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  1. Admiral Admiral is offline

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    Aug 5th, 2011 (8/5/2011 10:26pm)

    Maybe it's only funny because its Friday and I am going crazy sitting at my desk waiting for my day to end, but this email just came through our inbox

    As part of our family-friendly policies and benefits, we support breastfeeding mothers by providing a lactation room. This room is not to be used for any other purpose such as breaks. The refrigerator and the sink that are in this room are not to be used by anyone other than persons utilizing the room for lactation needs. Any non-conforming products stored in the refrigerator may be disposed of.

    If you have any questions regarding this email, please contact me directly.

    Regards,

    Lori
    Edited By: Admiral Aug 5th, 2011 at 10:26 PM
  2. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Aug 5th, 2011 (8/5/2011 10:30pm) in reply to Admiral

    Lori sounds like a feminist bitch who needs a good treatment from OT... Link us!!!
  3. d1am0ndc d1am0ndc is offline

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    Aug 5th, 2011 (8/5/2011 10:30pm) in reply to Niceguy



    Edited By: d1am0ndc Aug 5th, 2011 at 10:31 PM
  4. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Aug 5th, 2011 (8/5/2011 10:31pm) in reply to Admiral

    that sound you just heard was bfactor climbing into the walls of that room
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    Aug 5th, 2011 (8/5/2011 10:31pm) in reply to Niceguy

     
    Originally Posted by Niceguy View Post

    Lori sounds like a feminist bitch who needs a good treatment from OT... Link us!!!

    name was obviously changed to protect the innocent
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  6. saxman saxman is online now

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    Aug 5th, 2011 (8/5/2011 10:37pm) in reply to Admiral

    i fully support lactating moms - the room should be monitored by cameras to ensure they aren't being taken advantage of
  7. SpankyHamm SpankyHamm is online now

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    Aug 5th, 2011 (8/5/2011 10:41pm) in reply to saxman

    Kinda related, but the lady who works in front of me just came back from having her first kid. Two other mothers came over to say hi and they proceeded to have a 20 minute discussion on lactation issues and baby diarrhea. Oh, and we have a lactation room in our office so that women can pump in privacy.
     
  8. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Aug 5th, 2011 (8/5/2011 10:44pm) in reply to Admiral

     
    Originally Posted by Admiral View Post

    name was obviously changed to protect the innocent

    like ot would actually do anything... ahem
  9. pigalet42 pigalet42 is offline

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    Aug 5th, 2011 (8/5/2011 10:56pm) in reply to norcaljeff

     
    Originally Posted by norcaljeff View Post

    that sound you just heard was bfactor climbing into the walls of that room

    Hahaha
  10. krispycream krispycream is online now

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    Aug 6th, 2011 (8/6/2011 12:52am) in reply to Admiral

    sounds like you work for the gov. we have that and also now a "meditation room" open to all religions.
  11. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    Aug 6th, 2011 (8/6/2011 12:57am) in reply to krispycream

    youre job gets better every day
  12. TheWhitePele TheWhitePele is offline

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    Aug 6th, 2011 (8/6/2011 12:58am) in reply to Lameass_

    Ask to go on a lactation awareness course
  13. dolphin13 dolphin13 is offline OT Vice MVP

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    Aug 6th, 2011 (8/6/2011 1:10am) in reply to TheWhitePele

    Things could be worse for you admiral. Milk could be coming from your breasts
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