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I might have swine flu

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  1. towman1 towman1 is offline

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    May 2nd, 2009 (5/2/2009 1:17am)

    I passed a BBQ place today and I burst into tears

    I feel a serious kinship with a pack of bacon in the fridge

    it's 1:15 am est and i have a huge sudden urge to go outside and make love in a mudpuddle

    (I bet this one is going to be hard to satisfy) anybody else have the same urge as me?
  2. threeven threeven is offline

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    May 2nd, 2009 (5/2/2009 1:18am) in reply to towman1

    Just ate a BLT
    2
  3. -AG- -AG- is offline

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    May 2nd, 2009 (5/2/2009 1:19am) in reply to towman1

  4. pigalet42 pigalet42 is offline

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    May 2nd, 2009 (5/2/2009 1:19am) in reply to threeven

    damn you ppl - now i want bacon
  5. thefuture021 thefuture021 is offline

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    May 2nd, 2009 (5/2/2009 1:19am) in reply to towman1

    post more towman1. no really, post more
  6. SILKY JOHNSON SILKY JOHNSON is offline

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    May 2nd, 2009 (5/2/2009 1:19am) in reply to towman1

    Gonna ask my gf to make me a blt because of you.;
  7. wowswift wowswift is offline Fold to cash, skeet to win.

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    May 2nd, 2009 (5/2/2009 1:20am) in reply to towman1

    are you sure you don't have aids?
  8. Echelon Echelon is offline

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    May 2nd, 2009 (5/2/2009 1:21am) in reply to SILKY JOHNSON

    Please post a lot more.
  9. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is online now Supreme Moderator

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    May 2nd, 2009 (5/2/2009 1:21am) in reply to SILKY JOHNSON

    lol wouldnt swine flu be an upgrade?
     
  10. tmac456 tmac456 is offline

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    May 2nd, 2009 (5/2/2009 1:22am) in reply to Mr. Blonde

    OMG...

    HAHAHAHA
  11. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is online now Supreme Moderator

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    May 2nd, 2009 (5/2/2009 1:24am) in reply to wowswift

    before everyone gets their panties in a bunch, towman knows im joking. u hang one over the plate like that and ima hit it out of the park every time. kinda like if i made a repost
     
  12. wowswift wowswift is offline Fold to cash, skeet to win.

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    May 2nd, 2009 (5/2/2009 1:25am) in reply to Mr. Blonde

    lol yeah i just PM'd him if that was too bad, but i mean, its the perfect set up, im taking it like its my job
  13. heavyj80 heavyj80 is online now

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    May 2nd, 2009 (5/2/2009 1:26am) in reply to wowswift

  14. tmac456 tmac456 is offline

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    May 2nd, 2009 (5/2/2009 1:27am) in reply to wowswift

    lol i was about to start a "don't ban wowswift and mr blonde" petition thread...

    edit: and yes i know blonde is a mod
  15. wowswift wowswift is offline Fold to cash, skeet to win.

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    May 2nd, 2009 (5/2/2009 1:27am) in reply to heavyj80

    now i feel bad cuz i just read the title and not the thread, i thought he rly had the swine

    me = fail
  16. SmokeyCasinos SmokeyCasinos is offline

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    May 2nd, 2009 (5/2/2009 1:28am) in reply to towman1

    <3<3 Tow
  17. Mrs. Robinson Mrs. Robinson is offline frobacca

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    May 2nd, 2009 (5/2/2009 1:30am) in reply to heavyj80

    maybe the Black Bear (Ursus americanus) needs a band aid? too bad they only come in one tone....
  18. UncleLeo UncleLeo is offline

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    May 2nd, 2009 (5/2/2009 1:47am) in reply to Mrs. Robinson

    [img]http://myspace.roflposters.com/images/rofl/myspace/1204852092636.jpg.[roflposters.com].myspace.jpg[/img]
  19. Stockage Stockage is offline

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    May 2nd, 2009 (5/2/2009 3:48am) in reply to towman1

    snickers
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