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  1. Months of procrastination, studying, more procrastination, doubt, and slacking has finally paid off! I did not expect to pass this test, especially it being the first time I took it. It was the Nevada State Insurance test for Bail (to become a Bail Agent) and I just barely squeaked by.

    Now I just hope that the state will certify me which is a few more months of agony.

    Who wants a stake? I don't have much online so I'll ship $4.40 to the 1st person (must be a reputable OT'er with a quality post count) who posts the 2 following pictures:

    1. a hilarious picture of an animal (think murderer for inspiration)

    2. something having to do with 'Portis Pockets Straight'


    If you ca$h, just ship back what you feel is appropriate.

    GOGOGO

    EDIT: $4.40 shipppppppped to railbot, gl
  2. I havent ever opened the portis pockets straight thread. How bout number 2 be a brief synopsis of what exactly its about for those not in the know? A thesis statement and conclusion as well maybe?
  3. ^^^chatter's first client! lol

  4. Good enough....
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  5.  
    Originally Posted by norcaljeff View Post

    ^^^chatter's first client! lol

    I LoL'ed and bunchi probably did, too
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  6. dolamite jenkins!

    could you murder that.....leothemighty on stars
  7. sweeeeeeeeeeeet!!! i'll buy you some beers next weekend!!! let's say...oh...about a dodgers ticket's worth!

    BTW, if you didn't see it, here is a video of some random doing a sweet backflip:;
    vegas next weekend...anyone up for some OT BOWLING?
     
  8. Red Xaments
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  9. aye listen baby, yo baby portis pockets straight aye baby





    ^war's bessie, he raised her to be submissive.
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    Originally Posted by SoCalDrew View Post

    sweeeeeeeeeeeet!!! i'll buy you some beers next weekend!!! let's say...oh...about a dodgers ticket's worth!

    BTW, if you didn't see it, here is a video of some random doing a sweet backflip:;
    vegas next weekend...anyone up for some OT BOWLING?

    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, I'm down. What days will you be here?
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  11. fri-sun...should be available fri and/or sat nights
     
  12.  
    Originally Posted by railbot View Post




    aye listen baby, yo baby portis pockets straight aye baby





    ^war's bessie, he raised her to be submissive.

    lol wtf is that thing?

    Shipping $4.40 to railbot
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  13. ok cool....they took my Friday night/Saturday morning shift away :-( so I might be able to go out that night.
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  14. Congrats chatta! I can't play tonight because I'm leaving for an FLB show in about an hour but I just wanted to say congrats.

    Weeeeeeeee!
  15. tyvm. I'm very excited. Seykota will be able to vouch for me....she knew how stressed I was over this thing.

    GL @ your show. BARTENDER!
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    Originally Posted by chatterbox09 View Post

    tyvm. I'm very excited. Seykota will be able to vouch for me....she knew how stressed I was over this thing.

    GL @ your show. BARTENDER!

    TYTY. 2nd song on the set list tonight!


  17. i dunno,

    but i like that crazy fucking beast...

    you know how ppl are like oww look at my new puppy/kitten or w/e

    how fucking kickazzz would it be to break that fucker out of a wooden crate

    like check this guy out i had him imported from kenya

    he east small dogs n shit, HEY!!!!!!!!!!! ROOKIE dont touch hell eat your fucking hand moran...
  18. I approve of his 'flaps' and his front teeth.

    GL in the donkament, pwn noobs
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  19. its an owl with a dogs mouth photoshopped imo.
  20. its a buncha animals obv. penguin dog etc...still id hate to let it loose in my house...that thing gonna give me nightmares

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