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  1. jusfoldf1sh jusfoldf1sh is offline

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    May 28th, 2011 (5/28/2011 8:18pm)

    so last night i got woke up by my dog, she was barking/screaming like i have never heard her before. I keep her outside at night for a few different reasons . I had went and played paintball yesterday so my gun was on the bar so i grabbed it and went outside to see what the fuck was going on. when i got outside my mind was totally fucked by what i saw.

    There was a dude mounting my fucking dog right in my back yard!?!?!?

    the first thing i could think to do was unload my paintball gun (loaded almost to the top) on this motherfucker. so i did. i have a automatic gun so i think i shot about 1-200 paintballs at this crackhead fuck. he was screaming like a lil bitch as he ran and jumped the back gate and was gone.


    now my question is should i take my dog to the vet?

    my poor dog got raped...wtf?!?!?!


    here is a pic of what she is, closest i could find


  2. Werglum Werglum is offline

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    May 28th, 2011 (5/28/2011 8:19pm) in reply to jusfoldf1sh

    um... wow
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    May 28th, 2011 (5/28/2011 8:20pm) in reply to Werglum

    not sure if serious/real
  4. Donkey Kong Donkey Kong is offline it's on like me

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    May 28th, 2011 (5/28/2011 8:22pm) in reply to curiousgeorge

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    May 28th, 2011 (5/28/2011 8:22pm) in reply to Donkey Kong

    Holy shit, that's all I got
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    May 28th, 2011 (5/28/2011 8:23pm) in reply to Admiral

    if this is real, there's no shot that fucker makes it out of my yard

    if this is a level, you should consult a counselor
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    May 28th, 2011 (5/28/2011 8:25pm) in reply to jusfoldf1sh

     
    Originally Posted by jusfoldf1sh View Post

  8. jusfoldf1sh jusfoldf1sh is offline

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    May 28th, 2011 (5/28/2011 8:26pm) in reply to Moonlight Graham

    it is all to real, and i didn't grab my pistol b/c i really didn't know wtf was going on and i didn't think i was going to need my real gun.

    i thought she had hurt herself or some shit, i mean would the first thing that came to your mind if you heard your dog barking/screaming that some crackhead fuck has his dick in your dog!?!?!
    Edited By: jusfoldf1sh May 28th, 2011 at 08:28 PM
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    May 28th, 2011 (5/28/2011 8:27pm) in reply to jusfoldf1sh

     
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    May 28th, 2011 (5/28/2011 8:27pm) in reply to SpankyHamm

    My bad bro, i had a bit too much to drink last night. Wont happen again.
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    May 28th, 2011 (5/28/2011 8:28pm) in reply to sellittojohn

    did u snap call the police? (after hiding the weed obv) Seems like a lot of charges could be filed.
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    May 28th, 2011 (5/28/2011 8:30pm) in reply to Moonlight Graham

    Lucky he made it out of the yard or thread title could be

    "Think I just killed some crackhead whats my play"
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    May 28th, 2011 (5/28/2011 8:31pm) in reply to Popperhead

    why does the guy have to be a crackhead? he might have just been an Aggie...
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    May 28th, 2011 (5/28/2011 8:32pm) in reply to TheWacoKidd

  15. jusfoldf1sh jusfoldf1sh is offline

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    May 28th, 2011 (5/28/2011 8:36pm) in reply to Moonlight Graham

     
    Originally Posted by Moonlight Graham View Post

    did u snap call the police? (after hiding the weed obv) Seems like a lot of charges could be filed.


    yea i called them, they showed up like 30 minutes later, said they had canvased (sp?) the area and did not see anyone...go figure


    what is the vet going to say if i take her? could a human fuck a dog insides up? she is fixed so not worried about that part, i just dont want her shit to be fucked up/hurting

    she is just laying on the couch now, not really acting any different.
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    May 28th, 2011 (5/28/2011 8:36pm) in reply to jusfoldf1sh

    "police how may we help you?"

    "yeah a crackhead was raping my dog so i shot him with my paintball gun 200 times."

    "cool story bro."
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    May 28th, 2011 (5/28/2011 8:37pm) in reply to TheWacoKidd

     
    Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd View Post

    why does the guy have to be a crackhead? he might have just been an Aggie...

    That was kinda ignorant of me he could've easily had a meth habit in which case he's now known in your stories as a tweaker
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    May 28th, 2011 (5/28/2011 8:41pm) in reply to Popperhead

    pretty secksy dog, imo
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    May 28th, 2011 (5/28/2011 8:42pm) in reply to jusfoldf1sh

     
    Originally Posted by jusfoldf1sh View Post

    she is fixed so not worried about that part,

    what, exactly, are you not worried about here?
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    May 28th, 2011 (5/28/2011 8:43pm) in reply to playwithfire05

    Instead of shooting him you shouldve joined in.
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    May 28th, 2011 (5/28/2011 8:43pm) in reply to NechitaCC

    At least the bitch wont be pregnant. Phew.
    Edited By: skisteve May 28th, 2011 at 08:44 PM
    Reason: nm only read one page. sigh. horse herpes?
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    May 28th, 2011 (5/28/2011 8:44pm) in reply to skisteve

    How hard is it to find a guy covered in paint and welts? Go find him.

    Should def take her to the vet. The vet could also alert their other clients/neighborhood.
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    May 28th, 2011 (5/28/2011 8:45pm) in reply to playwithfire05

     
    Originally Posted by playwithfire05 View Post

    what, exactly, are you not worried about here?


    him fucking her up to the point she couldn't have babies
    Edited By: jusfoldf1sh May 28th, 2011 at 08:45 PM
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    May 28th, 2011 (5/28/2011 8:46pm) in reply to jusfoldf1sh

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    May 28th, 2011 (5/28/2011 8:48pm) in reply to SmokeyCasinos

    Worst thing you could do was post a picture of your dog. Also, wtf?
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    May 28th, 2011 (5/28/2011 8:48pm) in reply to Norhas00

  27. jusfoldf1sh jusfoldf1sh is offline

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    May 28th, 2011 (5/28/2011 8:48pm) in reply to Moonlight Graham

     
    Originally Posted by Moonlight Graham View Post

    How hard is it to find a guy covered in paint and welts? Go find him.

    Should def take her to the vet. The vet could also alert their other clients/neighborhood.


    i was going to go after him but the old lady was freaking the fuck out, didn't want me to leave her alone in case he wanted to rape a human next

    after the top-notch city cop came buy, i rode around but it was to late then and i didn't see shit



    smokey, ur just evil lol
    Edited By: jusfoldf1sh May 28th, 2011 at 08:49 PM
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  28. Popperhead Popperhead is offline

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    May 28th, 2011 (5/28/2011 8:48pm) in reply to SmokeyCasinos

     
    Originally Posted by SmokeyCasinos View Post

    Thought Donkey kong might suggest this
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    May 28th, 2011 (5/28/2011 8:50pm) in reply to Popperhead

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  30. kiro15 kiro15 is offline

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    May 28th, 2011 (5/28/2011 8:50pm) in reply to Moonlight Graham

    can't remember a time where I've played paintball and both filled my hopper with paint and loaded the C02 AFTER I was done playing...
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