it's going to be a bad day for them. There's at least 3 charges I can throw at them when caught.

    Fuck thiefs!
  2. Tim Lock Tim Lock is offline

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    Apr 11th, 2009 (4/11/2009 1:23pm) in reply to OneM24

    Icehouse? The robber was doing you a favor.
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    Apr 11th, 2009 (4/11/2009 1:23pm) in reply to OneM24

    I'm 2 hungover to read all of that but that sux
  4. Bong BrOke Bong BrOke is offline need new bong

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    Apr 11th, 2009 (4/11/2009 1:26pm) in reply to kinsse

    lol think of the joy those kids are having right now though...some of my friends used to hit up peoples backyard bars when we were lil gits.
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    Apr 11th, 2009 (4/11/2009 1:27pm) in reply to kinsse

    fuckin kids
     
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    Apr 11th, 2009 (4/11/2009 1:29pm) in reply to OneM24

    get a lock on the fridge
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    Apr 11th, 2009 (4/11/2009 1:30pm) in reply to Bong BrOke

    I buy Molson Olde Style, or Pilsner as some call it. I can go to a house party, drink some beer, and forget my remaining beer in the fridge, and be able to return a few days later and it will still be there. Acquire a taste for cheap beer, that noone drinks, then you may find it does not get stolen. Zimas in the fridge might survive a thief?
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    Apr 11th, 2009 (4/11/2009 1:33pm) in reply to OneM24

    Are border collies considered a guard dog for property? I know that collies are great herding dogs, but not so much about protecting property.

    My chocolate lab is not the dog that I trust to protect my property. I leave that to my dobermain/chow/sheppard mix, and the Shiba Inu.
  9. OneM24 OneM24 is offline beer pong champion

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    Apr 11th, 2009 (4/11/2009 1:35pm) in reply to Bong BrOke

     
    Originally Posted by Bong BrOke View Post

    lol think of the joy those kids are having right now though...some of my friends used to hit up peoples backyard bars when we were lil gits.

    Yeah, it's cool to steal from people's yards...
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    Apr 11th, 2009 (4/11/2009 1:35pm) in reply to OneM24

    It's called garage hopping. Very popular with high school kids. They won't comeback the second time trust me. A lot of my friends used to do it and a few of them got caught. It's the stupidest most inconsiderate thing to do. Don't waste your time trying to set a trap, they shouldn't be dumb enough to hit the same house in one day.
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    Apr 11th, 2009 (4/11/2009 1:37pm) in reply to jesterwords

    My brother has a border collie, and yes they are great herding dogs, but he also barks to no end at anything unusual and is very hyper...so Id think theyd be at least a good alert dog.
  12. OneM24 OneM24 is offline beer pong champion

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    Apr 11th, 2009 (4/11/2009 1:38pm) in reply to Spiltbongwater

    lol, icehouse IS cheap! I got the 24pack case of cans for 11.00
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    Apr 11th, 2009 (4/11/2009 1:39pm) in reply to Shrubbery

    I don't think they will come back today, but it seems like they come on holiday weekends. Bro said it happened thanksgiving, New Year's, and now Easter...so might be college kids home on break or some shit. Either way, bad day if I do catch them.
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    Apr 11th, 2009 (4/11/2009 1:44pm) in reply to OneM24

     
    Originally Posted by OneM24 View Post

    I don't think they will come back today, but it seems like they come on holiday weekends. Bro said it happened thanksgiving, New Year's, and now Easter...so might be college kids home on break or some shit. Either way, bad day if I do catch them.

    srsly, college kids can't find beer elsewhere? Shitty for them
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    Apr 11th, 2009 (4/11/2009 1:46pm) in reply to Shrubbery

    not sure, but that's the noticable pattern....
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    Apr 11th, 2009 (4/11/2009 1:59pm) in reply to OneM24

    you couldn't have waited 6 more minutes to drink?

    such alcholisments
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    Apr 11th, 2009 (4/11/2009 2:01pm) in reply to imhooks

    it was 5 o'clock somewhere.
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    Apr 11th, 2009 (4/11/2009 2:36pm) in reply to imhooks

