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I kissed a Bridesmaid tonight.....

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  1. djoshaz djoshaz is offline not an Irish DJ

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    Jun 6th, 2008 (6/6/2008 4:38am)

    that's all. 3+ times. I think I liked it? Still came home and had sex with the fiance.

    Please discuss. She is coming to Hawaii with us. Wedding is 5 months from Sunday.

  2. curiousgeorge curiousgeorge is offline baby duck hat

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    Jun 6th, 2008 (6/6/2008 4:40am) in reply to djoshaz

    she is smoking hot! wp
  3. resilient resilient is offline

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    Jun 6th, 2008 (6/6/2008 4:40am) in reply to djoshaz

    when i snap my fingers, you will awake....
     
  4. djoshaz djoshaz is offline not an Irish DJ

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    Jun 6th, 2008 (6/6/2008 4:42am) in reply to resilient

    Ya you wish. I have nothing to lie about, straight up. I've been here long enough for you to know better. It was awesome and she slipped me the tongue.
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    Jun 6th, 2008 (6/6/2008 4:42am) in reply to djoshaz

    Tommy Likey
     
  6. norcalonica norcalonica is offline

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    Jun 6th, 2008 (6/6/2008 4:47am) in reply to Quads420

     
    Originally Posted by Quads420 View Post


    Tommy Likey

    tommy want wingy
     
  7. resilient resilient is offline

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    Jun 6th, 2008 (6/6/2008 4:49am) in reply to djoshaz

    heh, i'm just kidding..... very nice, love those great little moments that become great memories... now fucking bail out on getting married before you become a slave for the rest of your life....
     
  8. djoshaz djoshaz is offline not an Irish DJ

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    Jun 6th, 2008 (6/6/2008 4:51am) in reply to resilient

    lol. I've already been with her 10 years in October. RIDICULOUS imo.

    I've been with 1 woman in my life. Call it what you want, but I love her. Her friend was a nice curveball this evening though. Fuck I wish we could've all 3 come home. sfClose to happening too.
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  9. norcalonica norcalonica is offline

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    Jun 6th, 2008 (6/6/2008 5:02am) in reply to djoshaz

    well now i know that you didnt make out with her, at best open mouth kiss.....lackluster to say the least, but at least you tried. btw 1 woman all your life = guaranteed unhappiness if you ever put a ring on that god for saken beast.
     
  10. djoshaz djoshaz is offline not an Irish DJ

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    Jun 6th, 2008 (6/6/2008 5:05am) in reply to norcalonica

    lawl. I definitely need to lie to impress you obv. Get real.

    el 0h fuckkkking el at God forsaken beast. I'm happy to be getting married finally. It's the right time and I'm glad I waited as long as I did. No rush. I hope you find the happiness that keeps eluding you.
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  11. norcalonica norcalonica is offline

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    Jun 6th, 2008 (6/6/2008 5:14am) in reply to djoshaz

    what just happened?
     
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    Jun 6th, 2008 (6/6/2008 5:21am) in reply to djoshaz

    dude send some of your female friends south plz
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    Jun 6th, 2008 (6/6/2008 5:24am) in reply to djoshaz

    i havnt looked at your profile yet to see your age but ill assume its around 25, sighduck imo, but i digress... happiness doesnt elude me, its stays the fuck out of my way like every other human being that thinks their "happy" when they get married. lololool wait a minute, i remember you now......your the guy thats dating way the fuck out of his league.....nevermind....good luck with your marriage buddy, i hope that your wife is one in a million....from what i remember shes quite a looker, def not a beast, but i do have to laugh at you talking about waiting as long as you did when your obv not a day past 30, like i said 25 ish at best. gl in life, catch you on the boards when the " i cant belive she fucked my best friend george" post cracks off......gday sir
     
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    Jun 6th, 2008 (6/6/2008 5:26am) in reply to norcalonica

    not being funny but ur talking like a 15 year old, wow u got with a girl I stopped getting excited about that when I was 18. If you gave her one that is a different story but slipping the tongue in the gob is nothing next time you'll see her she'll probably say it was a mistake
  15. eastontracks eastontracks is offline

