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I tore my Bicep

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  1. R_U_Nuts R_U_Nuts is offline

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    Feb 4th, 2012 (2/4/2012 7:33pm)



    Anyone ever have a muscle tear and then have surgery for it? My surgery is scheduled for this week and I'm a bit of a pussy when it comes to that stuff.
  2. Luho Luho is offline

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    Feb 4th, 2012 (2/4/2012 7:35pm) in reply to R_U_Nuts

    Amputate
     
  3. LeftyMark LeftyMark is offline Boss of Birds

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    Feb 4th, 2012 (2/4/2012 7:39pm) in reply to Luho

    And I thought I jerked off too much.
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    Feb 4th, 2012 (2/4/2012 7:40pm) in reply to LeftyMark

    whoa
  5. SmokeyCasinos SmokeyCasinos is offline

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    Feb 4th, 2012 (2/4/2012 7:45pm) in reply to LeftyMark

    I see he was jerking to Ryan Seacrest in the background there lol

    If it was an ink spot test I would say looks like a beat up vagina...
  6. BigStack Husker BigStack Husker is offline

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    Feb 4th, 2012 (2/4/2012 7:45pm) in reply to SmokeyCasinos

    I can only imagine how painful it must be to tear a bicep or a pec. Good luck with your surgery, I just had ACL surgery two weeks ago and the first week of recovery was super fucking painful.
  7. Moonlight Graham Moonlight Graham is offline

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    Feb 4th, 2012 (2/4/2012 7:48pm) in reply to SmokeyCasinos

     
    Originally Posted by SmokeyCasinos View Post

    I see he was jerking to Ryan Seacrest in the background there lol


    tho
    Edited By: Moonlight Graham Feb 4th, 2012 at 07:49 PM
  8. Mr323 Mr323 is offline

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    Feb 4th, 2012 (2/4/2012 7:49pm) in reply to Moonlight Graham

    Bleh! Good luck OP, take the rehab seriously and go slow!
  9. R_U_Nuts R_U_Nuts is offline

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    Feb 4th, 2012 (2/4/2012 8:25pm) in reply to Mr323

    Lucky for me it was not my spankin arm. Did it 3 days ago and it hurt like fuck that day but really doesnt hurt much now unless I try to stretch it out or bring my arm to close to my chest. Just walking around it feels like normal but when I bend it funny the muscle starts to spasim and hurts like fuck.

    I'm hoping they can insert some bionics up in that bitch.
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  10. Willywoo Willywoo is offline

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    Feb 4th, 2012 (2/4/2012 9:13pm) in reply to R_U_Nuts

    Bet you end up with a nasty scar.
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    Feb 4th, 2012 (2/4/2012 9:49pm) in reply to Willywoo

    I knew a guy that did that. his shit is fucked up for the rest of his life. do all the rehab.
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    Feb 4th, 2012 (2/4/2012 9:53pm) in reply to MacEwen

     
    Originally Posted by MacEwen View Post

    do all the rehab.

    This. Surgery day is the best though, enjoy the drugs and most comfortable blankets ever.
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    Feb 4th, 2012 (2/4/2012 10:04pm) in reply to Stockage

     
    Originally Posted by Stockage View Post

    whoa


    Sure that's not your leg?
  14. kmc28 kmc28 is offline

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    Feb 4th, 2012 (2/4/2012 10:16pm) in reply to Oh Rale

    that looks gruesome
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    Feb 4th, 2012 (2/4/2012 11:16pm) in reply to R_U_Nuts

     
    Originally Posted by R_U_Nuts View Post

    Lucky for me it was not my spankin arm.

    Amateur.
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    Feb 4th, 2012 (2/4/2012 11:52pm) in reply to setherson2

     
    Originally Posted by setherson2 View Post

    Surgery day is the best though,


    Wha?
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    Feb 5th, 2012 (2/5/2012 12:33am) in reply to xxACES UPxx

    and begins the era of ot workout group failures
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    Feb 5th, 2012 (2/5/2012 3:02am) in reply to xxACES UPxx

     
    Originally Posted by xxACES UPxx View Post

    Wha?

