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I know how your broke city gov. is raising money

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  1. relentless08 relentless08 is offline

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    Dec 13th, 2009 (12/13/2009 3:06pm)

    <title>Enter text here.</title>*thread moved to Off Topic forum by P5s Moderator*

    With city income nose-diving and no way they increase taxes, how do U think your

    city gov. is able to pay it's employees ??

    Imagine this-city reps have a nice little meeting at your local police station and explain

    to the cops they will be laying off 50% of the workforce due to lack of revenue.

    there is however ONE WAY they can ALL KEEP their jobs !!! RUN out the door and

    write three times the tickets U normally write in a month. WATCH OUT-they want to

    give U a ticket or look around and you will see that I'm right.
  2. Donnie2005.2 Donnie2005.2 is offline

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    Dec 13th, 2009 (12/13/2009 3:08pm) in reply to relentless08

    Uh...1st of all- LOL

    secondly, in Lincoln NE, the Police department gets $0000 from all the tickets they write- every dime goes to Lincoln Public Schools
     
  3. TUGreenWave TUGreenWave is offline

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    Dec 13th, 2009 (12/13/2009 3:16pm) in reply to relentless08

  4. karents1012 karents1012 is offline

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    Dec 13th, 2009 (12/13/2009 4:13pm) in reply to relentless08

    One of the following statements is true:

    #1. You're an idiot.
    #2. There are alligators in the sewers.
    #3. I have a bridge to sell you.
  5. HK_MP5N HK_MP5N is offline

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    Dec 13th, 2009 (12/13/2009 5:11pm) in reply to relentless08

    Please tell me this was an awful email forward you received and these are not your personal thoughts, fucking wow.

  6. towman1 towman1 is offline

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    Dec 13th, 2009 (12/13/2009 6:14pm) in reply to karents1012

     
    Originally Posted by karents1012 View Post

    One of the following statements is true:

    #1. You're an idiot.
    #2. There are alligators in the sewers.
    #3. I have a bridge to sell you.

    THERE ARE ALLIGATORS IN THE SEWERS?
  7. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    Dec 13th, 2009 (12/13/2009 6:57pm) in reply to towman1

    so they are out to get me for a new reason now? i thought it was just because i mock them with my speeding. mock them i say! mock!

  8. skisteve skisteve is offline 2008-2009 Thread Killer Champ

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    Dec 13th, 2009 (12/13/2009 6:57pm) in reply to skisteve

  9. towman1 towman1 is offline

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    Dec 13th, 2009 (12/13/2009 6:59pm) in reply to skisteve

  10. utterczar utterczar is offline

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    Dec 13th, 2009 (12/13/2009 7:52pm) in reply to towman1

    must be true.... six tickets in the last 4 months....
     
  11. spacemandave spacemandave is offline

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    Dec 13th, 2009 (12/13/2009 7:55pm) in reply to utterczar

    i saw a cop car when i was driving earlier today sooo.....
     
  12. jesterwords jesterwords is offline

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    Dec 13th, 2009 (12/13/2009 7:58pm) in reply to relentless08

     
    Originally Posted by relentless08 View Post


    RUN out the door and write three times the tickets U normally write in a month.

    I disagree as I was let off at a recent traffic stop by a very nice officer.
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