     
    Originally Posted by imhooks View Post

    you couldn't have waited 6 more minutes to drink?

    such alcholisments

    his eyes were open that calls for fair game drinking at any hour
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    Apr 11th, 2009 (4/11/2009 2:58pm) in reply to Tim Lock

    I don't know why, but icehouse was always considered to be high quality beer to us....40 of icehouse is one cheap way to get fucked up quickly.
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    Apr 11th, 2009 (4/11/2009 2:59pm) in reply to Popperhead

    Lower the door enough that they need to crawl under, tight to the ground, have a live feed when the camera comes on, press garage door opener to go down and crush the fucker's back. Malfunction obv....

    Don't fuck with a guy and his beer....even if it is Icehouse.
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    Apr 11th, 2009 (4/11/2009 3:08pm) in reply to OneM24

    gah we used to do this alllll the time in high school... robbed the shit out of infinite garage fridges... never took anything but beer, but I feel so bad nowadays =/

    oneM, wait for a little while before you set them up, chances are they won't come right back...
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  22. H@BB@KUK H@BB@KUK is offline

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    Apr 11th, 2009 (4/11/2009 3:10pm) in reply to OneM24

    when we were like 13 or 14 some old guy always left his garage door open and would get hammered in his lawnchair, when hed go inside, we would run and grab 4-5 beers...miller lite, gross
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    Apr 11th, 2009 (4/11/2009 3:23pm) in reply to H@BB@KUK

    in my neck of the woods this is called garage hopping...

    we used to do it all the fucking time when we were under 16... go have some fun and try to score some brew along the way...

    never got caught and always got alteast a few warm beers out of it...

    was a nice rush tho I miss those days
     
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    Apr 11th, 2009 (4/11/2009 3:37pm) in reply to stackinsideways

    2 shots center mass if it was my garage, then i would drink a beer watching them bleed while the cops come.
     
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    Apr 11th, 2009 (4/11/2009 3:42pm) in reply to OneM24

    Virginia beer bandits FTL...

    was just talking about this with some friends of mine last week... both got robbed of cases of beer in their outside fridge within an hour of being acquired... it's like the little fuckers were on a stakeout...
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    Apr 11th, 2009 (4/11/2009 3:43pm) in reply to AmSlim22

    or you could just get some grosche or other beer with a resealable top and empty about half out- pee to bring back to level and chuckle. if it's straight piss you know the youngsters will attempt to drink it anyway..i would still set up the cam,perhaps send it in to the local news station(not mentioning the pee of course) hilarity will ensure and when the story gets around the neighborhood those kids will be the laughing stock.
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    Apr 11th, 2009 (4/11/2009 3:44pm) in reply to OneM24

    haha. you didn't steal beer as a 15 year old? i have been the victim as well. when my brew was boosted i smiled thinking back to those days.
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    Apr 11th, 2009 (4/11/2009 3:49pm) in reply to Stockage

     
    Originally Posted by Stockage View Post

    haha. you didn't steal beer as a 15 year old? i have been the victim as well. when my brew was boosted i smiled thinking back to those days.

    this. its obv some young kids doing what many of us did when we were younger. hard to hate on them. just lock your shit or buy a 12 pack for them lol
     
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    Apr 11th, 2009 (4/11/2009 3:52pm) in reply to Rocky

    so going into a garage during day is harmless kids having fun and doing it at 2am at nite is rapist, murdering psychopath....
    someone entering your home is dangerous and should be shot, thought that is what we learned. :-)
     
  30. OneM24 OneM24 is offline beer pong champion

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    Apr 11th, 2009 (4/11/2009 4:02pm) in reply to AmSlim22

    Couple things here...

    1. AmSlim22 is being retarded, and I won't reply to his question.

    2. I never stole anything, even beer. I understand they are just some kids trying to boost some brew, but fuck them! lol That shit's mine, and now I have to go back to the store and get more beer. Fuckers took a whole case, plus half my bro's case.

    I'm going to scare the shit out of them when I catch them though.
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