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I wrote a poker rap..........

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  1. RiverRejas RiverRejas is offline

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    Apr 18th, 2007 (4/18/2007 12:37pm)

    Last night on the plane ride home wrote one on my laptop. Bored as shit It goes to the beat of Mike Jones - Mr. Jones. Hate all you want, I really dont care, only wrote the first verse in about 25 minutes. Got a small start on the second verse. Ill prolly just finish it later. If you see any leaks leme know...

    Im back on these tables bout to grind out multiple Ks
    Baby you know its real easy when you look and got AK
    These high rollers hate but they dont really wanna see me succeed
    These high rollers hate but they dont really wanna see the succeed
    Had only 50 bones in the bankroll before I started this long grind
    Had only 50 bones in the bankroll before I started this long grind
    Before I was grinding the 3s now Im ballin at the 55s
    Perfect bankroll management boy, and now you can see me, I survive
    But now Im like sheets and Bax of all pokerstars
    So many one outers, sick beats, it only leaves me with scars
    $11K later playa ask me how I feel
    Ballin like no other with a three-thousand dolla grill

    verse 2-

    I used to get dissed by the high limit players at the tables
    Now they see me up there doing it big, keeping things stable
    They see me double stacked
    Waiting list is packed
    Trying to play with me, but I know for a fact that you gonna get stacked

    FLAME AWAY
  2. ChocoThunder ChocoThunder is offline

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    Apr 18th, 2007 (4/18/2007 12:39pm) in reply to RiverRejas

    That is the most horrid piece of shit i've ever read in m entire life. Never "rap" again, and please don't breed.
  3. Damage1 Damage1 is offline

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    Apr 18th, 2007 (4/18/2007 12:40pm) in reply to ChocoThunder

    lol
  4. RiverRejas RiverRejas is offline

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    Apr 18th, 2007 (4/18/2007 12:41pm) in reply to Damage1

    ty ty
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  5. ShortyJacksn ShortyJacksn is offline

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    Apr 18th, 2007 (4/18/2007 12:42pm) in reply to RiverRejas

    nh prahlad
  6. ChocoThunder ChocoThunder is offline

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    Apr 18th, 2007 (4/18/2007 12:42pm) in reply to RiverRejas

    Sofa King Stupid
  7. RiverRejas RiverRejas is offline

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    Apr 18th, 2007 (4/18/2007 12:44pm) in reply to ChocoThunder

    honestly i dont care, i dont rap.

    chocothunder, your tight.
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  8. Bong BrOke Bong BrOke is offline need new bong

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    Apr 18th, 2007 (4/18/2007 12:44pm) in reply to ChocoThunder

    boo this man
  9. The Alchemist The Alchemist is offline

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    Apr 18th, 2007 (4/18/2007 12:46pm) in reply to RiverRejas

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  10. RedHazerz RedHazerz is offline

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    Apr 18th, 2007 (4/18/2007 12:47pm) in reply to Bong BrOke

    anyone have a tomato?
  11. ChocoThunder ChocoThunder is offline

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    Apr 18th, 2007 (4/18/2007 12:47pm) in reply to RiverRejas

    a wise man once said

    "Leave it up to weezy baby"

    you should heed the advice
  12. Wretchy Wretchy is offline whatslogic

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    Apr 18th, 2007 (4/18/2007 12:50pm) in reply to The Alchemist

    I'm still lol'ing at Chocos response. A+ would read again.

    Obv not sarcasm
     
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    Apr 18th, 2007 (4/18/2007 12:56pm) in reply to Wretchy

  14. DaVols DaVols is offline

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    Apr 18th, 2007 (4/18/2007 1:05pm) in reply to RiverRejas

    can we get MrTimCaum to read this, PLEASE
  15. buchiYAYO buchiYAYO is offline

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    Apr 18th, 2007 (4/18/2007 1:07pm) in reply to RiverRejas

