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Here is the background. I have a friend that we mess with each otherall the time and it is turning into a prank war. It started kind of onaccident when i hid her jacket in her minifridge and forgot about it.She flipped out when she couldn't find it cause it had like $100 cash,her cc's, her bank account number, shit like that. She ended upthrowing a pumpkin at her wall and putting a hole in it and shit. Whenshe found out that her jacket was in the minifridge the whole time shelost it. That was like a week ago. Now I came home from the bar lastnight and all of my shit was duct taped to my walls and my fouton wasduct taped to shit. It took my pledges like 2.5 hours to clean it allup.
What should my retaliation be?
EDIT: I am already fucking her...so i don't want to do anything nasty cause i want to continue. Just need something creative and funny...if I think of an idea I'll let you all know how it went -
kill her, obv
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maybe stop the high school games, and ask her on a date
get her back to the crib...you know the rest. -
i dont do pranks very often or really know of any good ones, all i can think of is have a massive shit in her toilet and dont flush.
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I don't know how my advice will be since I havent acted like that since 2nd or 3rd grade
but you should ask this bitch out and stop pulling stupid shit..or better yet ask your pledges to ask her out for you..or just do something to her car and then when she's cleaning up have a note somewhere she can find it -
shit on her chest?
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find her panties and put icy hot in them
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what a great post.
"jacket in her minifridge" awesome
"pumpkin at her wall and putting a hole in it and shit." awesome
"took my pledges like 2.5 hours to clean it all up." awesome
I'd say upper deck her (shit in the top of the toilet) but since you are obv about to bang maybe something else -
THE UPPER DECKER FTW!!!!!!!!!!
Obviously take a shit in the tank of her toilet, being a chick this will grotesquely freak her out!!! No way she could top something like that. -
shit on her windshield and then leave a note with someone else's number on it saying NEXT TIME IT WILL BE ON YOUR CHEST
EDIT: Actually pissing on her windshield would be better since it will freeze on there, the rest stays the same -
<span>It took my pledges like 2.5 hours to clean it all up.
</span>How inconvienent for you. 2.5 hours? I hate it when my pledges have to waste their time cleaning up after my pranks, when their time could be better spent massaging my feet, cleaning my belly button or trimming my nose hairs. . -
Maybe u could shit on yourself for bein in a frat...
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lock her keys in her car for her...
put water on her front step so it freezes...
shut off her power and then scare the shit out of her when she has to come out to fix it...
or, the best...shaving gel in the freezer and once it's frozen put it in her underwear drawer... -
Saran wrap the toilet, then put the seat down and let her shit on herself!
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it's not when it freezes, but when it thaws it explodes...
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LMAO AJXT.....You certainly know your pranks.
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this is going to end with you thinking a prank is funny and its too far, and then she bangs another guy
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EDIT: I am already fucking her...so i don't want to do anything nasty cause i want to continue. Just need something creative and funny...if I think of an idea I'll let you all know how it went
Dont pull out -
LOOOL add exlax to her coffee for better results
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Go to the grocery store, buy a fish
Hide it in her car, in the compartment with the spare tire
Or a classic:
Dunk all of her underwear in water then throw them in the freezer -
superman dat hoe
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"Dude, tonight, im totally going to superman that hoe.
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I cant believe no one has said this yet.............
PICS OR GTFO! -
well if you're already doing her...then sneak into the bathroom while she's showering and dump a bucket of cold water on her.
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heres a great one, but you need a camcorder to make it work. put the camcorer up in your bathroom and record a couple of minutes of your empty bathroom. wait until the next time you have a party(or a bunch of peeps at your house). when she goes in to use the bathroom, put the tape of the empty bathroom on the tv where everyone can see it. Get everybody to laugh when she comes out of the bathroom. she will think every body was watching her in the bathroom and she run away freaked out.











