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  1. Because fuck you all.


    I followed a girl to q shady shady bar because she asked.
    I'm wearing a party hat now
    This is weird
    I'm drunk.

    Tried to take a pc for ot...
    Flash goes off...
    Get called out..
    On to the next

    Some dude wants Mr to do yeqyila pckle tomaype
  2. yeqyila pckle tomaype tho
  3. no doubt
  4. This girl just tried to light be bfs hairvon fair. Got some bad pics that don't do ot justice ill post tomorrow.*

    Ok so the original girl who took me to the shady bar I think is a lesbian or bi because shaw makin our w. A girl. Trying to get pic Donno if able.
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  5. tried hooking up with a real 9.8 and didnt wormout i through a fit and somehow ended up home fukc worrst new yearas ever every1 die fuck american k cdool vye
  6. you must have forgot to mention you are ranked 581 on online poker
  7. i played matchmaker for at least 3 homely/introverted dudes. i'd walk over to the chick (most of them pretty cute) and ask if they knew my friend. i had no idea who these guys were, but they ended up hanging out/making out with the chicks for the remainder of the night. i did my good deed for the night.
     
  8. Mitherfuckin bars close at 3...,night had so much potential.
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  9. Well played SCD. All the others in this thread, what is this i don't even?
  10. ya'll better have been on i phones cuz even a drunk retard should be able to type better than that
  11. You guys are a prime example of the need for breathalyzer apps for phones.

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