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  1. korey729 korey729 is offline

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    Oct 20th, 2009 (10/20/2009 10:37pm)

    Per Slugger's "EPIC congrats thread NSFW"...

    I just posted this in his thread but I thought it was funny so I'm starting my own thread as well.

    I don't check this forum very often anymore but I decided to look at the first couple pages today to see what was going on. Of course I had to check out the Slugger thread because they're always epic.

    As I begin to scan through the pics of gorgeous women I quickly spot one that I know haha. The 2nd pic in Slugger's first post AFTER the OP - the chick with the camo gun and camo gear on - is my ex girlfriend's cousin. And she's actually a hooker in the STL area now. I won't give her real name but her "high class hooker" site is lovelynadia.com

    Just thought that was kinda funny.
  2. ptownbrad ptownbrad is offline his mom sniffed his cock

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    Oct 21st, 2009 (10/21/2009 1:33am) in reply to korey729

    I was impressed.
  3. Moonlight Graham Moonlight Graham is offline

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    Oct 21st, 2009 (10/21/2009 1:35am) in reply to ptownbrad

     
    Originally Posted by ptownbrad View Post

    I was impressed.

    Hey whats up, how's it <STRIKE>hangin </STRIKE> smelling?

    played out?
  4. ericINtheX ericINtheX is offline

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    Oct 21st, 2009 (10/21/2009 1:36am) in reply to korey729

    holy prices
  5. doomed222 doomed222 is offline

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    Oct 21st, 2009 (10/21/2009 1:45am) in reply to Moonlight Graham

     
    Originally Posted by patthecat35 View Post

    Hey whats up, how's it <strike>hangin</strike> smelling?

    played out?

    never, lol
  6. Rocky Rocky is offline

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    Oct 21st, 2009 (10/21/2009 1:45am) in reply to korey729



    Here is the pic to save some searching.

    <span>Q: Why are your donations higher than most girls?</span>
    A: I truly love what I do and Im very good at it, so youll find that all donations are certainly accounted for. I am selective about who I date and I prefer a distinguished gentleman that is only interested in a girl who surpasses the average and donations are not an issue. As the saying goes....You get what you pay for.

    Slut

    <span>Q: Can we get together for first coffee or cocktails to see if we have chemistry?</span>
    A: Absolutely, but the donation rates remain the same.

    lol @ paying this bitch $1200 to go get coffee or cocktails

    <span>As a final note.....</span>
    This is not an offer for prostitution. All donations are for my time and companionship only. Legally, I cannot and will not discuss or agree to any type of solicitation. No fees or tips will be quoted, negotiated, assessed, or collected in exchange for sexual conduct of any kind. Any at tempt to compromise my position on these issues will result in:
    1. Immediate termination of our date,
    2. Forfeiture of all donations,
    3. And end all further contact.
    Anything else that may occur during our time together is a matter of personal choice between two or more consenting adults of legal age.

     
  7. Donkey Kong Donkey Kong is offline it's on like me

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    Oct 21st, 2009 (10/21/2009 1:50am) in reply to Rocky

    Anything else that may occur during our time together is a matter of personal choice between two or more consenting adults of legal age.

    OT split bill and gangbang?
  8. cdmalgee cdmalgee is offline

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    Oct 21st, 2009 (10/21/2009 1:52am) in reply to korey729

    That's happened to me, and slugger couldn't refind the pics. She's my friend's little sister, and I used to ride with her and her brother to school in the morning. She used to bitch about us smoking pot on the way in. After graduating she ended up becoming a bikini model and moving out to Vegas.

    She was also #1 on the FHM hot date of the month a year or two ago. Ended up talking about blowing a dude in a parking garage elevator. I'm sure her brother Kenny loved reading that.
  9. badatook badatook is offline

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    Oct 21st, 2009 (10/21/2009 4:24pm) in reply to korey729

    She doesn't live in STL anymore, I think mostly vegas and california. My wife has met her through one of her friends a few times. Nadia was with another "girl" at the time. I want to say they went to the Regal Beagle in Alton and all the guys were hitting on her. My wife was not impressed with her at all.
  10. smheilbron smheilbron is offline

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    Oct 21st, 2009 (10/21/2009 4:31pm) in reply to korey729

    lol @ payign some chick $800 for an hour. just jerk off and save $$ IMO
  11. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    Oct 21st, 2009 (10/21/2009 4:36pm) in reply to korey729

    so did u fuck her or what?
  12. midmoguy midmoguy is offline

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    Oct 21st, 2009 (10/21/2009 4:47pm) in reply to Rocky

    <span>Q: Can we get together for first coffee or cocktails to see if we have chemistry?</span>
    A: Absolutely, but the donation rates remain the same.

    Who needs chemistry to fuck a whore?
  13. ChocoThunder ChocoThunder is offline

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    Oct 21st, 2009 (10/21/2009 4:51pm) in reply to midmoguy

    me either.....who's in for an OT Midwest 2 hour gangbang. Shotgun Anus
  14. jetsjets1028 jetsjets1028 is offline

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    Oct 21st, 2009 (10/21/2009 4:53pm) in reply to Rocky

     
    Originally Posted by Rocky Of Poker View Post

    <SPAN class=Head>As a final note.....</SPAN>
    This is not an offer for prostitution. All donations are for my time and companionship only. Legally, I cannot and will not discuss or agree to any type of solicitation. No fees or tips will be quoted, negotiated, assessed, or collected in exchange for sexual conduct of any kind. Any at tempt to compromise my position on these issues will result in:
    1. Immediate termination of our date,
    2. Forfeiture of all donations,
    3. And end all further contact.
    Anything else that may occur during our time together is a matter of personal choice between two or more consenting adults of legal age.

    Iced tea on keyboard and co-workers are wondering why.
  15. Forests Forests is offline

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    Oct 21st, 2009 (10/21/2009 4:58pm) in reply to midmoguy

     
    Originally Posted by midmoguy View Post

    <span>Q: Can we get together for first coffee or cocktails to see if we have chemistry?</span>
    A: Absolutely, but the donation rates remain the same.

    Who needs chemistry to fuck a whore?

    chemistry is code for - I want to see what you really look like in person
  16. ntanygd760 ntanygd760 is offline

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    Oct 21st, 2009 (10/21/2009 5:02pm) in reply to Forests

    escorts are awesome, id sell my body if i could
     
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