    Besides the fact that you can't eat in the morning it's the best day ever. You don't feel any pain day of. The beds and blankets are super comfortable. I probably come off like a junkie (I don't do drugs on a regular basis, don't even habitually smoke weed) but the drugs make you feel like a million bucks. The few minutes before you go under and the hour or so after you wake up are the best.
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  19. Willywoo Willywoo is offline

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    Feb 5th, 2012 (2/5/2012 3:07am) in reply to setherson2

     
    Originally Posted by setherson2 View Post

    Besides the fact that you can't eat in the morning it's the best day ever. You don't feel any pain day of. The beds and blankets are super comfortable. I probably come off like a junkie (I don't do drugs on a regular basis, don't even habitually smoke weed) but the drugs make you feel like a million bucks. The few minutes before you go under and the hour or so after you wake up are the best.

    As a veteran of two surgeries and a colonoscopy in the past 6 months, I agree with this. Anesthesia and pain killers are the nuts when and after someone is digging around your joints and ass.
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    Feb 5th, 2012 (2/5/2012 5:25am) in reply to Willywoo

    whoa again. TMI
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    Feb 5th, 2012 (2/5/2012 6:52am) in reply to Willywoo

     
    Originally Posted by Willywoo View Post

    As a veteran of two surgeries and a colonoscopy in the past 6 months, I agree with this. Anesthesia and pain killers are the nuts when and after someone is digging around your ass.

    Is this referring to the colonoscopy or your date with underdog
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    Feb 5th, 2012 (2/5/2012 7:21am) in reply to dolphin13

    I had thumb ligament surgery and was in pain when I woke up so they gave me an elephant tranquilizer. Shit was amazing.
     
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    Feb 5th, 2012 (2/5/2012 7:26am) in reply to Leet8s

    Yeah, when I came out of it from my tonsillectomy, septoplasty they shot some morphine through me. That shit is so good and the reason I will never try any kind of drug on my own. I'll be blowing ncj behind the gas station for 10 bucks after a few months of doing drugs.
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    Feb 5th, 2012 (2/5/2012 12:35pm) in reply to wes_mc

     
    Originally Posted by wes_mc View Post

    Amateur.

    Hahaha nice one

    Vnwp (so smokecock can understand)
     
  25. silkhandlez silkhandlez is offline

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    Feb 5th, 2012 (2/5/2012 1:36pm) in reply to Deoxyribo

    surgery isn't bad at all.. They tell you that they are ready for you now, put an IV in your arm, ask you a few questions, "have you had any tobacco", "do you have any problems we should be aware of" bla de bla... They start rolling you into the room, your looking up at the ceiling, you pass out from the anesthesia.. The next thing you know your awake, and are being pumped with morphine.. The doctor tells you what he did in the surgery, "we had a success with repairing such and such". They take you up to a room, and you get more morphine, and other pain medicine, then you stay in that room watching tv high as a fucking kite, until they tell you that you are good to go... GL.

    The shitty part is they check your vital signs every like 3 hours or something, some dude/chick comes in, plucks a needle in your arm, gets a quick blood sample and peace's.
    Edited By: silkhandlez Feb 5th, 2012 at 01:39 PM
     
  26. setherson2 setherson2 is offline

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    Feb 5th, 2012 (2/5/2012 1:44pm) in reply to silkhandlez

    Don't forget the crackers and apple juice when you wake up and the chilling/burning feeling from the IV anesthesia (or whatever it is exactly that them pump in you right before you go into the OR).

    I'm having my 5th surgery next week. Can't wait.
    Edited By: setherson2 Feb 5th, 2012 at 01:45 PM
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  27. silkhandlez silkhandlez is offline

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    Feb 5th, 2012 (2/5/2012 2:00pm) in reply to setherson2

    I never got crackers or apple juice. I got my gaul blatter removed though.. I think they gave me some chicken broth a few hours after the surgery.
     
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