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  1. REDMOND, Wash. (CBS Seattle) – Microsoft has been granted a patent for its “avoid ghetto” feature for GPS devices.

    A GPS device is used to find shortcuts and avoid traffic, but Microsoft’s patent states that a route can be plotted for pedestrians to avoid an “unsafe neighborhood or being in an open area that is subject to harsh temperatures.”


    http://seattle.cbslocal.com/2012/01/...r-gps-devices/



    Sorry kellykip, no "Avoid Hipster" app as of yet. ducy?
  2. now if we can just get an avoid La Raza app.


    smokey scares me.
  3. This is awesome!!!!!
  4. I try to avoid areas where there are a lot of young people, maybe this will help with that.
  5. Seems like a good app to me. Ever take the wrong exit in East Saint Louis in the middle of the night....I did one time. Thought for sure I was about to be jacked at the first stop I came to. I almost turned around to go down the offramp the wrong way to get back on the interstate.


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    Originally Posted by norcaljeff View Post

    REDMOND, Wash. (CBS Seattle) – Microsoft has been granted a patent for its “avoid ghetto” feature for GPS devices.

    A GPS device is used to find shortcuts and avoid traffic, but Microsoft’s patent states that a route can be plotted for pedestrians to avoid an “unsafe neighborhood or being in an open area that is subject to harsh temperatures.”

    http://seattle.cbslocal.com/2012/01/...r-gps-devices/

    Sorry kellykip, no "Avoid Hipster" app as of yet. ducy?

     
    Originally Posted by LizardBoy View Post

    Just so happens ghettos are dangerous climates.

    oh, and who's a better thread titler than norcal? Not that I like the guy, cause he's nuts and all, but funny still
  8. is there an avoid NCJ threads app?
  9. Donny, shut the fuck up
  10.  
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    is there an avoid NCJ threads app?


    Oh no he di-dent!
  11.  
    Originally Posted by cmval View Post

    Seems like a good app to me. Ever take the wrong exit in East Saint Louis in the middle of the night....I did one time. Thought for sure I was about to be jacked at the first stop I came to. I almost turned around to go down the offramp the wrong way to get back on the interstate.


    I did one time on my way out to LA from Chicago. I asked some guy for directions and he made me pay him and didnt even help. we ended getting our hubcaps stolen also.
  12. wp
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    Originally Posted by XXEDPXX View Post

    I did one time on my way out to LA from Chicago. I asked some guy for directions and he made me pay him and didnt even help. we ended getting our hubcaps stolen also.

    Lol, he wasnt even from there.
  14. going to miss out on some amazing food avoiding "bad neighborhoods".
     
  15. TOO LATE

  16.  
    Originally Posted by XXEDPXX View Post

    I did one time on my way out to LA from Chicago. I asked some guy for directions and he made me pay him and didnt even help. we ended getting our hubcaps stolen also.

    Sounds spot on, never stop in St. Louis unless you've made it to the west side of the Mississippi
  17. Sounds like a good app. A lot of shithole neighborhoods are particularly bad to be in after dark..especially if your ethnicity does not match that of the neighborhood.
  18.  
    Originally Posted by cmval View Post

    Seems like a good app to me. Ever take the wrong exit in East Saint Louis in the middle of the night....I did one time. Thought for sure I was about to be jacked at the first stop I came to. I almost turned around to go down the offramp the wrong way to get back on the interstate.

    Clark Griswald, is that you?

  19.  
    Originally Posted by El Burro View Post

    Sounds like a good app. A lot of shithole neighborhoods are particularly bad to be in after dark..especially if your ethnicity does not match that of the neighborhood.


    I just hope there's a way to reverse the polarity or whatnot so I can find drugs, 40's and cheap hookers
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  21.  
    Originally Posted by norcaljeff View Post

    I just hope there's a way to reverse the polarity or whatnot so I can find drugs, 40's and cheap hookers

    There is an app, it's called sweetness.
  22. yeah, but I don't want to get abandoned in the hood
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  23.  
    Originally Posted by SpankyHamm View Post

    You forgot sizzurp.
    Edited By: RhoNin Jan 7th, 2012 at 01:04 AM
     
  24. I went to Portsmouth VA yesterday and was looking at vandalism damag to quote repairs and a chick was jsut walking down the street with her titties out, I was afriad to tell her that her shirt had come down so I just went about my business and she went home with ther titties out. There was a police officer in the neighborhood when I got there but he had left before I was done.

    I knew it was gonna be shitty day without an ap.
  25. this app would completely eliminate east cleveland
  26. I hate the idea of this app; one of the best ways to cheer up after a bad day is sending confused German tourists into the worst neighborhood within walking distance (trust me - it's a shortcut lol).
  27.  
    Originally Posted by Hallettcopta View Post

    this app would completely eliminate east cleveland

    wouldn't be a bad idea.

    recycled classic youtube vid in 3...2...1...

    Edited By: p00pymcp00perton Jan 7th, 2012 at 01:49 AM
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    Originally Posted by p00pymcp00perton View Post

    wouldn't be a bad idea.

    recycled classic youtube vid in 3...2...1...

    west cleveland isnt so bad but yeah east cleveland would probably benefit from a nuke
  29.  
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    is there an avoid NCJ threads app?


    i loled, ncj pwns tho