Check out our brand new Local Poker Communities! Get updates and interact with poker players in your area.
Visit the United States Poker Community | Visit the California Poker Community | Read more about the Launch of P5s Local

I made out with Britney Spears w/pics!

Reply to Thread
  1. jeffboski jeffboski is offline

    Las Vegas, NV
    United States

    Posts: 1,586
    Joined: Dec 05

    Dec 16th, 2008 (12/16/2008 6:14pm)

    So I am at the cafeteria enjoying my lunch when Britney sits down one seat to my right and starts eating. No security, no paparazzi, which I thought was strange.
    I am nervous to even look at her but when I do I notice that she looks depressed.
    I look at her again and she looks and me and gives me this little innocent smile. The next thing you know we are talking about random stuff. About five minutes go by and she gets up and sits on my lap facing away form me. I wrap my arms around her and she leans back and touches her lips to mine. To say this a great feeling would be an understatement.

    After of few minutes of kissing and light groping, I start hoping that someone is taking a picture of this so I can prove it to my boys just incase this is a one time thing.

    Right as this thought is going through my head, my cell rings and its Clay. I reluctantly answer it with Britney still on my lap. Clay tells me his flight lands at 8:10pm so I gatta be there to pick him up. No problem I say but I tell him I have to go. I hang up and I am stuck laying in my bed hating Clay for ruining my most realistic dream ever.
     
  2. ihaterats ihaterats is offline

    Anonymous Proxy

    Posts: 18,088
    Joined: Oct 05

    Dec 16th, 2008 (12/16/2008 6:17pm) in reply to jeffboski

    What flavor did you smoke today sir?
  3. goofy2485 goofy2485 is online now This thread sucks.

    Tucson, AZ
    United States

    Posts: 9,180
    Joined: Mar 07

    Dec 16th, 2008 (12/16/2008 6:18pm) in reply to jeffboski

    I think the real brag here is about clay having your number.
  4. Bong BrOke Bong BrOke is offline need new bong

    Fort Lauderdale, FL
    United States

    Posts: 6,782
    Joined: Nov 06

    Dec 16th, 2008 (12/16/2008 6:19pm) in reply to goofy2485

    OMG details plz...what was she eating?
  5. LeftyMark LeftyMark is offline Boss of Birds

    MA
    United States

    Posts: 22,782
    Joined: Jan 07

    Dec 16th, 2008 (12/16/2008 6:20pm) in reply to goofy2485

  6. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

    San Francisco, CA
    United States

    Posts: 36,709
    Joined: Sep 07

    Dec 16th, 2008 (12/16/2008 6:20pm) in reply to jeffboski

    better go to the clinic, j.i.c.
  7. chatterbox09 chatterbox09 is offline

    Las Vegas, NV
    United States

    Posts: 2,112
    Joined: Oct 06

    Dec 16th, 2008 (12/16/2008 6:20pm) in reply to goofy2485

    <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><H4 class=P5_PostHeader> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR vAlign=center><TD vAlign=top align=left rowSpan=2> </TD><TD align=left colSpan=2><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>Re:I made out with Britney Spears w/pics! </TD><TD vAlign=center align=right>In reply to </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR><TR><TD align=left>By goofy2485 on 12-16-2008 6:18 PM </TD><TD align=right>Reply Quote </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></H4> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR vAlign=top><TD class=P5_PostContent><TABLE height="100%" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=ForumPostContentText>I think the real brag here is about clay having your number.
    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

    It would be strange for roommates not to have one another's #'s.
  8. whaler55 whaler55 is offline

    Alpharetta, GA
    United States

    Posts: 1,675
    Joined: May 06

    Dec 16th, 2008 (12/16/2008 6:21pm) in reply to jeffboski



    Leave jeffboski alone...
  9. goofy2485 goofy2485 is online now This thread sucks.

    Tucson, AZ
    United States

    Posts: 9,180
    Joined: Mar 07

    Dec 16th, 2008 (12/16/2008 6:22pm) in reply to chatterbox09

     
    Originally Posted by chatterbox09 View Post

    <table width="100%" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td><h4> <table width="100%" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr valign="center"><td rowspan="2" valign="top" align="left"> </td><td colspan="2" align="left"><table width="100%" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td>Re:I made out with Britney Spears w/pics! </td><td valign="center" align="right">In reply to </td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr><tr><td align="left">By goofy2485 on 12-16-2008 6:18 PM </td><td align="right">Reply Quote </td></tr></tbody></table></h4> <table width="100%" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr valign="top"><td><table width="100%" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="100%"><tbody><tr><td>I think the real brag here is about clay having your number.
    </td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table>

    It would be strange for roommates not to have one another's #'s.

    Well fuck me. My dumb ass learns something every day.
  10. smiley69_300 smiley69_300 is offline

    Hanover, IN
    United States

    Posts: 2,089
    Joined: Jan 08

    Dec 16th, 2008 (12/16/2008 6:25pm) in reply to ihaterats

    Good job clay. You ruined this mans wet dream.
  11. TMLMS13 TMLMS13 is online now

    Waterloo
    Canada

    Posts: 15,983
    Joined: Dec 05

    Dec 16th, 2008 (12/16/2008 6:35pm) in reply to jeffboski

    pics of you w/ Britney req

    PS how much money did you take from her on the table
  12. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

    WI
    United States

    Posts: 15,110
    Joined: Jul 07

    Dec 16th, 2008 (12/16/2008 6:59pm) in reply to jeffboski

    your dreaming about briten yspears?

    welcome to 8 years ago when she was actually hot.

    fail.
  13. macleod51 macleod51 is offline

    Las Vegas, NV
    United States

    Posts: 3,164
    Joined: Aug 06

    Dec 16th, 2008 (12/16/2008 7:24pm) in reply to Lameass_



    helluva brag
  14. rocksolid124 rocksolid124 is offline

    Denham Springs, LA
    United States

    Posts: 9,351
    Joined: Sep 06

    Dec 16th, 2008 (12/16/2008 9:19pm) in reply to jeffboski

    In dreamland, I hear you don't get a massive itch downstairs afterwards.
  15. darkpoker12 darkpoker12 is offline

    Irvine, CA
    United States

    Posts: 13,530
    Joined: Jan 07

    Dec 16th, 2008 (12/16/2008 9:21pm) in reply to rocksolid124

    Didn't someone try this joke a few weeks ago?
  16. Mr_BigQueso Mr_BigQueso is offline

    Melbourne
    Australia

    Posts: 6,132
    Joined: Mar 07

    Dec 16th, 2008 (12/16/2008 10:23pm) in reply to jeffboski

    proud of u bucko. took clays phonecall to bring the event to a premature end instead of......other factors.
    572 1
Reply to Thread

Similar Threads