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    Jun 6th, 2008 (6/6/2008 5:32am) in reply to garytheone

    lol @ all the crankies. go to bed.

    cool. you kissed a hottie. rats
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    Jun 6th, 2008 (6/6/2008 5:42am) in reply to eastontracks

    btw that chicks bangin fwiw
     
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    Jun 6th, 2008 (6/6/2008 6:04am) in reply to djoshaz

    Hawt..more pics immediately imo
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    Jun 6th, 2008 (6/6/2008 6:40am) in reply to djoshaz

    I hate to be 'that guy',* but am I the only one here who thinks kissing another person whilst you're in a committed relationship is bad? I'd hate to have a S.O. passionately kiss some other guy.

    I'm not saying this to have a go (don't really care what complete strangers do tbh), more just to see how much of a minority I'm in for thinking this.

    *Obv I don't really care.
  19. norcalonica norcalonica is offline

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    Jun 6th, 2008 (6/6/2008 6:45am) in reply to DJam21

    clearly, truth is, if your fiance doesn't care that you make out with her friend, shes fucking someone you know.......standard imo
     
  20. Autolobotomist Autolobotomist is offline playing air is my style? so what

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    Jun 6th, 2008 (6/6/2008 7:13am) in reply to norcalonica

     
    Originally Posted by norcalonica View Post

    clearly, truth is, if your fiance doesn't care that you make out with her friend, shes fucking someone you know.......standard imo

    ^^This.

    Your girl has no regard for the sanctity of your relationship.

    When you kiss your girl goodnight you are tasting other men's dicks.
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    Jun 6th, 2008 (6/6/2008 8:45am) in reply to DJam21

    I agree, Jam. If you're so happy, why are you making out with her friend?
  22. LeftyMark LeftyMark is offline Boss of Birds

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    Jun 6th, 2008 (6/6/2008 8:52am) in reply to djoshaz

    F the haters. Well played Josh.
  23. Scha Scha is offline Creator of SchaArcade & SchaCam

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    Jun 6th, 2008 (6/6/2008 9:05am) in reply to ECUgirl

    ... and why the fuck are you bragging about it?

    And why are you marrying the girl when you think its cool to mess around with other girls?
  24. pigalet42 pigalet42 is offline

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    Jun 6th, 2008 (6/6/2008 9:07am) in reply to Scha

    I'm with DJam, ecugirl and Scha on this one - wtf?
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    Jun 6th, 2008 (6/6/2008 9:16am) in reply to LeftyMark

    Why does that chick in the pic have white spots all over her face. Oh wait, never mind that's my jizz on the computer screen
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    Jun 6th, 2008 (6/6/2008 11:58am) in reply to djoshaz

    hope ur real proud of urself cheating on ur FIANCE with some random slut when u been with ur fiance for supposedly 10 years, ur a disgrace u dont even have any remorse instead u com here bragging about it
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    Jun 6th, 2008 (6/6/2008 12:05pm) in reply to djoshaz

    how is it possible that all these people have responded to this post, including Scha, and no one has suggested the OBVIOUS.

    muthafuckin' 3some for the muthafuckin' win

    imo
  28. Willywoo Willywoo is offline

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    Jun 6th, 2008 (6/6/2008 12:07pm) in reply to norcalonica

    Why do I think this story is going to have a bad ending?
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    Jun 6th, 2008 (6/6/2008 12:11pm) in reply to Willywoo

    im with lefty on this one.. you guys cant be serious in that he is in the wrong for making out with a hot chick even though hes married? who the fuck wouldnt do that? I fault him for not going farther personally. Man up son, you only live once. Repeat that saying 10x and you will be a better person for it.. Toodles

    Edit - I do fault the OP for braggin about the makeout session though. Nobody wants to hear about the singles you hit in life, now Homeruns is a different ballgame though. Now what are you waiting for, fuck her son! your relationship will grow from it believe it or not, but only if you do it one on one, not threesome. threesome brings troubles to relationships, cheating builds character.
  30. towman1 towman1 is offline

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    Jun 6th, 2008 (6/6/2008 12:12pm) in reply to Willywoo

    Why do I think this story is going to have a bad ending?

    because you are not 12 and been there done that already saw that and got the T-shirt applies to "old people" like me and you
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