    I threw up in my mouth a little bit
  16. TMLMS13 TMLMS13 is online now

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    Apr 18th, 2007 (4/18/2007 1:09pm) in reply to RiverRejas

    that was so bad I think you gave me cancer
  17. TMoney120 TMoney120 is offline

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    Apr 18th, 2007 (4/18/2007 1:10pm) in reply to DaVols

    Definintely need a reading from MTC
  18. Rocket Surgeon Rocket Surgeon is offline & brain scientist

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    Apr 18th, 2007 (4/18/2007 1:10pm) in reply to DaVols

    ^^^^^^^^^^That's an AMAZING idea.
  19. hoosierdaddy hoosierdaddy is offline

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    Apr 18th, 2007 (4/18/2007 1:11pm) in reply to buchiYAYO

    word, dont let the haters slow you down. youre doing big things you. those rhymes are sick.
    pretty good for 25 minutes. imagine what you could do with more time. you F the hater you.
    word.

    holla atchyaboy hoozier

    me reppin the 516
  20. jerichoholic jerichoholic is offline

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    Apr 18th, 2007 (4/18/2007 1:11pm) in reply to RiverRejas

    Pretty good stuff there RiverRegas. I caught myself doing a "headbob" for a second there. I really like the reference to Bax and Sheets at the pokerstars, gave it some good name recognition.

    I would suggest finishing this off strong and make sure you copyright it AsSoonAsPossible(ASAP), cause these haters are just frothing at the mouth to steal this masterpiece.
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    Apr 18th, 2007 (4/18/2007 1:21pm) in reply to RiverRejas

    THe last two lines of the first verse are ok...i might lesson the syllables and go for like:

    $11K later playa ask me how I feel
    Ballin like no other with a diamond studded grill

    Then I might add:

    yo i'm feltin' peeps left and right
    my icy grill blinds everyone in sight
    this sucka betta wear his shades
    cause in a few days...
    he gonna have black eyes from this fight.

    No doubt i run the table
    ESPN got my game broadcast on cable
    and if you raise my blind
    thinkin you can steal and come from behind
    well you best thing again
    cause i'm all in

    you gonna fold that strong hand?
    good, cause that was my plan
    i run over fools like a track star
    makin money buy me a phat car
    spittin on fools like rosanne bar
    cause with me, that chip stack aint gonna get you very far.

    i dunno...it was fun to write though...
  22. hoosierdaddy hoosierdaddy is offline

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    Apr 18th, 2007 (4/18/2007 1:25pm) in reply to QQuadzilla

    if you make it big and need someone that can say UUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!! really good then im youre man.
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    Apr 18th, 2007 (4/18/2007 1:29pm) in reply to hoosierdaddy

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  24. The Alchemist The Alchemist is offline

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    Apr 18th, 2007 (4/18/2007 1:31pm) in reply to QQuadzilla

    it's official

  25. QQuadzilla QQuadzilla is offline

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    Apr 18th, 2007 (4/18/2007 1:42pm) in reply to hoosierdaddy

    yo...yo...

    pocketfives dot com
    hottest forum on the net
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    Eff PD with no regret
    gtfo, stfu, and all that

    PM Murderer if you got a question
    90% of OT has a daily 420 session
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    with a slim chance they make the money
    who cares cause the chat from the railers is gonna be funny
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    mainly, after noodz we a bunch of pot heads.

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  26. ihaterats ihaterats is offline

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    Apr 18th, 2007 (4/18/2007 1:59pm) in reply to The Alchemist

    A whole bunch of Lil white's
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    Apr 18th, 2007 (4/18/2007 2:05pm) in reply to ihaterats

    UUGGGHHHHHHH
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    Apr 18th, 2007 (4/18/2007 2:13pm) in reply to DaVols

    immed
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    Apr 18th, 2007 (4/18/2007 2:21pm) in reply to hoosierdaddy

    Did I ever tell you guys how I get embarrassed for other people sometimes?
  30. sturgeball sturgeball is offline

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    Apr 18th, 2007 (4/18/2007 2:31pm) in reply to Certifiable

    lights out, lights out

    poker is cool
    poker is great
    its hard to play poker
    when you're trying to ma-stur-bate

    the end.

    gg
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